The Different Types of Hand-Washers:

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    May 30, 2010 8:34 PM GMT
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    May 30, 2010 8:41 PM GMT
    Lol.

    I am green, and generally use the regular toilet so I can clean the last bit of pee from my penis.
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    May 30, 2010 9:13 PM GMT
    Not really related to the topic, except the urinal line-up reminded me of this mens room in New Zealand. It might help to drag|copy the image below and enlarge it.

    The 6 women pictured are all reacting to the guy's dick in front of them. They alternate between 3 who are insulting, and 3 who are complimentary. Starting at the far left, the insults are a woman who needs binoculars to see it, a woman with a look of disappointment, and a woman who has to lower her eyeglasses in order to see it in shocked disbelief.

    Alternating from the far right, we have shocked admiration, taking a photo as a souvenir, and checking it with a rather extended tape measure.

    I wonder how many men deliberately select the urinals with the positive reactions, and when the 3 "admirers" are occupied avoid the "detractors" until a vacancy occurs? And how many guys get the giggles or are otherwise unsettled and become blocked?

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    May 30, 2010 9:30 PM GMT
    There's a local gay bar mens room here that has 3 urinals, and on the wall above them is a poster very similar to this one. Except that instead of the icon for having your pants down, is a green check for 3 guys in a row.

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    May 30, 2010 9:53 PM GMT
    Numbers 1, 4, and 6 are the ones found at most buffets.
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    May 31, 2010 1:55 AM GMT
    Monir saidLol.

    I am green, and generally use the regular toilet so I can clean the last bit of pee from my penis.


    Same here. I got in that habit when I got my PA. Besides, you just never know when you might get a blow job and there's nothing worse (if you're a cocksucker) than to be all horned up for a nice hot tasting cock and to get down there and it smells like fetid urine. Ugh! Talk about dickwilt!

    Also, depending on what I've been doing, I might even wash my hands BEFORE I pee. Why would I want to touch my dick with hands that have some kind of bacteria, virus, or fungus on them? (Like, at the gym)

    Yes, I open the door with the paper towel, or push it open with my foot or elbow. Handwashing is the number one way to prevent getting or passing a contagion.

    One out of Five guys does NOT wash his hands when leaving the restroom. And this is somebody whom you might shake hands with? Ugh!

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    May 31, 2010 2:06 AM GMT
    GAMRican saidAlso, depending on what I've been doing, I might even wash my hands BEFORE I pee. Why would I want to touch my dick with hands that have some kind of bacteria, virus, or fungus on them

    I initially enlisted in the US Army as a wheel & track mechanic, later taking an officer's commission in the MPs. And working in the motor pool my hands were constantly covered in heavy grease & grime.

    I used to say that you could always tell an Army mechanic, because he had the habit of washing his hands BEFORE he used the bathroom. icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 31, 2010 2:28 AM GMT
    Not really related to the topic either, but Wilton reminded me of a joke:
    A guy was giving head to his date on the 2nd night when he suddenly stopped and said "My first BF was a mechanic. His dick tasted like grease. My 2nd BF was a carpenter. His dick tasted like woodshavings. Eric...you're a plumber....

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    PS: I always wash my hands. I also NEVER drink from a glass with my bare lips in any restaurant. Always use a straw. Why?
    Watch and see how the waitstaff will handle your glass..typically they pick it up/hold it near the rim!!!
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    May 31, 2010 4:33 PM GMT
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