I saw Star Wars and fell in lust with Mark Hamill.
I looked through my comics for the muscles and bulges. Batman and Superman made me hot.
Donny Osmond was so damn cute. The Hardy boys made me hard.
I was infatuated with one of my neighbors, who was on the University of Michigan football team. I would ride my bike next to him while he went on his jogging route. He was so patient. We would talk along the way. He didn't get annoyed with the kid asking him stupid questions. He was so beautiful. I loved the way the sunlight made his blond hair shine.
I was very particular about my clothes and hairstyle. I always looked good for school. I wore cologne.
In middle school, I was nervous about showering after gym class. I was worried that I might pop a bone. I skipped gym a lot.
I didn't like heavy metal groups (except Van Halen). I clicked with Duran Duran, Adam and the Ants, Prince, Culture Club, Eurythmics, Flock of Seagulls, etc.
I sucked at sports, but took to drawing and painting like white to rice.