Oh great and powerful gods of RJ, I require your minds!!

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    Jun 03, 2010 11:14 AM GMT
    Oh great and powerful gods of RJ, lend me your minds so that I may find a common ground between what I want and what is right...

    I am upon my knees, seeking your wisdom and truth... bestow upon me your knowledge and experience and I shall be your humble servant.... or something to that effect..

    Anywho, whats the go with rejecting a douche on rj? my first thought is "Yeah hi, na mate, not interested, your profile makes you seem like a douche bag" while my inner bitch wholly agrees with this, my inner fairness ponders if this is the right way to approach such a thing..

    Do i be nice and gentle? do I slice off his testicles with a rusty butchers knife? Do I ignore the douche and hope he goes blow water up someone elses behind?

    Tell me RJ... what is this man to do?
  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Jun 03, 2010 11:16 AM GMT
    *nods*



    Be short in your answers and he will get the drift icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 03, 2010 11:17 AM GMT
    Space_Cowboy_89 said*nods*



    Be short in your answers and he will get the drift icon_wink.gif

    yes I'm sure, but, where exactly does bitchy come into it? cause ya know.. she's gotta get out sometimes...
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    Jun 03, 2010 11:17 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidOh great and powerful gods of RJ, lend me your minds so that I may find a common ground between what I want and what is right...

    I am upon my knees, seeking your wisdom and truth...
    Unzip, my brother, and ye shall find what ye seek.

    PS. Ignore the douches and they'll go away. icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 03, 2010 11:21 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidUnzip, my brother, and ye shall find what ye seek.

    *unzips paul*

    Okay...







    There aint no answers here mate....





    *pulls out magnifying glass*





    *searches*





    I think you got crabs mate, they have a cream for that!
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    Jun 03, 2010 11:23 AM GMT
    Oops, sorry, forgot to get rid of the crabs from last time we played. icon_razz.gif
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    Jun 03, 2010 11:30 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidOops, sorry, forgot to get rid of the crabs from last time we played. icon_razz.gif

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I been wondering what that itch was..... thought it might have just been that stubble rash you gave me when you kept trying to prove you had no gag reflexes.. seriously, I believed the first time, by the 50th I was just bored and a little raw!

    BTW, did you ever hack up the last of my deposit that went down the wrong path?
  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Jun 03, 2010 11:40 AM GMT
    Fuck it just be a dick icon_twisted.gif
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    Jun 03, 2010 11:46 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
    I am upon my knees, seeking your wisdom and truth...


    As long as you're down there.......icon_twisted.gif
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jun 03, 2010 11:56 AM GMT
    Arise my "Liltanker" and sit upon my knee....

    Well forget that, probably wouldn't work...but the visual was nice...LOL

    Anyway, I'm surprised you are referring to him in this way, his profile must really be a turn off... or your initial conversation must have been the worst.
    Ben is normally a very patient person, so it must be bad.

    Be nice and reasonable the first time you tell him to go away. Always be reasonable, in the face if those who are unreasonable.

    If he continues to be a douche, be reasonable and tell him to get lost or you will report him. It never pays to be as unreasonable as they may be and he's the douche.. not you.

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    Jun 03, 2010 12:27 PM GMT
    lilTanker said
    paulflexes saidOops, sorry, forgot to get rid of the crabs from last time we played. icon_razz.gif

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I been wondering what that itch was..... thought it might have just been that stubble rash you gave me when you kept trying to prove you had no gag reflexes.. seriously, I believed the first time, by the 50th I was just bored and a little raw!

    BTW, did you ever hack up the last of my deposit that went down the wrong path?
    Nope, never hacked it up. It wasn't enough to worry about.
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    Jun 03, 2010 12:39 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    lilTanker said
    paulflexes saidOops, sorry, forgot to get rid of the crabs from last time we played. icon_razz.gif

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I been wondering what that itch was..... thought it might have just been that stubble rash you gave me when you kept trying to prove you had no gag reflexes.. seriously, I believed the first time, by the 50th I was just bored and a little raw!

    BTW, did you ever hack up the last of my deposit that went down the wrong path?
    Nope, never hacked it up. It wasn't enough to worry about.

    I'm surprised, you really got down on all fours trying to get it up the other night.... I'd have thought you a dog, all that arching and gagging... or is that your way of presenting? I was mildly confused at the time.
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    Jun 03, 2010 12:40 PM GMT
    HndsmKansan saidArise my "Liltanker" and sit upon my knee....

    Well forget that, probably wouldn't work...but the visual was nice...LOL

    Anyway, I'm surprised you are referring to him in this way, his profile must really be a turn off... or your initial conversation must have been the worst.
    Ben is normally a very patient person, so it must be bad.

    Be nice and reasonable the first time you tell him to go away. Always be reasonable, in the face if those who are unreasonable.

    If he continues to be a douche, be reasonable and tell him to get lost or you will report him. It never pays to be as unreasonable as they may be and he's the douche.. not you.


    Profile.... it says a lot about what he is...
  • Timbales

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    Jun 03, 2010 1:44 PM GMT
    I generally talk to people here like I would in real life.

    If you would say to a guy who walked up to you in a bar "You seem like a douche" then by all means do it here.

    icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 03, 2010 11:51 PM GMT
    One would suggest you go look in the mirror fist and deal with the issues of the person looking back at you first!

    You give yourself the right to an opinion, no matter how it may look, or how others may see you. and if they do say something the bitch in you comes out anyways.

    In all fairness you would allow the person the same rights you allow yourself.
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    Jun 03, 2010 11:55 PM GMT
    You're protected by the distance and anonymity of the internet. Tell him horribly insulting things about his penis, his mother, and his faith until he internalizes it all and jumps off a bridge.
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    Jun 03, 2010 11:55 PM GMT
    lilTanker said
    paulflexes said
    lilTanker said
    paulflexes saidOops, sorry, forgot to get rid of the crabs from last time we played. icon_razz.gif

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I been wondering what that itch was..... thought it might have just been that stubble rash you gave me when you kept trying to prove you had no gag reflexes.. seriously, I believed the first time, by the 50th I was just bored and a little raw!

    BTW, did you ever hack up the last of my deposit that went down the wrong path?
    Nope, never hacked it up. It wasn't enough to worry about.

    I'm surprised, you really got down on all fours trying to get it up the other night.... I'd have thought you a dog, all that arching and gagging... or is that your way of presenting? I was mildly confused at the time.
    You've had experience with a dog? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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    Jun 04, 2010 12:02 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    lilTanker said
    paulflexes said
    lilTanker said
    paulflexes saidOops, sorry, forgot to get rid of the crabs from last time we played. icon_razz.gif

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I been wondering what that itch was..... thought it might have just been that stubble rash you gave me when you kept trying to prove you had no gag reflexes.. seriously, I believed the first time, by the 50th I was just bored and a little raw!

    BTW, did you ever hack up the last of my deposit that went down the wrong path?
    Nope, never hacked it up. It wasn't enough to worry about.

    I'm surprised, you really got down on all fours trying to get it up the other night.... I'd have thought you a dog, all that arching and gagging... or is that your way of presenting? I was mildly confused at the time.
    You've had experience with a dog? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


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    Jun 04, 2010 12:17 AM GMT
    Dtimshell said
    paulflexes said
    lilTanker said
    paulflexes said
    lilTanker said
    paulflexes saidOops, sorry, forgot to get rid of the crabs from last time we played. icon_razz.gif

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I been wondering what that itch was..... thought it might have just been that stubble rash you gave me when you kept trying to prove you had no gag reflexes.. seriously, I believed the first time, by the 50th I was just bored and a little raw!

    BTW, did you ever hack up the last of my deposit that went down the wrong path?
    Nope, never hacked it up. It wasn't enough to worry about.

    I'm surprised, you really got down on all fours trying to get it up the other night.... I'd have thought you a dog, all that arching and gagging... or is that your way of presenting? I was mildly confused at the time.
    You've had experience with a dog? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


    icon_eek.gif "tiptoes out of the room quietly"
    w00F!!
    *bites ankle*
    *unties shoe*
  • Iluros

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    Jun 04, 2010 12:41 AM GMT
    I really don't see the problem. Wont your inner bitch be a perfect match with a douche? icon_razz.gif

    Do what you want, then pay for it. The consequences of being an unambiguous bitch to someone who may be a douche is being a bitch, and that will be certain. And if he's not a douche he can quite fairly conclude a lot of unpleasant things about you that way. As he could if he really is a douche, though in that case it doesn't matter as much, considering the source. Plus you'll feel better.

    Being nice has it's pro's and con's. If he's not a douche, then being nice will work out well. But if he is, then it will be a waste of your time.

    Safest bet would be to ignore him. That way you avoid the time wasting or foot-in-mouth possible drawbacks of the other two. But you won't have the pleasure of having let the bitch in you out, nor gaining a new friend. Sometimes life is about taking risks.

    ....aaand I get done typing this and notice that I'm sitting in a pool of this thread's blood. Sorry! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 04, 2010 12:51 AM GMT
    Please stop using the word "douche." It's very year-before-last and makes you look like a retard.
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    Jun 04, 2010 12:59 AM GMT
    ObsceneWish saidPlease stop using the word "douche." It's very year-before-last and makes you look like a retard.

    But he gives me the shit... Personally i like being clean...


    I just ended up ignoring him i got bored and foundpaul more fun
  • DrewT

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    Jun 04, 2010 1:00 AM GMT
    Um, best advice, say that don't find anything in common with his ideas, and that you don't want to talk to him. icon_smile.gif
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    Jun 04, 2010 1:00 AM GMT
    Sounds like a fuck and toss situation to me tanker
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    Jun 04, 2010 1:04 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    lilTanker said
    paulflexes said
    lilTanker said
    paulflexes saidOops, sorry, forgot to get rid of the crabs from last time we played. icon_razz.gif

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I been wondering what that itch was..... thought it might have just been that stubble rash you gave me when you kept trying to prove you had no gag reflexes.. seriously, I believed the first time, by the 50th I was just bored and a little raw!

    BTW, did you ever hack up the last of my deposit that went down the wrong path?
    Nope, never hacked it up. It wasn't enough to worry about.

    I'm surprised, you really got down on all fours trying to get it up the other night.... I'd have thought you a dog, all that arching and gagging... or is that your way of presenting? I was mildly confused at the time.
    You've had experience with a dog? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    He actually wasn't to bad, once you got the tail outta the way