Disgusting locker room habits

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    May 13, 2010 5:37 PM GMT
    In the interest of making the world a little better, if you do any of the following in the gym locker room, please stop! You are disgusting... icon_smile.gif

    1) Cutting your toenails.
    2) Using the urinals while barefoot.
    3) Pooping, unless there is a closed door separating the toilets from the rest of the locker room.
    4) Shaving while naked with your junk against the counter.
  • Heyguy10

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    May 13, 2010 6:14 PM GMT
    I love this! And yes, STOP
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    May 13, 2010 8:02 PM GMT
    Amen!! lol.

    Also if you are overweight and really hairy just don't get naked at all!
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    May 13, 2010 8:11 PM GMT
    And don't forget sitting your naked, sweaty, hairy ass down on the bench without a towel. I don't want your crabs.
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    May 13, 2010 8:13 PM GMT
    lissenup saidAnd don't forget sitting your naked, sweaty, hairy ass down on the bench without a towel. I don't want your crabs.


    Yeah!~ Why do some guys do that? It totally grosses me out for two reasons: 1. They are exposing what they are sitting down on to their body!
    2. They are exposing their body to what they are sitting down on!
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    May 13, 2010 8:19 PM GMT
    They need to do away with locker rooms. icon_lol.gif Come dressed for the gym and workout. People are gross at the supermarket, work, home, driving and lawd knows where elseicon_eek.gif
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    May 13, 2010 8:19 PM GMT
    ummm... moment, bitte...

    4) Shaving while naked with your junk against the counter.

    So what's the problem with that? Most guys I knew in the military do that, myself included. You come out of the shower, you're still drying off, you don't want a mess on your towel or shorts while you shave. You're in a mens locker room, for gawd's sake. You don't expect to see men naked there? Sorry, but I need that one explained to me.
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    May 13, 2010 8:20 PM GMT
    Can we also add sitting in the locker room naked or barely clothed reading the newspaper? Really?? Aren't there other places where you could do that?!?!?!
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    May 13, 2010 8:21 PM GMT
    Perhaps not crabs, but scabies more likely. I've got scabies from the gym before, and it took nearly 3 months to get rid of once I realized I had it (first time you have them you're not quite sure what that incessant hellish itching is that's waking you up at night).

    Using aerosol deodorant. I ABHOR it. It's rude, obnoxious, disgusting, smells bad, and ruins my clean air if I'm out of breath from the gym or still have to change.
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    May 13, 2010 8:22 PM GMT
    Red_Vespa saidummm... moment, bitte...

    4) Shaving while naked with your junk against the counter.

    So what's the problem with that? Most guys I knew in the military do that, myself included. You come out of the shower, you're still drying off, you don't want a mess on your towel or shorts while you shave. You're in a mens locker room, for gawd's sake. You don't expect to see men naked there? Sorry, but I need that one explained to me.


    This guy shaves his junk on the counter.

    You know, razors work better in the shower.
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    May 13, 2010 8:27 PM GMT
    Jon18 saidAmen!! lol.

    Also if you are overweight and really hairy just don't get naked at all!


    good one!!icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 13, 2010 8:27 PM GMT
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    Red_Vespa saidummm... moment, bitte...

    4) Shaving while naked with your junk against the counter.

    So what's the problem with that? Most guys I knew in the military do that, myself included. You come out of the shower, you're still drying off, you don't want a mess on your towel or shorts while you shave. You're in a mens locker room, for gawd's sake. You don't expect to see men naked there? Sorry, but I need that one explained to me.

    This guy shaves his junk on the counter.

    You know, razors work better in the shower.

    That's a different case. I'm not sure that's what the OP wrote. I thought he meant, as I did in my reply, guys who shave their faces at the sink while naked. I think that's normal & acceptable. Don't a lot of us do that at home? Why should the locker room be any different? Are there women in there? Geez, what prudes we're becoming! I don't recommend any of you ever join the military, you'll just faint dead away. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    May 13, 2010 8:38 PM GMT
    bigkevc said
    Jon18 saidAmen!! lol.

    Also if you are overweight and really hairy just don't get naked at all!


    good one!!icon_biggrin.gif


    Yeah well, if you don't like fat hairy guys don't stare at us. We pay just as much for gym memberships as intolerant judgmental twinkies.
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    May 13, 2010 8:46 PM GMT
    I'm glad someone brought this topic up. I have a few things I've seen in the lockerrom at my gym over the last few weeks that have really caught my attention.

    Absolutely disgusting:
    1) Popping zits with tweezers in the mirror by the sinks
    2) Constantly clearing throat and spitting while in showers
    3) Wiping ass with towel and leaving towel on bench with streaks of feces

    More annoying than anything else:
    3) Loudly singing, whistling, or laughing to one's self (no lie) while in showers
    4) Spreading clothes, toiletries, towels, bags, and other stuff across entire bench and floor where no one else can get to their locker

    And one more:
    5) Why do all the hot guys hide themselves with a towel while dressing and undressing and all the ugly dudes walk around stark naked?? Makes no sense to me.
  • monstapex

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    May 13, 2010 8:52 PM GMT
    After reading this ,the owner of this site should change the name to"Realprimadonna.com"..the men on here seem to complain and nitpick about the littlest thing..
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    May 13, 2010 8:54 PM GMT
    catfish5 saidI'm glad someone brought this topic up. I have a few things I've seen in the lockerrom at my gym over the last few weeks that have really caught my attention.


    And one more:
    5) Why do all the hot guys hide themselves with a towel while dressing and undressing and all the ugly dudes walk around stark naked?? Makes no sense to me.


    The answer to this has been hermetically sealed in a mayonaisse jar where it's been sitting since 10'oclock this morning on Funk & Wagnalls front porch.
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    May 13, 2010 9:04 PM GMT
    baby powder/talc...stop it
    and stop it with the using the whole can of AXE unless it's Vice I like that one.
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    May 13, 2010 9:05 PM GMT
    masculine31 saidThey need to do away with locker rooms. icon_lol.gif Come dressed for the gym and workout.
    That's the way I used to do it when I went to gyms. I only used the shower once, when I was in a hurry for work. Other than that, come in ready, leave sweaty, shower at home (and have the detailers clean the car. lol)
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    May 13, 2010 9:07 PM GMT
    monstapex saidAfter reading this ,the owner of this site should change the name to"Realprimadonna.com"..the men on here seem to complain and nitpick about the littlest thing..


    Welcome to the gay! I'm sure you're acquainted because you just bitched about this thread yourself.
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    May 13, 2010 9:31 PM GMT
    dustin_K_tx saidbaby powder/talc...stop it
    and stop it with the using the whole can of AXE unless it's Vice I like that one.


    So true. WTF with the baby powder?? Or spraying deodorant like there is no tomorrow until it leaves a dull haze and powder smell throughout the entire lockerroom. LOL.
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    May 13, 2010 9:34 PM GMT
    catfish5 saidI'm glad someone brought this topic up. I have a few things I've seen in the lockerrom at my gym over the last few weeks that have really caught my attention.

    Absolutely disgusting:
    1) Popping zits with tweezers in the mirror by the sinks
    2) Constantly clearing throat and spitting while in showers
    3) Wiping ass with towel and leaving towel on bench with streaks of feces

    More annoying than anything else:
    3) Loudly singing, whistling, or laughing to one's self (no lie) while in showers
    4) Spreading clothes, toiletries, towels, bags, and other stuff across entire bench and floor where no one else can get to their locker

    And one more:
    5) Why do all the hot guys hide themselves with a towel while dressing and undressing and all the ugly dudes walk around stark naked?? Makes no sense to me.


    What kind of gym do you go to man?? lol... are the ppl who go to ur gym raised in barns?? no idea how to clean their ass, apparently?? Sick!
  • Sparkycat

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    May 13, 2010 9:37 PM GMT

    Yes!!!! I totally agree. Well said.



    monstapex saidAfter reading this ,the owner of this site should change the name to"Realprimadonna.com"..the men on here seem to complain and nitpick about the littlest thing..
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    May 13, 2010 9:48 PM GMT
    Red_Vespa saidummm... moment, bitte...

    4) Shaving while naked with your junk against the counter.

    So what's the problem with that? Most guys I knew in the military do that, myself included. You come out of the shower, you're still drying off, you don't want a mess on your towel or shorts while you shave. You're in a mens locker room, for gawd's sake. You don't expect to see men naked there? Sorry, but I need that one explained to me.


    This is something that a GENTLEMAN would never do. If you do this you are no gentleman, you are TRAILER TRASH.

    (Sorry Vespa, I couldn't resist) icon_wink.gif
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    May 13, 2010 11:01 PM GMT
    I don't have a problem with guys being naked in the locker room but here is something that freaked me out - there was a guy drying his ass on the hand dryer. I mean he had it right up against the thing. EWWW! icon_eek.gif
  • JayDT

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    May 13, 2010 11:05 PM GMT
    I hate when the naked guy next to you starts talking to you. "Hey bro, what's up buddy" (I live in an area with lots of Armenians- every one is bro and buddy simultaneously and every conversation starts this way). Unless there's an orgasm in it for me please put some clothes on to talk to me.