I am fucked up.

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    May 26, 2010 2:14 AM GMT
    I've never posted a thread with that title before, so I figured since I went out and got wasted earlier (and just got back home) this would be the perfect opportunity to do so. icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 26, 2010 2:22 AM GMT
    HAHA thought it was more foreboding than that. Glad u were just having fun.
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    May 26, 2010 2:54 AM GMT
    I even almost got a boner with a couple muscle chicks at the bar who were flexing and showing off for each other. The titties threw me off, though. Maybe if they'd flatten their bewbs and grow a bulge?

    Oh well, the barback was hot...and eyeing me. Who knows, I might go back there more often now. icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 26, 2010 3:01 AM GMT
    You poor thingicon_cry.gif
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    May 26, 2010 4:11 AM GMT


    Can I see some I.D. please. Are you even old enough to drink?
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    May 26, 2010 4:15 AM GMT
    Yes
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    May 26, 2010 4:41 AM GMT
    hmmm...cool
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    May 26, 2010 4:44 AM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidI like how you spelled boobs as BEWBS...

    Bewbs are kewl.
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    May 26, 2010 4:47 AM GMT
    NO DRIVING! ...Hand over the keys! Now then...get naked and start showing off for the group! LOL! Do ya' Wanna' nice strong Long Island Iced Tea..or maybe some shots of Tequilla? ...LOL!
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    May 26, 2010 4:48 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidI even almost got a boner with a couple muscle chicks at the bar who were flexing and showing off for each other. The titties threw me off, though. Maybe if they'd flatten their bewbs and grow a bulge?

    Oh well, the barback was hot...and eyeing me. Who knows, I might go back there more often now. icon_biggrin.gif


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    May 26, 2010 4:48 AM GMT
    mickeytopogigio said
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidI like how you spelled boobs as BEWBS...

    Bewbs are kewl.


    Bewbs are fun to play with. Yes, I admit - I play with them. The best part is that I have an unlimited supply. Shit. Can I get some cocks with those bewbs, please?! Preferably not on the same person.
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    May 26, 2010 4:50 AM GMT
    BEWBS!! BAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
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    May 26, 2010 4:57 AM GMT
    Perfect time to take full advantage of you and get you all tied up and blind folded and then call your mom and run!
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    May 26, 2010 5:10 AM GMT
    random post here, but I read this as "I'm a Fuck Up" lol...k carry on
  • Kage

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    May 26, 2010 7:10 AM GMT
    Posting drunk is as dangerous as dialling drunk. icon_twisted.gif
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    May 26, 2010 7:19 AM GMT
    You sure they weren't manbewbs???