DESCRIBE how others may see your PROFILE

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    May 26, 2010 12:28 AM GMT
    I see a lot of people looking at mine and not commenting or saying hi. Here is my interpretation of someone checking out my profile:

    Hmm, now that's a hot picture. Let me check out the whole profile.
    Let's make that one bigger. Not bad.
    Ah, another shirtless. Hmmm, not as defined as I like.
    How about this one. Ah, not into redheads.
    46 years old!
    Movin' on.

    Go ahead, give a voice to your profile viewers. icon_wink.gif
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    May 26, 2010 1:06 AM GMT
    I was trying to think about this and ya know... I really wouldn't have a clue..
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    May 26, 2010 1:12 AM GMT
    (With their eyes. icon_eek.gif )

    I wish I could be that more neurotic but I can't be bothered.
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    May 26, 2010 1:20 AM GMT
    You don't need to be neurotic sweety, your cute as hell, others will be neurotic for you icon_razz.gif
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    May 26, 2010 1:43 AM GMT
    C'mon be creative. I think I want some junior mints and a glass of milk.
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    May 26, 2010 1:46 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidYou don't need to be neurotic sweety, your cute as hell, others will be neurotic for you icon_razz.gif


    Can't recall what I'm thinking, but I start to drool when I see tank's staring at me. icon_cool.gif
  • mcwclewis

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    May 26, 2010 1:48 AM GMT
    I probably look like an asshole.


    Despite all my passionate dislikes that I've posted, I really am a sweet guy icon_smile.gif


    As far as the pictures... I don't think I'm very photogenic so I can't really say. I'm proud of where I've gotten my body, but my face still reminds me of gross in most pictures. I'm not sure if it's a self-esteem issue or if I just don't like how I look in pictures icon_razz.gif


    So yeah, I don't really know... you tell me
  • Posted by a hidden member.
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    May 26, 2010 1:50 AM GMT
    Others see mine and probably think I'm a ho.
    Well, have I got new for them! I'm not a ho...I don't charge. icon_wink.gif
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    May 26, 2010 1:57 AM GMT
    lol I feel that way too! hahah too funny!
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    May 26, 2010 2:07 AM GMT
    luvitohateit saidlol I feel that way too! hahah too funny!
    You're too young to be a ho. That takes years of practice to perfect. icon_razz.gif
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    May 26, 2010 6:02 AM GMT
    "Boring! I'm moving on!"
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    May 26, 2010 6:04 AM GMT
    From the random observer "Hey he's kind of cute... damn he's 19, moving along"
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    May 26, 2010 6:08 AM GMT
    V shaped tummy, not bad... oh adult pics, let´s see... damn icon_eek.gif They´re real, aren´t they icon_eek.gif

    Mmmm... it says he doesn´t cam, but I´ll ask him to anyway by sending an IM which starts "your hot, wanna cam?".
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    May 26, 2010 6:09 AM GMT
    "I vant to sack your blaad!"
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    May 26, 2010 6:09 AM GMT
    Hm...seems like an interesting fellow...

    wait...

    no shirtless pics.

    Next.
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    May 26, 2010 6:14 AM GMT
    "Pizza!? On a health and fitness site!? And his profile is empty. Moving along."

    Or something like that I'll bet.
  • Iluros

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    May 26, 2010 6:17 AM GMT
    "Wow, is this a RealJock profile or did I stumble unto a toothpick advertisement? Profile sounds kind of new age-y... flake. And what's with the tie, Mormon Boy? Or maybe you're a log cabin Republican. Fail. Whatever, I can't handle vapid twinks. I'm a handful just to myself; that's why I need a big strong man and you're not it. Next!"

    I can only surmise that these are the thoughts going through people's heads. icon_lol.gif
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    May 26, 2010 6:22 AM GMT
    Self-deprecation, party of everyone on this thread, your table is ready icon_biggrin.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
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    May 26, 2010 6:32 AM GMT
    "EWWWW!!" "GASP!!!" "NOOOOOO!!!!" "MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!" "WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!"
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    May 26, 2010 6:34 AM GMT
    Dakota_gent said"Boring! I'm moving on!"


    That's my line! icon_eek.gif
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    May 26, 2010 6:47 AM GMT
    Ciarsolo said"I vant to sack your blaad!"


    Ok... but only a little nosh this time, Migs.
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    May 26, 2010 6:51 AM GMT
    "I wonder what car-make he's trying to sell us..."
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    May 26, 2010 6:51 AM GMT
    Ganymede80 said
    Ciarsolo said"I vant to sack your blaad!"


    Ok... but only a little nosh this time, Migs.


    Can't make any promises once the fangs are in, Robbie!
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    May 26, 2010 6:58 AM GMT
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  • Iluros

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    May 26, 2010 7:05 AM GMT
    Ciarsolo saidSelf-deprecation, party of everyone on this thread, your table is ready icon_biggrin.gif


    Sadly, over at the ironically superior by being removed from the rest of the peons table, your date has stood you up. icon_wink.gif

    But, it's okay. I'll join you. <3