Great modern dilemmas of our time

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    May 22, 2010 4:43 PM GMT
    This is my dilemma.

    Should I invite my ex boyfriend to my birthday bbq?

    What is yours?
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    May 22, 2010 4:48 PM GMT
    the biggest one I had today was

    Should I mess with my ex's cousin..

    Ma two balls told me yes..
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    May 22, 2010 4:50 PM GMT
    Your ex's cousin? Wow! Well, it is Australia, best keep it local i spose.
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    May 22, 2010 4:53 PM GMT
    redheadguy saidThis is my dilemma.

    Should I invite my ex boyfriend to my birthday bbq?

    What is yours?

    Which ex boyfriend? I mean, arent there like millions of them??? ... icon_eek.gif ... Doesnt the British census have like a special box to check to help you keep track of them all. ... icon_wink.gif

    And isn this kinda redundant "Great modern dilemmas of our time" I mean, "modern" and "of our time." If they are modern, then they are of our time, and vice versa, right? I mean, you cant have Great modern dilemmas of ancient times, can you? Of course, not. I guess you are just so used to processing all your bf applications in triplicate, that duplicate doesnt register any more. Just saying. ... icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 22, 2010 4:59 PM GMT
    redheadguy saidYour ex's cousin? Wow! Well, it is Australia, best keep it local i spose.

    yeah keepin it in the family sweet heart hehehe
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    May 22, 2010 5:02 PM GMT
    lilTanker said
    redheadguy saidYour ex's cousin? Wow! Well, it is Australia, best keep it local i spose.

    yeah keepin it in the family sweet heart hehehe

    Bah! My grandfather was first married to my great grandmother, then to her daughter, my grandmother, then to my grandmother on the other side. ... icon_eek.gif
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    May 22, 2010 5:02 PM GMT
    Someone, who for some unknown reason is happy to be photographed wearing plaid and a stetson, is gonna get a big modern day cyber bitch slap.
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    May 22, 2010 5:08 PM GMT
    redheadguy saidSomeone, who for some unknown reason is happy to be photographed wearing plaid and a stetson, is gonna get a big modern day cyber bitch slap.

    Ooooo...daddy! Is that how you keep your bfs in line??? ... icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 22, 2010 7:00 PM GMT
    Old Navy. $1 Flip-Flop Day. 5 pair limit. You have black, brown, grey with stripes, and green in your bag. You only get one more.

    Red or yellow? What do you choose? You're holding both, putting off the decision, but you're near the front of the line! They're actually checking people out really fast! At Old Navy! You weren't prepared for retail efficiency, because you're at Old fucking Navy!

    Now they want you to pick! The woman behind you picked! But they had polka dots in the women's section, that's an easy decision. They have all the fun shit over there. The only attractive design in men's was the grey with stripes, and you gave up solid silver for them! That doesn't help you choose between red or yellow. You need a primary color, but you need one primary color. Worst of all, you're still recovering from giving up blue. And white is still in the back of your head, nagging, leaning close to your ear and breathily whispering: "There's a million places you could wear me."
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    May 22, 2010 9:31 PM GMT
    do i wear my slutty briefs tonight, my slutty square cut briefs tonight, or do i just go out in a jockstrap?
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    May 22, 2010 9:34 PM GMT
    Do I text him to arrange date number 3 or wait till tomorrow? Or let him make that move?
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    May 22, 2010 10:37 PM GMT
    calibro saiddo i wear my slutty briefs tonight, my slutty square cut briefs tonight, or do i just go out in a jockstrap?

    Square cut.... they just be hotter *nods*
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    May 22, 2010 10:37 PM GMT
    JayDT saidDo I text him to arrange date number 3 or wait till tomorrow? Or let him make that move?

    Don't text, you call!
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    May 22, 2010 10:38 PM GMT
    Should I have sex with every Tom Dick and Harry?
    Or should I have sex with only Tom's hairy dick?
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    May 22, 2010 10:39 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidShould I have sex with every Tom Dick and Harry?
    Or should I have sex with only Tom's hairy dick?

    Tom, Dick and harry sweety, confining your self to but one option is never a good idea icon_smile.gif
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    May 22, 2010 10:42 PM GMT
    Do you have that fourth cup of coffee so late in the afternoon? You say you know your limits and go for it knowing full well you will be up until 4:00am again; therefore ruining your sleep schedule for the second week in a row.

    It's 100% Colombian
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    May 22, 2010 10:43 PM GMT
    Jboegz saidDo you have that fourth cup of coffee so late in the afternoon? You say you know your limits and go for it knowing full well you will be up until 4:00am again; therefore ruining your sleep schedule for the second week in a row.

    It's 100% Colombian

    Depends, if you was with me YES.. otherwise you need your sleep so no.. *nods* wat you should do is have that 4th cup earlier in the day icon_smile.gif
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    May 22, 2010 10:46 PM GMT
    lilTanker said
    paulflexes saidShould I have sex with every Tom Dick and Harry?
    Or should I have sex with only Tom's hairy dick?

    Tom, Dick and harry sweety, confining your self to but one option is never a good idea icon_smile.gif
    I like your way of thinking. icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 22, 2010 11:09 PM GMT
    Am in so many of things you call modern day dilemma
    1) Ate half a bag of pita chips already, should I eat the remaining or not?
    2) Should I wear a jock strap under my shorts before going out for a walk, it might rain?
    3) This is the biggest one of them all - watch Hot Shots 1 or Hot Shots 2 tonight?
    Life is just full of them icon_cry.gif
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    May 22, 2010 11:10 PM GMT
    Should I get out there and try to find dating interests over summer or wait til my sophomore year at my new college?

    (I'm still getting over my ex just an fyi)
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    May 22, 2010 11:13 PM GMT
    sexyactionnick saidOld Navy. $1 Flip-Flop Day. 5 pair limit. You have black, brown, grey with stripes, and green in your bag. You only get one more.

    Red or yellow? What do you choose? You're holding both, putting off the decision, but you're near the front of the line! They're actually checking people out really fast! At Old Navy! You weren't prepared for retail efficiency, because you're at Old fucking Navy!

    Now they want you to pick! The woman behind you picked! But they had polka dots in the women's section, that's an easy decision. They have all the fun shit over there. The only attractive design in men's was the grey with stripes, and you gave up solid silver for them! That doesn't help you choose between red or yellow. You need a primary color, but you need one primary color. Worst of all, you're still recovering from giving up blue. And white is still in the back of your head, nagging, leaning close to your ear and breathily whispering: "There's a million places you could wear me."


    Gaa I forgot about that completely..add this to my list too, need to run now.........
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    May 22, 2010 11:15 PM GMT
    sexyactionnick said

    Red or yellow? What do you choose?


    Please tell me you chose yellow.
    Also you've no idea how many times I find an awesome original piece in the men's section and I'm like "Dude this is awesome! I can't believe they made a oh wait it's a misplaced women's shirt icon_sad.gif"
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    May 22, 2010 11:48 PM GMT
    Nspyerf8 saidShould I get out there and try to find dating interests over summer or wait til my sophomore year at my new college? (I'm still getting over my ex just an fyi)

    You are way too hot not to be dating. Even if you don't want to, at least stand around in public in a state of partial undress. For our sake.

    And yes, I chose yellow.
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    May 23, 2010 4:54 AM GMT
    Haha I think that may get me the wrong kind of attention