When someone grabs your junk

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    May 13, 2010 2:00 PM GMT
    Let's say you're at a club/social place/ anywhere and a dude grabs or hit or thumps your dick, what would you do? I go to the club like once in two months and almost every time I go I'll find someone that just wants to grab my dick or touch it and it's aggravating.


    Anyways, what would you do if you were put in that situation?

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    May 13, 2010 2:02 PM GMT
    Depends on how hot they are.
  • Timbales

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    May 13, 2010 2:10 PM GMT
    uppercut
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    May 13, 2010 2:19 PM GMT


    Bitch smack the mother fucker!
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    May 13, 2010 2:20 PM GMT
    shoot a load in his hand
  • Kage

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    May 13, 2010 2:20 PM GMT
    Depends on them to be honest.
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    May 13, 2010 2:22 PM GMT
    It's only happened to me once. There was a guy at a bar who was in his 60s, and his body was totally ripped. In Iowa, it's rare to see older guys in that kind of shape, so I walked up to him and complimented him and started chatting about his exercise routine. He soon steered the conversation to sex and grabbed my crotch. I looked down at his hand, looked back up at his face with a glare of disapproval, and walked away.
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    May 13, 2010 2:25 PM GMT
    Grab their freaking hands and push them away. If they follow you and don't stop walk towards a staff member or security and tell them to do something right away.

    Doesn't matter how hot they are.

    Don't hit them or punch them becasue when the cops come they will arrest you for starting it.
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    May 13, 2010 2:26 PM GMT
    Press your thumb into their inner wrist (it really hurts) and tell them there will never be a next time and they better buy you a drink before you feel their junk with your boot.
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    May 13, 2010 2:28 PM GMT
    jim_e saidPress your thumb into their inner wrist (it really hurts) and tell them there will never be a next time and they better buy you a drink before you feel their junk with your boot.


    Nice. I will remember the wrist press next time. Thanks
    But I wouldn't want them to buy me a drink.
    That kind of attention is NOT flattering and is abusive. No fun.

    Another tactic to deal with that nonsense is to go out with trusted friends who understand this stuff might happen and to have code words for when you need their help.

    Or if you go someplace where you know the bartenders or staff, have codewords with them. When trouble starts, say the codeword to them and they will step in.

    My code word is "grapefruit".
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    May 13, 2010 2:28 PM GMT
    jim_e saidPress your thumb into their inner wrist (it really hurts) and tell them there will never be a next time and they better buy you a drink before you feel their junk with your boot.


    Hahahahaha.
    I see your priorities are in order. icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 13, 2010 2:37 PM GMT
    Damn right. Quid pro quo, he got something without asking and so he better give you something in return and you don't have to be nice to him.
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    May 13, 2010 2:38 PM GMT
    jim_e saidDamn right. Quid pro quo, he got something without asking and so he better give you something in return and you don't have to be nice to him.


    Hahahahaha.
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    May 13, 2010 2:43 PM GMT
    Kage saidDepends on them to be honest.


    Bingo! If they're really hot, I'd probably push my package deeper into their grasp and grind. icon_twisted.gif
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    May 13, 2010 2:44 PM GMT
    Grab them back!
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    May 13, 2010 7:47 PM GMT
    Grab their wallet and take a $20 out. Lovin' don't come cheap.
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    May 13, 2010 7:49 PM GMT
    you give him funk ?

    totally unacceptable, not a grocery store here...hello..
    Smack the hand and say " Nein Danke"
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    May 13, 2010 7:51 PM GMT
    are you fucking kidding? I would not let someone get away with that.

    about 5 years ago I was in a bar in Baltimore while in college and some retarded dude smacked my ass. I had no idea who he was. He certainly found out who I was that night. I had him pinned up against a wall so quick that he didn't know what was going on.

    Thats the most disrespectful thing I can imagine. Just because the grabber might think it is okay, it really isn't!

    This is why I always travel with a knife!
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    May 13, 2010 7:57 PM GMT
    I'd blow my rape whistle and repeatedly yell "BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH!".
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    May 13, 2010 7:59 PM GMT
    This has happened once to me, gave the guy the look of death and he backed away VERY slowly as he realized he made a huge mistake
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    May 13, 2010 7:59 PM GMT
    Unfortunately there's not a lot you can really do about it aside from wear a cup :-). Since it's not a matter of repeat offenders, nothing you do to one will have any impact on what you'll have to do to someone else who does the same thing. I would just smack their hand away and tell them to "back off". Whatever makes you feel most comfortable is probably the most appropriate course of action. Problem is, at a club most of the people are either too drunk or too fucked up to comprehend that you may not welcome their grabs.
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    May 13, 2010 8:04 PM GMT
    MikeAP35 saidI'd blow my rape whistle and repeatedly yell "BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH!".


    Be careful, this could be misconstrued as sexy role playing and elicit further come-ons.
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    May 13, 2010 8:06 PM GMT
    Soulasphyx said

    Anyways, what would you do if you were put in that situation?

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    I'd grab their junk twice as hard to the point where it hurts a little, then push them away. I've done it before.
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    May 13, 2010 8:24 PM GMT
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    May 13, 2010 8:26 PM GMT
    We can totally relate to straight girls when they get their ass or boob fondled in public.