Getting rid of a hard on?

  • Kage

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    May 19, 2010 11:06 AM GMT
    I have the fortunate, but sometimes unfortunate case of an instantaneous and sometimes spontaneous hardon.

    It can be triggered by me just rubbing my cock against my desk by accident or reading hot posts here or my imagination.

    It has happened at gym, swimming.
    You can't hide a hardon in briefs, tight enough to show you are not jewish...
    and like now...icon_redface.gif
    I am sitting at my desk with a fucking hardon that is able to break wood.

    How the fuck am I supposed to get rid of it?
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    May 19, 2010 12:20 PM GMT
    Kage said
    How the fuck am I supposed to get rid of it?


    Just imagine that RJ's resident Jeebus cultist is drooling over you and taking pictures.
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    May 19, 2010 12:27 PM GMT
    Kage said


    You can't hide a hardon in briefs, tight enough to show you are not jewish...
    and like now...icon_redface.gif
    I am sitting at my desk with a fucking hardon that is able to break wood.

    How the fuck am I supposed to get rid of it?


    ME! ME!! Ohhh, MEEE!!!(raises hand to volunteer) LMAO

    Seriously...back in the day when that happened to me(shut up! You'll get there one day!!) icon_wink.gif
    ...I'd just imagine visiting my Grandmother when she was in a nursing home after her 2nd stroke: all those night-gown-clad, baggy-skinned, pale, thin-haired, dried up old ladies with tits down between their ham-sized thighs....




    that do it yet? icon_biggrin.gificon_lol.gif
  • Kage

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    May 19, 2010 12:34 PM GMT
    paradox said
    Kage said
    How the fuck am I supposed to get rid of it?


    Just imagine that RJ's resident Jeebus cultist is drooling over you and taking pictures.


    As long as he is hot and "curious"...I don't see a problem.icon_wink.gif
  • Kage

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    May 19, 2010 12:36 PM GMT
    StudlyScrewRite said
    Kage said


    You can't hide a hardon in briefs, tight enough to show you are not jewish...
    and like now...icon_redface.gif
    I am sitting at my desk with a fucking hardon that is able to break wood.

    How the fuck am I supposed to get rid of it?


    ME! ME!! Ohhh, MEEE!!!(raises hand to volunteer) LMAO

    Seriously...back in the day when that happened to me(shut up! You'll get there one day!!) icon_wink.gif
    ...I'd just imagine visiting my Grandmother when she was in a nursing home after her 2nd stroke: all those night-gown-clad, baggy-skinned, pale, thin-haired, dried up old ladies with tits down between their ham-sized thighs....




    that do it yet? icon_biggrin.gificon_lol.gif



    Bah...had a look at your pics after reading your post and it is back...more than ever.
    Age is irrelvent! It is chemistry that does the talking to my head. My ass and cock is ruled by my head. ;)
  • Kage

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    May 19, 2010 12:51 PM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor saidOh,, I think a few of us know how to help you get rid of it.. (momentarily) or just keep it since it's gonna come in handy...icon_cool.gif


    "come in handy" it will.
    Trust me on that.*groan*
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    May 19, 2010 12:55 PM GMT
    *puts hand up*







    I can help you icon_cool.gif
  • Kage

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    May 19, 2010 12:58 PM GMT
    This is not helping me guys.icon_redface.gif
    My imagination is starting to act up and forming all kinds of abhorrent, perverse, lascivious acts that can be tried over and over and over again.
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    May 19, 2010 1:08 PM GMT
    Kage saidI have the fortunate, but sometimes unfortunate case of an instantaneous and sometimes spontaneous hardon.

    It can be triggered by me just rubbing my cock against my desk by accident or reading hot posts here or my imagination.

    It has happened at gym, swimming.
    You can't hide a hardon in briefs, tight enough to show you are not jewish...
    and like now...icon_redface.gif
    I am sitting at my desk with a fucking hardon that is able to break wood.

    How the fuck am I supposed to get rid of it?


    Enjoy it. Why do you care what people think - why are they looking there?
    Just don't feel self-conscious when you're walking around at those times (unless you want to bring attention to it). People will see the expression on your face and look south.
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    May 19, 2010 1:45 PM GMT
    Heheh, think of the smooth sliding sensation of grannie's tongue in your mouth.

  • Kage

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    May 19, 2010 1:46 PM GMT
    meninlove said Heheh, think of the smooth sliding sensation of grannie's tongue in your mouth.



    Ah....that did it...for now.

    Need to go home and jerk off or I might just hop down to the beach and catch a surfer.

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    May 19, 2010 1:48 PM GMT
    Lol Kage, I don't know whether to be happy I succeeded or utterly horrified with myself. icon_lol.gif

    -Doug
  • Menergy_1

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    May 19, 2010 1:48 PM GMT
    nurses (grim, Nurse Ratchett types) have been known to whack a hard penis and deflate things with a quick flick of the fingers to the glans.....just sayin'

    "Down, Boy"
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    May 19, 2010 2:19 PM GMT
    Think of your grandmother naked

    that should do it
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    May 19, 2010 5:18 PM GMT


    Quit your complaining and just rub one outicon_eek.gif
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    May 19, 2010 5:29 PM GMT
    Kage saidI have the fortunate, but sometimes unfortunate case of an instantaneous and sometimes spontaneous hardon.

    It can be triggered by me just rubbing my cock against my desk by accident or reading hot posts here or my imagination.

    It has happened at gym, swimming.
    You can't hide a hardon in briefs, tight enough to show you are not jewish...
    and like now...icon_redface.gif
    I am sitting at my desk with a fucking hardon that is able to break wood.

    How the fuck am I supposed to get rid of it?





    simple, just jack off
  • Kage

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    May 20, 2010 8:21 AM GMT
    Well it was quite bad last night at gym...at one stage I couldn't get out of the sauna at all...I had to sit there until I could think of making out with my aunt...which did the trick for about 1 minute by which time I could jump in a cold shower.

    Today it is under control, I jerked off this morning and the beast has been tamed...only some slight...errr...stirrings every now and then.

    Thanks guys for your immoral support and constant messages of encouragement.

    Oh and jacking off at work is frowned upon in most companies. icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 20, 2010 8:27 AM GMT
    POP it in my mouth I will take care of it for you and.......ALL of RJ!!! LOL
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    May 20, 2010 8:47 AM GMT
    Kage said
    I am sitting at my desk with a fucking hardon that is able to break wood.

    How the fuck am I supposed to get rid of it?
    Good question, but I'm willing to lend a hand. icon_biggrin.gif
  • Kage

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    May 20, 2010 9:33 AM GMT
    Mystic_Man saidPOP it in my mouth I will take care of it for you and.......ALL of RJ!!! LOL


    A 69 Ford mustang....FUUKKKK!!!!...*groan*
    That is an orgasm on wheels!
    That is probably one of the only REAL American Muscle cars!!!

    Imagining my naked ass on hood is creating a whole new problem today!icon_twisted.gif