Saw the hottest guy...6'2, 190-200, ripped, tan and dark...but he was wearing jorts???? WTF!!!!

  • bijockmuscle

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    Jun 03, 2010 5:54 PM GMT
    What does that say about him?
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    Jun 03, 2010 6:02 PM GMT
    Since when are Jean shorts so bad? People still wear them and can pull them off. It's not like he was wearing Capri's...
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    Jun 03, 2010 6:52 PM GMT
    You mean like this?

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    Jun 03, 2010 6:55 PM GMT
    LOL hahahahaha
  • texfax

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    Jun 03, 2010 6:57 PM GMT
    bijockmuscleWhat does that say about him?


    Let me guess: you saw him on the L-train? That's how things roll in Williamsburg / Bushwick.

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    Jun 03, 2010 7:02 PM GMT
    viveutvivas saidYou mean like this?

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    OMG noooo!.. if he did one of these numbers then i don't blame you
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    Jun 03, 2010 7:09 PM GMT
    that's HOT!

    viveutvivas saidYou mean like this?

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  • Midas426

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    Jun 03, 2010 7:24 PM GMT
    I was wondering what jorts were....*LOL*. They say about him that he loves ass cheeks very much and doesn't mind showing them up.
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    Jun 03, 2010 7:30 PM GMT
    viveutvivas saidYou mean like this?

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    What does it say about me; I want to smack that and would do it in public without a second thought.
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    Jun 03, 2010 7:33 PM GMT
    lol nice
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    Jun 03, 2010 7:34 PM GMT
    bijockmuscle saidWhat does that say about him?

    He realizes that being hot means you can get away with wearing jean shorts.
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    Jun 03, 2010 7:40 PM GMT
    i thought jorts were jock shorts like when guys work out in just those ackward bike shorts. jean shorts are too gangster for me
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    Jun 03, 2010 8:21 PM GMT
    jean shorts can be hot on the right guy and the right length. did u see
    those pics of taylor lautner running around in jorts?
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    Jun 03, 2010 8:28 PM GMT
    MJ2040 saidjean shorts can be hot on the right guy and the right length. did u see
    those pics of taylor lautner running around in jorts?


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    I have way too much time/energy today... Heading to the gym soon.

    I wear those from time to time because I'm poor and my jeans tend to wear out at the knees... so I just chop them off.
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    Jun 03, 2010 8:33 PM GMT
    Okay, serious question here 'cause I'm no fashionista...

    Ten years ago, when I made an effort to be trendy in a serious lapse of judgment I bought two pairs of non-distressed Calvin Klein jorts that came hemmed to just above the knee, put them away and forgot about them until I recently dug them out.

    Any ideas as to whether they're hopelessly outdated before I dare to venture out in them?
  • coolarmydude

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    Jun 03, 2010 8:41 PM GMT
    bijockmuscle saidWhat does that say about him?


    Less than it says about you. icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 03, 2010 8:51 PM GMT
    eagermuscle saidOkay, serious question here 'cause I'm no fashionista...

    Ten years ago, when I made an effort to be trendy in a serious lapse of judgment I bought two pairs of non-distressed Calvin Klein jorts that came hemmed to just above the knee, put them away and forgot about them until I recently dug them out.

    Any ideas as to whether they're hopelessly outdated before I dare to venture out in them?


    use them as jammies.
  • DanielQQ

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    Jun 03, 2010 8:53 PM GMT
    jean shorts are quite acceptable in austin, as long as they're cut-off and not hemmed.
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    Jun 03, 2010 8:56 PM GMT
    nowadays jorts scream "IRONIC HIPSTER." I usually avoid hipsters, though I have a few as friends and lambaste them mercilessly.

    If they're being worn sincerely, it depends on the cut, color, and physique of the wearer. If the guy is rocking a hot body, I will thank him for not obscuring it for the rest of us icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 03, 2010 9:29 PM GMT
    I'm sorry but can we just all laugh at the term JORTS???? LOL HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! love it! yeah i agree it depends on the guy wearing it, RARELY!!! haha you really gotta work that shit to make it look good!
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    Jun 03, 2010 9:38 PM GMT
    That guy's weird.

    Jorts are for when your a bicycle riding hippie. You know when the chain gets caught up in the pant leg and you say fuck it. I'll cut off the legs off my pants.

    It's usually a Southern thing.
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    Jun 03, 2010 10:27 PM GMT
    viveutvivas saidYou mean like this?

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    Jun 03, 2010 10:31 PM GMT
    Who gives a fuck what he's wearing? Just get him naked and you won't have to look at his clothes. icon_twisted.gif
  • mtneerman

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    Jun 03, 2010 10:33 PM GMT
    i never heard of jorts before this, but i have some, and i wear them. any guy that is so caught up in fashion to have an issue with the type of shorts i'm wearing, is not the type of guy i'm trying to attract anyway. maybe i'll wear em to gay clubs as a flake detector.
  • Sparkycat

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    Jun 03, 2010 11:27 PM GMT
    Better question : What does it say about you that you're shallow enough to form an opinion about this guy based on his shorts?


    bijockmuscle saidWhat does that say about him?