SHUCKS, the HOT guy's moving

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    May 26, 2010 9:32 PM GMT
    Came home and the hot hot guy two buildings over was loading up three trucks with a couple of chicks. I'm guessing it's his stuff. Always wore his baseball cap on backwards, propped his barefeet up on his balcony in the summer, obviously worked out every day. Late 20s I'm guessing.

    I had two conversations with him in three years. Once about the weather, and once....about the weather...while we dug our cars out from this winter's storm. Never did find out if he is gay.

    So sad. Damn. Shit. Sigh. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    May 26, 2010 9:39 PM GMT
    It is not true without a picture. icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 26, 2010 9:43 PM GMT
    There was this family that lived across my parents' house; one time i visited there and i saw this hot young guy mowing the lawn all shirtless and sweaty, whew! He had dark wavy shaggy hair and awesome chest hair! (He looked like Bunjamon, by the way, one of our RJers)
    But then a week later, i came to visit again, he and his whole family moved out! Oh well. Damn....icon_sad.gif
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    May 26, 2010 9:50 PM GMT
    Now is the time to ask if ever..
  • EricLA

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    May 26, 2010 9:51 PM GMT
    There was a family who lived up the street from me with a son in his early 20s. He was almost always in a wifebeater. Or shirtless. He'd even come out to the apartment's sidewalk to talk to his friends shirtless. It helps to have a dog that needs walking to hide the fact you're checking out a guy...

    He moved away last summer. But, he still sees his girlfriend on my block so he comes by often. Well, one of two ain't bad.
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    May 26, 2010 9:55 PM GMT
    Yeah the hot mini bar guy at work just told me he had a girlfriend. Damn all that flirting for nothing.
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    May 26, 2010 10:16 PM GMT
    Don't you dare let that hottie get away! Take a note from those scary straight guys. Just wait in the bushes outside of his building the night before he moves, then leap out behind him when he goes on a beer run, then zap his with a stun gun!!
    Afterwards, simply drag your knocked out babe up to your apartment to be secured (read chained) in a walk in closet of your choice. Drug as required & use him as a sex at your own leasure!! It's easy when you know how...
    After a few weeks convince him there has been a global war & toxic radiation is rampart. You were just trying to "help a guy out" and give him safe haven. When he is "secured" away in the closet (read containment chamber) you can hide said closet door with a tastfull bookcase from Ikea. Why waste an opportunity to decorate.. Soon, thanks to the wonders of Stockholm Syndrome, your hottie hostage will begin to identify with you as his captor/savior/sex lord, and begin to do house work & more complex sexual favors.....
    PS... Is anyone selling an Ikea bookcase, by any chance?
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    May 26, 2010 10:18 PM GMT
    EccentricStud saidDon't you dare let that hottie get away! Take a note from those scary straight guys. Just wait in the bushes outside of his building the night before he moves, then leap out behind him when he goes on a beer run, then zap his with a stun gun!!
    Afterwards, simply drag your knocked out babe up to your apartment to be secured (read chained) in a walk in closet of your choice. Drug as required & use him as a sex at your own leasure!! It's easy when you know how...
    After a few weeks convince him there has been a global war & toxic radiation is rampart. You were just trying to "help a guy out" and give him safe haven. When he is "secured" away in the closet (read containment chamber) you can hide said closet door with a tastfull bookcase from Ikea. Why waste an opportunity to decorate.. Soon, thanks to the wonders of Stockholm Syndrome, your hottie hostage will begin to identify with you as his captor/savior/sex lord, and begin to do house work & more complex sexual favors.....
    PS... Is anyone selling an Ikea bookcase, by any chance?


    Ummm... I would like it if you came and took his old apartment. icon_wink.gif
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    May 26, 2010 10:23 PM GMT
    Actually, now that you mention it, I always have like wrestling & Virginia...
    What kind of square footage we talkin here? Spa bathroom? Southern exposure part of deal??
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    May 26, 2010 10:29 PM GMT
    Man, EccentricStud sounds like he's got the right idea (maybe a little too close to the narrative...could be 'been there, done that...can't wait to do it again!' LOL)--that was great! I was going to say, when I was YOUNGrrrrrr, I lived in a quadruplex, and the guy directly across from me was a totally hot fireman, who was also a bodybuilder! Tall, incredibly handsome, bouncy hairy chest, abs, everything to just go apeshit over, which, of course, I did. Thank God for peepholes; I always found a reason to pop out of my place as he was coming or going. Sadly, "the girlfriend" wound up coming over lots, and she was hot too, so I knew they were really turning up the heat, just being hot together! I think he moved away first, but damn, that was some mighty fine viewing for about a year or so
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    May 27, 2010 12:44 AM GMT
    u just gotta lure him with them ginger skillz yo learned when u was in HS. uppercut and headlock before his lease is up.....lolz. ull be fine.
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    May 27, 2010 12:52 AM GMT
    Wish I had a story to add her but sadly my neighbors, on both sides and in front, are couples in their 70's and up... icon_smile.gif
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    May 27, 2010 12:53 AM GMT
    wrestlervic said[...] I had two conversations with him in three years. [...] Never did find out if he is gay.

    So sad. Damn. Shit. Sigh. icon_rolleyes.gif


    And all this time your future hott sweaty wrestling-loving soul mate could have been in that same apartment. Maybe now he will move in there?!
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    May 27, 2010 1:28 AM GMT
    EccentricStud saidActually, now that you mention it, I always have like wrestling & Virginia...
    What kind of square footage we talkin here? Spa bathroom? Southern exposure part of deal??


    I just laid the mats down for ya. icon_wink.gif
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    May 27, 2010 6:58 PM GMT
    OMG, we just connected!

    He has a U-Haul truck out there today, probably moving the bigger stuff now. I went out the door to my car, and as I pulled away from my parking space I looked up and saw him on his fourth floor balcony. He was drinking water from a bottle, probably taking a break. He was wearing a blue t-shirt that really shows off his muscles, and a pair of light-colored shorts.

    Anyway, I gave him an open-handed "Hi" wave. As I pulled around the corner I looked back up at the balcony and he looked right at me, sort of with his mouth open and acknowledging me. Either he was thinking, that guy is gay, or that guy is saying goodbye to me, or that guy just gave me the finger (I hope he didn't think that).

    So, there you have it. My pathetic attempt to get closer to a guy that will probably be gone in hours. So sad. So pathetic.

    Sigh. icon_cry.gif
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    May 27, 2010 7:24 PM GMT
    Still no picture. Stop teasing us man! icon_smile.gif
  • iHavok

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    May 27, 2010 7:29 PM GMT
    I live in a college town, spring always means all the hot boys move away.
    :-(

    Good bye hot boy who used to sit on the railing on your balcony in just boxers and drink your beer while on the phone.

    Good bye cute grey jeep cherokee boy who had a massively unproportionate upper body. You were cute regardless.


    Good bye sexy redneck roommates who were always throwing parties late and parkng your lifted trucks all cockeyed (hehehe).


    Only two months till new, drool worthy tenants start arriving!

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    May 27, 2010 7:41 PM GMT
    viveutvivas saidStill no picture. Stop teasing us man! icon_smile.gif


    I think I have a picture of him checking his mailbox outside. Hey, I just got a new camera and I had to find something to take a picture of. icon_wink.gif I'll look for it tonight.
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    May 27, 2010 8:00 PM GMT
    Hopefully an even hotter guy will move in!
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    May 27, 2010 8:01 PM GMT
    fastfreddie saidHopefully an even hotter guy will move in!


    Well, I gotta say, just about every guy in this thread could replace him and I'd be JUST as happy. icon_wink.gif
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    May 27, 2010 8:03 PM GMT
    Prolly got tired of being asked for pics of his legs ... icon_rolleyes.gif
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    May 27, 2010 8:14 PM GMT
    My bedroom window looks out right on my neighbor's back yard. Dad is 50 and amazingly hot for his age. He has 3 sons in their twenties and they are all drop dead gorgeous. Even 45 year old Mom is a knockout. The boys rarely wear shirts. I would cry if they ever moved. They are the nicest family and always inviting me over for a drink. Unfortunately all the boys have girlfriends (boo hoo). I'll try to take and post some pictures.
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    May 27, 2010 8:24 PM GMT
    Caslon14000 saidProlly got tired of being asked for pics of his legs ... icon_rolleyes.gif


    I never asked, and POO to you, handsome. icon_wink.gif