Hey boys, I am an ordained minister in the ULC and I am happy to, no, anxiousto , no DESPARATE to perform any and all gay weddings i can anywhere in the USA. All I ask is for a cot to sleep in for a day or two, and maybe a few bottles of coke, yeah I'm a total coke whore. yes you can tell your kids that you both were married by a coke whore!!