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    May 19, 2010 11:55 PM GMT
    What's up. Chill masc bro here. Not into the scene. Just chillin. Looking for cool guys. i'm not your typical guy. just your average guy. Easy going. nice guy. No face = no reply. no drama! quality over quantity. On the DL. DDF. not into fems. not into hook-ups.

    Lookin for other chill masc bro quality cool chillax average not average easy nice bros.


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    Sorry but that just about sums up the online gay scene. What else am I missing?
  • creature

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    May 20, 2010 12:01 AM GMT
    You forgot to mention "no offense" (i.e. not into blacks or asians. no offense).
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    May 20, 2010 12:03 AM GMT
    JakeBenson saidWhat else am I missing?
    nekkid hardon pics
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    May 20, 2010 12:11 AM GMT
    laid-back (with the ankles in the air)
    VGL (very good liar)
    Peace (leave me in)
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    May 20, 2010 12:41 AM GMT
    How about this one?

    "If you're (list of 1,000 things) don't bother emailing or IMing me."
  • mcwclewis

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    May 20, 2010 12:43 AM GMT
    "I'm not your typical guy. Just your average guy"

    You make me chuckle.
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    May 20, 2010 12:50 AM GMT
    Oh for god sakes...he's trying to be nice.

    Have you been resurrected into a good boy now?
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    May 20, 2010 3:59 AM GMT
    You forgot.
    Bttm, not into vers guys. strictly tops w/ big dicksicon_eek.gif
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    May 20, 2010 4:31 AM GMT
    Mystic_Man saidOh for god sakes...he's trying to be nice.

    Have you been resurrected into a good boy now?



    Don'y make me sick Muhammad on you.
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    May 20, 2010 4:33 AM GMT
    "you host"....am i rite? or am i doing it wrong?o.o
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    May 20, 2010 4:34 AM GMT
    No you got it right
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    May 20, 2010 4:38 AM GMT
    Don't forget cut 9.5 x 6.5, u b bottom.
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    May 20, 2010 4:53 AM GMT
    JakeBenson said
    Mystic_Man saidOh for god sakes...he's trying to be nice.

    Have you been resurrected into a good boy now?



    Don'y make me sick Muhammad on you.


    Or worse yet, Bunnyhammed.
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    May 20, 2010 4:56 AM GMT
    awwww he found a leaf..... shame it's no longer green... nawww poor dear
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    May 20, 2010 4:58 AM GMT
    Wait, isn't everyone on the internet in possession of at least a 7" dick? Or, more likely, closer to 8 or 9?
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    May 20, 2010 5:06 AM GMT
    badmikeyt saidWait, isn't everyone on the internet in possession of at least a 7" dick? Or, more likely, closer to 8 or 9?

    Hells no sweet heart, I've a 12inch cock that's 7 inches thick, totally filled with precum at every waking moment and can be used and abused for 12 hours at a time!!!!
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    May 20, 2010 5:07 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidawwww he found a leaf..... shame it's no longer green... nawww poor dear


    *puts leaf on his butt* Come here little wombat!icon_twisted.gif
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    May 20, 2010 5:07 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
    badmikeyt saidWait, isn't everyone on the internet in possession of at least a 7" dick? Or, more likely, closer to 8 or 9?

    Hells no sweet heart, I've a 12inch cock that's 7 inches thick, totally filled with precum at every waking moment and can be used and abused for 12 hours at a time!!!!
    show dick or GTFO! icon_cool.gif
  • BlackBeltGuy

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    May 20, 2010 5:10 AM GMT
    you forgot a dick pic
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    May 20, 2010 5:12 AM GMT
    GuerrillaSodomite said
    lilTanker saidawwww he found a leaf..... shame it's no longer green... nawww poor dear


    *puts leaf on his butt* Come here little wombat!icon_twisted.gif

    oooers.. ummm... did you know you have a leaf on your backside? icon_smile.gif
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    May 20, 2010 5:13 AM GMT
    IsmeIvan1990 said
    lilTanker said
    badmikeyt saidWait, isn't everyone on the internet in possession of at least a 7" dick? Or, more likely, closer to 8 or 9?

    Hells no sweet heart, I've a 12inch cock that's 7 inches thick, totally filled with precum at every waking moment and can be used and abused for 12 hours at a time!!!!
    show dick or GTFO! icon_cool.gif

    oh I'm a grower sweety, otherwise I'd leave men and women ruined in my wake....
  • cbrett

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    May 20, 2010 5:14 AM GMT
    I hate that everyone hates headless profiles
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    May 20, 2010 5:15 AM GMT
    JakeBenson saidWhat's up. Chill masc bro here. Not into the scene. Just chillin. Looking for cool guys. i'm not your typical guy. just your average guy. Easy going. nice guy. No face = no reply. no drama! quality over quantity. On the DL. DDF. not into fems. not into hook-ups.

    Lookin for other chill masc bro quality cool chillax average not average easy nice bros.


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    Sorry but that just about sums up the online gay scene. What else am I missing?


    The translation: I am an extremely effeminate 450 pound one eyed hunchbacked power bottom troll with chronic halitosis, micropenis, severe leaky gynecomastica and a prolapsed rectum.
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    May 20, 2010 5:17 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
    IsmeIvan1990 said
    lilTanker said
    badmikeyt saidWait, isn't everyone on the internet in possession of at least a 7" dick? Or, more likely, closer to 8 or 9?

    Hells no sweet heart, I've a 12inch cock that's 7 inches thick, totally filled with precum at every waking moment and can be used and abused for 12 hours at a time!!!!
    show dick or GTFO! icon_cool.gif

    oh I'm a grower sweety, otherwise I'd leave men and women ruined in my wake....


    It's true. My ass started to bleed a little just looking at it. I was all like "Ouch, you penis is psychically raping my bunghole!"
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    May 20, 2010 5:20 AM GMT
    GuerrillaSodomite said
    lilTanker said
    IsmeIvan1990 said
    lilTanker said
    badmikeyt saidWait, isn't everyone on the internet in possession of at least a 7" dick? Or, more likely, closer to 8 or 9?

    Hells no sweet heart, I've a 12inch cock that's 7 inches thick, totally filled with precum at every waking moment and can be used and abused for 12 hours at a time!!!!
    show dick or GTFO! icon_cool.gif

    oh I'm a grower sweety, otherwise I'd leave men and women ruined in my wake....


    It's true. My ass started to bleed a little just looking at it. I was all like "Ouch, you penis is psychically raping my bunghole!"

    mmm, it has a habit of doing that... you should have seen the last guy, they had to drag him outta here or what was left of him anyway.. the mess was just awful, still cleaning all sorts of fluids off the roof.. pesky stuff gets everywhere, ya get used to it after a while.