2 things that always happen in consecutive order?

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    May 17, 2010 2:04 AM GMT
    1. Dog shits on my living room carpet......
    2. Dog shit will NOT come clean!! FUCK~!
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    May 17, 2010 3:46 AM GMT
    Love in the morning. Bill's scent still in my moustache that afternoon.

    -Doug

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    May 17, 2010 3:55 AM GMT



    Stroking my dick and coming 20-30 mins latericon_eek.gif
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    May 17, 2010 3:55 AM GMT
    Hillie said


    Stroking my dick and coming 20-30 mins latericon_eek.gif


    ROFL you win.

    icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif -us guys cracking up!
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    May 17, 2010 4:36 AM GMT
    In LA car in front of you is about to make a left.
    Car in front of you fails to turn on signal but makes a left anyway.
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    May 17, 2010 4:37 AM GMT
    When will Mr. Dyson invent a dog poo eating roomba?!
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    May 17, 2010 5:51 AM GMT
    think about sex

    .. think about sex.

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    May 17, 2010 6:51 AM GMT
    Is this some sort of Alanis Morrisette tribute thread?

    It's like raaaaaaaaaiiiiiaaaaan on your wedding day,
    A free riiiiiiiiiiiieeehiiiide when you've already paid...



    To mystic man, some good adviiiiiiice that you just can't take: dogs belong on linoleum.
  • DarkSensation

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    May 17, 2010 6:56 AM GMT


    I think about Sex icon_biggrin.gif
    I Never get Sex icon_sad.gif
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    May 17, 2010 9:41 AM GMT
    1. Ignore a woman.....
    2. She will find a way to demand your attention! icon_twisted.gif
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    May 17, 2010 9:46 AM GMT
    1, back chat to a bossy bottom

    2, slapped in the face and told to eat it








    I love my life!!!!
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    May 17, 2010 9:53 AM GMT
    1) Looks like your bag is still where you started.
    2) YOU MEAN I PAID $300 FOR MY TICKET AND DON'T EVEN HAVE MY BAG! YOU go find it! YOU bring it to me! YOU are going to burn in hell!



    *dnt worry honey, everything I do in life says I'm going to hell. icon_razz.gificon_twisted.gif Have a nice day. icon_biggrin.gif


    Ohhhh customer service.
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    May 17, 2010 12:50 PM GMT
    1. Someone will make an innocuous comment on here.
    2. Someone will take offense to it.icon_rolleyes.gif
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    May 17, 2010 1:01 PM GMT
    Too much laughing.
    Too much crying.
  • Celticmusl

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    May 17, 2010 1:25 PM GMT
    StudlyScrewRite said 1. Someone will make an innocuous comment on here.
    2. Someone will take offense to it.icon_rolleyes.gif



    1. How dare you sir! I take great umbrage to that remark.

    2. Oh, is that what you meant? Nevermind.
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    May 17, 2010 1:25 PM GMT
    i scratch my butt, then why do i smell my fingers?
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    May 17, 2010 1:26 PM GMT
    you breathe in....
    you breathe out...
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    May 17, 2010 1:38 PM GMT
    Dogs beg for morning treats
    Dogs beg for affection and attention
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    May 17, 2010 2:12 PM GMT
    Celticmusl said

    1. How dare you sir! I take great umbrage to that remark.

    2. Oh, is that what you meant? Nevermind.


    I've got yer great umbrealla right here! icon_lol.gif
    ambient-umbrella.jpg?w=300&h=300
  • Celticmusl

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    May 17, 2010 2:29 PM GMT
    StudlyScrewRite said
    Celticmusl said

    1. How dare you sir! I take great umbrage to that remark.

    2. Oh, is that what you meant? Nevermind.


    I've got yer great umbrealla right here! icon_lol.gif
    ambient-umbrella.jpg?w=300&h=300


    I assure you, that image holds little resemblance to my umbrella. Mine has little kitties on it.
  • rnch

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    May 17, 2010 2:33 PM GMT
    my bf rims me and i am in bliss

    i feel the urge to pass gas

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  • iHavok

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    May 17, 2010 2:39 PM GMT
    Counting! Countings always in consecutive order!


    And um....Dunno.
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    May 17, 2010 2:42 PM GMT
    Celticmusl said
    StudlyScrewRite said
    Celticmusl said


    I assure you, that image holds little resemblance to my umbrella. Mine has little kitties on it.


    hello-kitty-umbrellas.jpg
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    May 17, 2010 2:48 PM GMT
    the last thing i do in the shower is wash my ass.
    the first thing i do in the shower is wash my face.

  • Celticmusl

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    May 17, 2010 2:53 PM GMT
    StudlyScrewRite said
    Celticmusl said
    StudlyScrewRite said
    Celticmusl said


    I assure you, that image holds little resemblance to my umbrella. Mine has little kitties on it.


    hello-kitty-umbrellas.jpg


    Thank you for your timely correction.