What do you do when you are reaaaallly drunk?

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    May 29, 2010 6:53 AM GMT
    You flip the bill of your skin hat up so you look like an asshole, grind(dance) with girls until their hair starts to get stuck in your teeth, post an RJ thread, tell yourself Happy B day, and you make yourself a ham sandwich. Hoo raw.
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    May 29, 2010 7:00 AM GMT
    Happy birthday icon_smile.gif
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    May 29, 2010 7:04 AM GMT
    mcwclewis saidHappy birthday icon_smile.gif



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    AHHH!! THANK YOU!
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    May 29, 2010 1:02 PM GMT
    Happy Birthday, and, congratulations for having a solid sense of self-deprecating humor. It's a sign of maturity and good character, in my book.

    Have a great weekend.
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    May 29, 2010 1:03 PM GMT
    That is AWESOME!!!


    HAPPY BIRTHDAY guy94hg59!!!!!
  • RSportsguy

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    May 29, 2010 1:04 PM GMT
    Happy Birthday Guy!
    As for the topic of your post, I hope those days are way over for me!! icon_wink.gif
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    May 29, 2010 1:36 PM GMT
    Happy Birthday!

    Now tsk, tsk, getting drunk at 19? icon_eek.gif

    Actually, I used to get drunk legally in the US at 18, before the law went to 21 in 1971 or thereabouts. Just don't make it a habit, 'K, except for birthdays -- YOURS! icon_wink.gif

    Incidentally, just thought of this: at 18 I'd go out with my buddies to drink somewhere, but while living at home I never drank in front of my parents. Even decades later during visits home I never did, nor in restaurants with them, although they always had cocktails themselves. Now isn't that strange?

    Was it ingrained habit, or the fear of appearing drunk in front of my parents and disgracing myself? There are times I wish I had applied that last consideration when I was drinking with my friends. I get pretty stupid (OK, more stupid) when I'm drunk. icon_redface.gif
  • gjoseph

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    May 29, 2010 3:19 PM GMT
    Happy Birthday!! Have fun partying =)
  • rnch

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    May 29, 2010 3:25 PM GMT
    Wilton saidHappy Birthday!

    Now tsk, tsk, getting drunk at 19? icon_eek.gif

    Actually, I used to get drunk legally in the US at 18, before the law went to 21 in 1971 or thereabouts. Just don't make it a habit, 'K, except for birthdays -- YOURS! icon_wink.gif

    Incidentally, just thought of this: at 18 I'd go out with my buddies to drink somewhere, but while living at home I never drank in front of my parents. Even decades later during visits home I never did, nor in restaurants with them, although they always had cocktails themselves. Now isn't that strange?

    Was it ingrained habit, or the fear of appearing drunk in front of my parents and disgracing myself? There are times I wish I had applied that last consideration when I was drinking with my friends. I get pretty stupid (OK, more stupid) when I'm drunk. icon_redface.gif


    my behavior also! both of my parents were/are southern babtist menonites; so out of respect for them and their beliefs and principles i do not consume alcohol in front of them.

    away from their home...that's another story...lololol

    but to answer the orifginal poster's question...i try some of the sexual positions that look so...interesting...in gay porn movies.

    which might explain why i have such strange, unusual body aches and pains the next day! yet another reminder that i am not 19 anymore...icon_razz.gif
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    May 29, 2010 4:11 PM GMT
    Happy Birthday
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    May 29, 2010 6:36 PM GMT
    Hmm? Thank you to EVERYONE for the birthday wishes. However, now I am far from intoxicated...just immensely hungover (blugh)
    I don't even remember posting this....
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    May 29, 2010 7:02 PM GMT
    Happy birthday! I like to pick people up and carry them around d the bar when I'm drunk lol
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    May 29, 2010 7:04 PM GMT
    Hmmmmm... When I'm drunk? I ask people if they think I'm pretty. I show my abs, lift up my shirt. I dance. I spill a lot of personal secrets. Lol. I can become quite the mess. Oh and I cuss like a sailor.
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    May 29, 2010 7:27 PM GMT
    Happy Birthday...

    and when I'm drunk, I turn into a vomiting pig laying next to the toilet, promising God that I will never do this again.
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    May 29, 2010 7:32 PM GMT
    I was offered jello shots and drinks and more last night and I simply said no thanks...I don't drink. The club owner was even going to pay for them.......I just resisted...ru kidding me get drunken would be a sure open sign that I am going to be taken advantage of and fucked extra hard!! HA!

    Cheers!

    and...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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    May 29, 2010 7:32 PM GMT
    BECOME STRAIGHT!!!
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    May 29, 2010 7:42 PM GMT
    rnch said...my behavior also! both of my parents were/are southern babtist menonites; so out of respect for them and their beliefs and principles i do not consume alcohol in front of them.

    away from their home...that's another story...lololol

    Yet as I said, both my parents were frequent drinkers, mostly in restaurants and lounges, just a little at home. In fact, when my sister & I were very young, we'd both be served Shirley Temples in a restaurant to match our parents' alcoholic cocktails. Not unlike the idea behind chocolate cigarettes popular then, too; talk about indoctrinating kids early in adult living! I'm sure we would have been given condom balloons to play with, as well, if condoms weren't difficult for even adults to obtain, actually banned in some locales.

    I just think I musta felt drinking alcohol in their presence was some kind of violation of our relationship, I dunno, this is what intrigues me about it. I simply sensed it was wrong and wouldn't do it. But I certainly had some hellacious drunks before I was 21 that thankfully they never knew about, much less witnessed.
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    May 29, 2010 7:57 PM GMT
    pass out.

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    May 29, 2010 8:06 PM GMT
    Hey HAPPY BIRTHDAY to ya! Sounds like you had a great timeicon_biggrin.gif
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    May 29, 2010 8:12 PM GMT
    Happy B-day! And congratulations on successfully posting a coherent and lighthearted thread that's grammatically solid in your drunken stupor icon_wink.gif
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    May 29, 2010 8:13 PM GMT
    offer sex to my roomate. haha!
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    May 29, 2010 8:13 PM GMT
    i sleep
  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    May 29, 2010 8:23 PM GMT
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  • jonwaltglat

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    May 29, 2010 8:28 PM GMT
    I get reallllly horny and begin cruising.
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    May 29, 2010 8:32 PM GMT
    I become "that guy" who puts my arm around your shoulder and tells you how great you are and that I'm glad we're friends.