Major Gay Dilemma

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    May 28, 2010 2:02 AM GMT
    Ok so I'm in some little fucking hick town in GA, about an hour SW of Savannah...and have to stay here for the entire summer. Seeing as how it's pretty much how I was raised (in a small town), I will eventually get used to the lifestyle here, and either make these bigoted rednecks hate me or love me, but I ain't driving a fucking hour to the nearest gay bar just to make these fuckers happy...I'm gonna drink at their bar and they're gonna fucking like it. And I'll eventually find a closeted hottie or two to hang out with over the summer. Hopefully it can be the hotel manager. icon_eek.gif

    Another negative: The food situation here totally sucks ass. I don't cook, and am used to being selective with where I eat out...[plenty of healthy places in South FL. It's going to take me a while to find the places that serve healthy stuff I like. I will admit, though, the greasy cheeseburger I had earlier was fucking good. I didn't eat the fries because they sucked.

    Anyway, there's an upside to these obstacles: The company has me setup like a fucking KING at work. Full service everything. So I'll actually enjoy going to work, because it'll be more like hanging out and chatting with old pilots and hearing lots of cool horror stories as they wait on me hand and foot like I'm something special or something. Yay! icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 28, 2010 2:10 AM GMT
    Yeah- those small town folks will either love ya or hate ya by end of summer! Good luck!
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    May 28, 2010 2:17 AM GMT
    I never trust small hick towns....becareful out there man....crazy people in those parts....and they dont take kind of our kind :i
  • DCEric

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    May 28, 2010 2:18 AM GMT
    I think I would understand your post better if you added the work "fuck" a few more times. Feel free to congregate it as you please.

    I get by well enough in the developing world. It just takes a week to learn which way the wind blows.

    /suburban rat.
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    May 28, 2010 2:22 AM GMT
    sashaman saidYeah- those small town folks will either love ya or hate ya by end of summer! Good luck!
    They'll get used to me. One thing I learned growing up: The only thing they actually don't like is guys with a feminine demeanor. Once I prove to them that feminine is a demeanor and not an indicator of sexual orientation, they'll like me. But it might take kicking an ass or two to prove that. That's the sucky part. icon_lol.gif
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    May 28, 2010 2:24 AM GMT
    IsmeIvan1990 saidI never trust small hick towns....becareful out there man....crazy people in those parts....and they dont take kind of our kind :i
    Nah I'll be ok. I'll make'em like me. I just hate the challenge because I moved away from it for a reason. Thank god it'll be over in Sept.
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    May 28, 2010 2:26 AM GMT
    I'm not normally psychic, but as I left this thread I got the impression that you will be meeting the love of your life this summer where you are staying. You will look back one day and remember that.

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    May 28, 2010 2:27 AM GMT
    DCEric saidI think I would understand your post better if you added the work "fuck" a few more times
    Why the fuck would I wanna fucking do some fucking shit like that? That's fucking ridiculously fucking fucked dude. You shouldn't fucking say that fucking shit. Fuck is a fucking bad word, goddamit!
  • iHavok

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    May 28, 2010 2:30 AM GMT
    and the dilemma is?
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    May 28, 2010 2:30 AM GMT
    wrestlervic saidI'm not normally psychic, but as I left this thread I got the impression that you will be meeting the love of your life this summer where you are staying. You will look back one day and remember that.

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    Wait...I thought you lived in Virginia. Did you plan on visiting here this summer? icon_wink.gif
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    May 28, 2010 2:31 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    wrestlervic saidI'm not normally psychic, but as I left this thread I got the impression that you will be meeting the love of your life this summer where you are staying. You will look back one day and remember that.

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    Wait...I thought you lived in Virginia. Did you plan on visiting here this summer? icon_wink.gif


    That's so sweet. I never dated a pilot. icon_wink.gif
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    May 28, 2010 2:31 AM GMT
    iHavok saidand the dilemma is?
    Not enough eye candy. South FL has me spoiled. icon_lol.gif
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    May 28, 2010 2:46 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    iHavok saidand the dilemma is?
    Not enough eye candy. South FL has me spoiled. icon_lol.gif



    ahh okay. I getcha.

    yeah that does suck.
  • Mazdaman_24

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    May 28, 2010 3:41 AM GMT
    How is you not liking them for being "bigoted hicks" any better than them not liking you because you're gay?
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    May 28, 2010 4:16 AM GMT
    Mazdaman_24 saidHow is you not liking them for being "bigoted hicks" any better than them not liking you because you're gay?
    I grew up on a farm, just outside of a bigoted hick town that makes this place look like a metropolis. I moved away for that very reason. I have room to talk. The majority is bigoted hicks, and I do not apologize for speaking the truth. icon_wink.gif
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    May 28, 2010 4:31 AM GMT
    wrestlervic saidI'm not normally psychic, but as I left this thread I got the impression that you will be meeting the love of your life this summer where you are staying. You will look back one day and remember that.

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    Hmmmm...we're kinda getting that vibe too. O.o
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    May 28, 2010 4:36 AM GMT
    wrestlervic said
    paulflexes said
    wrestlervic saidI'm not normally psychic, but as I left this thread I got the impression that you will be meeting the love of your life this summer where you are staying. You will look back one day and remember that.

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    Wait...I thought you lived in Virginia. Did you plan on visiting here this summer? icon_wink.gif


    That's so sweet. I never dated a pilot. icon_wink.gif
    I'll fly you away to a land far away...as we "accidentally" crash on a deserted tropical paradise island in the South Pacific. icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 28, 2010 5:54 AM GMT
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    May 28, 2010 5:58 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor saidPaul, for our sake,,, please be somewhat careful. I'm familiar with that part of the state and it's not the safest place to do anything you'll regret later. I know you're a big man and can take care of yourself, but please don't ever get yourself in a situation where you are out numbered... Scary things happen in those parts of the woods... *shudders.. and hears the Deliverance tune in his head..O_O *
    They'll be no stories of squealing like a Pig Please!
    That's exactly what I'm counting on. A group would be fun. icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif
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    May 28, 2010 5:59 AM GMT
    fastfreddie said
    LMFAO! icon_lol.gif
  • Sparkycat

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    May 28, 2010 11:58 AM GMT
    Well, you aren't living in Haiti with your life destroyed by an earthquake. You aren't living in coastal Louisiana with you livelihood destroyed by an oil spill. You aren't starving in some third world country. You have a home. You have a job. Presumably you have money. What the fuck is wrong with you? Is the big issue in you life that you have to drive to another city to get laid? Grow up and count your blessings. And stop whining.
  • HndsmKansan

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    May 28, 2010 12:03 PM GMT
    Well if they treat you like a King... perhaps they can serve up some hotties...LOL.

    Sounds like an interesting experience and that you are up for it. I assume its only for 3 months so the situation will end, positive or negative. I'd probably just try and enjoy what I could and the negatives .. will end eventually.
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    May 28, 2010 12:18 PM GMT
    Only four weeks away until I hit the bush agin, away from the city, how I long to be there, and I'll be more than happy to sit in the local pub too.

    But then I was not a townie, as I was from a farm the real country living.
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    May 28, 2010 2:32 PM GMT
    Make the drive up here to Atlanta on the weekends if needed!
  • dhinkansas

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    May 28, 2010 3:07 PM GMT
    Sad how people always think they're better than rural "hick dwellers."
    I doubt they're nearly as interested in you as you think they are.