Steven Seagal Or Jean-Claude Van-Damme???

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    May 22, 2010 10:22 PM GMT
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    Just wondering, I prefer Van Damme becuz he always seemed like he was more passionate fighter.
    Seagals movies were usually about someone disrespecting him or killing his family... jcvd,was always in some kind of tournament.
    Seagal is good,but I doubt he could get through ALL jcvds moves without using a kick or some kinda extra movement,however I enjoy the early Segal movies...so which one you prefer?icon_wink.gif

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  • jgymnast733

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    May 22, 2010 10:55 PM GMT
    Man, u r too funny....
    I like jean claude better, did you see that body? NICE...
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    May 23, 2010 3:46 AM GMT
    They're both incredible actors who've been snubbed by the Academy too many times.
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    May 23, 2010 3:49 AM GMT
    I like the one where I'm not looking at a looping gif of children in the 90's getting shot.
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    May 23, 2010 3:55 AM GMT
    JCVD...

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    Do I have to explain further?
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    May 23, 2010 4:17 AM GMT
    Here's my answer: Lamas and Van Damme. Both so hot.
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    May 23, 2010 4:21 AM GMT
    In his prime - Van-Damme hands down! Don't know if he was the better fighter - but he was way more built and had the most beautiful ass!
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    May 23, 2010 4:27 AM GMT
    mickeytopogigio saidThey're both incredible actors who've been snubbed by the Academy too many times.



    HAHA, now THATS funny icon_smile.gif


    but if I have to pick, JCVD please...ive never been down with Seagal's pony tail and JCVD did provide me with plenty of adolescent wet dreams because of BloodSport

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    May 23, 2010 4:39 AM GMT
    Steven Seagal lived in my neighborhood when I was growing up on Staten Island. He was ALWAYS such a dick! Even to little kids!
    What an asshole... Seriously...
    He is a genuine jack ass.
    Never met Van Damme but I always thought he was hot. Great body and so flexible ;)
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    May 23, 2010 4:42 AM GMT
    Between the 2 guys, I want Alfred E. Newman.
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    May 23, 2010 4:46 AM GMT
    Can't we just light them both of fire and call it good? Though Seagal is greasier so he might burn a bit better.
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    May 23, 2010 4:49 AM GMT
    GuerrillaSodomite saidCan't we just light them both of fire and call it good? Though Seagal is greasier so he might burn a bit better.


    Five simoleons says JC's polyurethane exterior makes him flame up in less than a minute.
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    May 23, 2010 5:00 AM GMT
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    GuerrillaSodomite saidCan't we just light them both of fire and call it good? Though Seagal is greasier so he might burn a bit better.


    Five simoleons says JC's polyurethane exterior makes him flame up in less than a minute.


    Good point.
  • BlackBeltGuy

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    May 23, 2010 5:02 AM GMT
    jcvd. HIS FIGHTING IS MORE RESPECTED. while that other idiot runs around with a sheriff badge and a reality crew camera
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    May 23, 2010 5:12 AM GMT
    After our Aikido class we used to practice some of Seagal's locking and throwing moves. God, those were the days.

    As far as who's a better fighter, that's a toss-up. Jean-Claude had some European tournament wins (I vaguely recall). To win in a tournament (which were usually points matches, not full contact) you had to be fast and flexible, with a lot of chest-thumping after a quick strike to a legal body part (torso & head).

    Seagal's locks and throws REALLY work, but the scenes in the movie are completely choreographed and quite unrealistic.

    I've seen some sparring that Seagal has done, and he's pretty fast. Jean-Claude's leg strikes would be useless, but if he's got good stamina he could out-box Seagal.
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    May 23, 2010 5:13 AM GMT
    Jean Claude
    Hands down
    and all over
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    May 23, 2010 5:14 AM GMT
    JCVD all the way
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    May 23, 2010 5:25 AM GMT
    [quote][cite]track_boi said[/cite]JCVD all the way[/quote


    I agree and the movie 'JCVD' shows that he does have some acting ability, unlike Seagal.
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    May 23, 2010 5:41 AM GMT
    Their movies are both painful





    Seeing Jean Claude 3/4 naked made his alot less painful
  • BarettaB80

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    May 23, 2010 9:45 AM GMT
    Ummmm........why is he shooting little kids?
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    May 23, 2010 10:42 AM GMT



    but if I have to pick, JCVD please...ive never been down with Seagal's pony tail and JCVD did provide me with plenty of adolescent wet dreams because of BloodSport

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    You had wet dreams with Bloodsport too!!!
    Thought I was only one

    Montage sequence "Fight to Survive" hot hot hot

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    May 23, 2010 10:53 AM GMT
    Between the two I would prefer to spend the evening with a nice warm enema.

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    I have to admit that JCvD was hot to look at in his day but he's still a Belgian. Being Belgian neutralizes any level of hotness.
  • THEREALFH

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    May 24, 2010 10:35 AM GMT
    lmfao, now this has to be a joke. Pardon me if I just threw up a little in my mouth as far as finding either one hot. I think Steven Seagle made some great action movies for his time but if you watch them now all you can do is laugh. I find him to be a joke now. Loved Marked For Death. Jean-Claude? meh, no opinion. He was good as well but its hard to watch an 80's/90's movie and not laugh and see how fake it is. We thought it was cool then and on the edge of our seats but to see it now? lmfao. Now I have to think if I even consider them classics, haha. but Van-Damme would kick Steven Seagles' ass any day which I'm hoping is what you were asking, lmfao! Oh, and Arnold Schwarzheneger would beat down both of them at the same time!icon_lol.gif
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    May 24, 2010 1:04 PM GMT
    JCVD all the way. I have jacked off to that man's ass more than I care to count.

    Timecop was so hot. I can still remember him having sex with his wife, and his booty grinding in the air. It was so hot.

    And this memorable scene was also hot:

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  • Celticmusl

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    May 24, 2010 1:16 PM GMT
    A post from the eighties. Totally rad.

    Ok, I can play along.


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