Weird messages guys have sent to you.

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    Jun 04, 2010 4:08 PM GMT
    "Hey,
    Are your pits sweating? I want to lick them."

    (Never responded) (All separate occasions)
    Hey.
    Hey dude.
    Fuck me.
    Fuck me without a condom.
    I love it bare.
    Hey.
    I'm HIV+.
    Hey dude, fuck me already.
    Fuck me.
    Hey.
    Let's meet up.
    Fuck me.

    (No response) (Back Story: This guy tried to add me to Myspace at least 10 times before, getting denied each time.)
    Hey.
    Hey.
    Okay fine. Too good.
    Whatever.
    So you think you're average. You're below average. And ugly. Uglier than me. And that's hard to do.
    (I finally respond)
    Excuse me? Aren't you the guy who added me to a social networking site at least 10 times and got denied each time? I was trying to be nice by not responding and hoping you would take the hint, but now it's just bullshit.
    I get blocked.


    These are just three from Grindr. But I've gotten them through here and other sites.


    So, share some of your more... odd or weird messages.
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    Jun 04, 2010 4:17 PM GMT
    I've gotten variations of those. The ones from foreign guys are amusing in their choice of words:

    "I didnt mean to make compliment of you. I read your story of charismatic personality and it drove me to adore you. thats all. we;re on the same boat. love to be in touch."

    Loves me some drive-by adoration.
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    Jun 04, 2010 5:20 PM GMT
    HEY I have glasses like those!

    -Doug
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    Jun 04, 2010 7:50 PM GMT
    meninlove said HEY I have glasses like those!

    -Doug


    I've totally left that comment on a guy's picture before icon_redface.gif
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    Jun 04, 2010 8:22 PM GMT
    meninlove said HEY I have glasses like those!

    -Doug



    ......oh, you said Glasses like those....never mind...
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    Jun 04, 2010 8:24 PM GMT
    omg where shouID i start

    1.damn baby your ass looks so tight let me get in
    2.you have nice lips i bet there good at sucking
    3.im horny and alone wish you were here to sit on my fat cock
    4.i just send you a pic and thats all for you baby
    5.i want you to spread those legs so i can stick my tounge far deep in your anus...


    fucking TROLLS
  • masculumpedes

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    Jun 04, 2010 11:18 PM GMT
    LOL icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 05, 2010 12:01 AM GMT
    ShinyToyTrev said"Hey,
    Are your pits sweating? I want to lick them."
    "Sorry, I shaved them this morning."
    That line will stop them every single time. icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 05, 2010 2:57 AM GMT
    Not quite a weird message, maybe just plain weird...almost all of the chat requests I receive (which I ignore) are from the young and pictureless. Is that weird, or normal?
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    Jun 05, 2010 3:00 AM GMT
    eagermuscle saidNot quite a weird message, maybe just plain weird...almost all of the chat requests I receive (which I ignore) are from the young and pictureless. Is that weird, or normal?

    Here. Normal.
  • Webster666

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    Jun 05, 2010 6:37 AM GMT
    hi
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    Jun 05, 2010 7:18 AM GMT
    It was on another site but I recieved a few ims along the lines of "I love little Asian boys, especially Thai ones. They always look so young."

    From a guy nearing his sixties, without a picture, and listed as straight.
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    Aug 07, 2013 10:01 PM GMT
    Just got this one today.......icon_lol.gif



    Sorry but what u wrote in the goodlooking people thread is rubbist. I am a stunning bloke and I DONT HAVE THINGS HANDED TO ME. Nor does the goodlooking bloke I am seeing at the moment. This is the picture of the current bloke I am seeing

    https://xxxxxxxx.jpg

    https://xxxxxxxx.jpg

    Yes this is him, please DONT VEHICULATE or propagate the link. He has two kids and he is not out, he works really really hard as a security guard, lives with a 'girlfriend' because he needs a roof over his head,. He has just recently told me he would like to leave his gf for me (the second bi bloke in a year that has left or would leave his gf for me even though he has met other guys before, but I am so stunning that he believe I am the one) and Im not sure wot to do. He is 26 yrs old, A year older than me. This is myself https://www.facebook.com/xxxxxxx

    As u can see we are two stunning blokes. I am not fucked up in the head, in fact to tell u how UNFUCKED UP I am, this is my professional profile http://www.xxxxxxx , PLEASE AGAIN DO NOT VEHICULATE THIS. Yes I am soon to be a Doctor in maths for the 3rd best rated maths department in the country and the top mathematical physics research group int the countru. In fact my whole family isn't even fucked up. I am simply trying to point out how wrong u r, or how fucked up the idiots u were with are.
    I come from an EXTREMELY WEALTHY family (my dad makes upwards of £300 000 a month, and likes to complain he's poor). My big brother is the head risk analyst at santader, the biggest lender in the UK, my sis is a junior donor transplant doctor and my little sister an engineer. We are all SERIOUSLY GOODLOOKING guys are girls and very wealthy and we have NEVER EVER had anything handed to us on a plane. In fact, my own dad has already told me FIND A JOB u won't scrounge on me.
    I have gone out with some seriously stupendously goodlooking blokes, ALL OF THEM unfortunately with a kid or about to have a kid, my age, but they were great guys, not fucked, just trying to get by, and even though I ended things because of complications, I still have regrets about it. I dont seek those guys, they come after me, I dont look for complications. They were not vapid, they all had a sense of duty to their kids, and I admire that even if I couldn't be with them because I am younger and not stable financially and not ready yet for kids, even though ultimately I wanna raise a family and will give a chance to a bloke as soon as I start as a quantative analysit in a top bank next year (google up salaries for Quant Anal and be amazed). But u must have dated some vapid gay blokes really. I despise gay men for making the gay community such a horrible place, guys that can't commit (I'd commit to the blokes I dated without the serious implications for the kids if I cud), guys that are too worried about appearances and have eating disorders, no integrity, just not nice folks, and I think u stumbled on the bad sorta blokes. There are regular str8 acting goodlooking gay blokes out there that woud change ur world would u be lucky enough to meet them. I am one of them (as acknowledged by all the stunning blokes that wud sacrifice a lot for me, but I would never let them do it because of my own integrity), and I have met goodlooking stunning blokes like that too. Reassess wot u said
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    Aug 07, 2013 10:03 PM GMT
    Scruffypup saidJust got this one today.......icon_lol.gif



    Sorry but what u wrote in the goodlooking people thread is rubbist. I am a stunning bloke and I DONT HAVE THINGS HANDED TO ME. Nor does the goodlooking bloke I am seeing at the moment. This is the picture of the current bloke I am seeing

    https://xxxxxxxx.jpg

    https://xxxxxxxx.jpg

    Yes this is him, please DONT VEHICULATE or propagate the link. He has two kids and he is not out, he works really really hard as a security guard, lives with a 'girlfriend' because he needs a roof over his head,. He has just recently told me he would like to leave his gf for me (the second bi bloke in a year that has left or would leave his gf for me even though he has met other guys before, but I am so stunning that he believe I am the one) and Im not sure wot to do. He is 26 yrs old, A year older than me. This is myself https://www.facebook.com/xxxxxxx

    As u can see we are two stunning blokes. I am not fucked up in the head, in fact to tell u how UNFUCKED UP I am, this is my professional profile http://www.xxxxxxx , PLEASE AGAIN DO NOT VEHICULATE THIS. Yes I am soon to be a Doctor in maths for the 3rd best rated maths department in the country and the top mathematical physics research group int the countru. In fact my whole family isn't even fucked up. I am simply trying to point out how wrong u r, or how fucked up the idiots u were with are.
    I come from an EXTREMELY WEALTHY family (my dad makes upwards of £300 000 a month, and likes to complain he's poor). My big brother is the head risk analyst at santader, the biggest lender in the UK, my sis is a junior donor transplant doctor and my little sister an engineer. We are all SERIOUSLY GOODLOOKING guys are girls and very wealthy and we have NEVER EVER had anything handed to us on a plane. In fact, my own dad has already told me FIND A JOB u won't scrounge on me.
    I have gone out with some seriously stupendously goodlooking blokes, ALL OF THEM unfortunately with a kid or about to have a kid, my age, but they were great guys, not fucked, just trying to get by, and even though I ended things because of complications, I still have regrets about it. I dont seek those guys, they come after me, I dont look for complications. They were not vapid, they all had a sense of duty to their kids, and I admire that even if I couldn't be with them because I am younger and not stable financially and not ready yet for kids, even though ultimately I wanna raise a family and will give a chance to a bloke as soon as I start as a quantative analysit in a top bank next year (google up salaries for Quant Anal and be amazed). But u must have dated some vapid gay blokes really. I despise gay men for making the gay community such a horrible place, guys that can't commit (I'd commit to the blokes I dated without the serious implications for the kids if I cud), guys that are too worried about appearances and have eating disorders, no integrity, just not nice folks, and I think u stumbled on the bad sorta blokes. There are regular str8 acting goodlooking gay blokes out there that woud change ur world would u be lucky enough to meet them. I am one of them (as acknowledged by all the stunning blokes that wud sacrifice a lot for me, but I would never let them do it because of my own integrity), and I have met goodlooking stunning blokes like that too. Reassess wot u said

    So many contradictions...icon_confused.gif
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    Aug 07, 2013 10:06 PM GMT
    Scruffypup saidJust got this one today.......icon_lol.gif



    Sorry but what u wrote in the goodlooking people thread is rubbist. I am a stunning bloke and I DONT HAVE THINGS HANDED TO ME. Nor does the goodlooking bloke I am seeing at the moment. This is the picture of the current bloke I am seeing

    https://xxxxxxxx.jpg

    https://xxxxxxxx.jpg

    Yes this is him, please DONT VEHICULATE or propagate the link. He has two kids and he is not out, he works really really hard as a security guard, lives with a 'girlfriend' because he needs a roof over his head,. He has just recently told me he would like to leave his gf for me (the second bi bloke in a year that has left or would leave his gf for me even though he has met other guys before, but I am so stunning that he believe I am the one) and Im not sure wot to do. He is 26 yrs old, A year older than me. This is myself https://www.facebook.com/xxxxxxx

    As u can see we are two stunning blokes. I am not fucked up in the head, in fact to tell u how UNFUCKED UP I am, this is my professional profile http://www.xxxxxxx , PLEASE AGAIN DO NOT VEHICULATE THIS. Yes I am soon to be a Doctor in maths for the 3rd best rated maths department in the country and the top mathematical physics research group int the countru. In fact my whole family isn't even fucked up. I am simply trying to point out how wrong u r, or how fucked up the idiots u were with are.
    I come from an EXTREMELY WEALTHY family (my dad makes upwards of £300 000 a month, and likes to complain he's poor). My big brother is the head risk analyst at santader, the biggest lender in the UK, my sis is a junior donor transplant doctor and my little sister an engineer. We are all SERIOUSLY GOODLOOKING guys are girls and very wealthy and we have NEVER EVER had anything handed to us on a plane. In fact, my own dad has already told me FIND A JOB u won't scrounge on me.
    I have gone out with some seriously stupendously goodlooking blokes, ALL OF THEM unfortunately with a kid or about to have a kid, my age, but they were great guys, not fucked, just trying to get by, and even though I ended things because of complications, I still have regrets about it. I dont seek those guys, they come after me, I dont look for complications. They were not vapid, they all had a sense of duty to their kids, and I admire that even if I couldn't be with them because I am younger and not stable financially and not ready yet for kids, even though ultimately I wanna raise a family and will give a chance to a bloke as soon as I start as a quantative analysit in a top bank next year (google up salaries for Quant Anal and be amazed). But u must have dated some vapid gay blokes really. I despise gay men for making the gay community such a horrible place, guys that can't commit (I'd commit to the blokes I dated without the serious implications for the kids if I cud), guys that are too worried about appearances and have eating disorders, no integrity, just not nice folks, and I think u stumbled on the bad sorta blokes. There are regular str8 acting goodlooking gay blokes out there that woud change ur world would u be lucky enough to meet them. I am one of them (as acknowledged by all the stunning blokes that wud sacrifice a lot for me, but I would never let them do it because of my own integrity), and I have met goodlooking stunning blokes like that too. Reassess wot u said


    Scruffypup, how dare you VEHICULATE his message. This is a no VEHICULATION zone!

    Is that even a word? icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 07, 2013 10:06 PM GMT
    Lolololololol. icon_razz.gif
  • PR_GMR

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    Aug 07, 2013 10:08 PM GMT
    And I love how he brags about being EXTREMELY WEALTHY. That's such a turn-off for me.. bragging about your money. Douchebag.
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    Aug 07, 2013 10:16 PM GMT
    yesterday...

    "Damn sexy, dude.. I wish I had an younger brother like you, for real! Bonding with you would be so awesome... Do you ever skype or anything man? ;)"
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    Aug 07, 2013 10:16 PM GMT
    *reads "MySpace" in the OP*
    *is confused*
    *looks at post date*
    Oh.
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    Aug 07, 2013 10:17 PM GMT
    PR_GMR said
    Scruffypup saidJust got this one today.......icon_lol.gif



    Sorry but what u wrote in the goodlooking people thread is rubbist. I am a stunning bloke and I DONT HAVE THINGS HANDED TO ME. Nor does the goodlooking bloke I am seeing at the moment. This is the picture of the current bloke I am seeing

    https://xxxxxxxx.jpg

    https://xxxxxxxx.jpg

    Yes this is him, please DONT VEHICULATE or propagate the link. He has two kids and he is not out, he works really really hard as a security guard, lives with a 'girlfriend' because he needs a roof over his head,. He has just recently told me he would like to leave his gf for me (the second bi bloke in a year that has left or would leave his gf for me even though he has met other guys before, but I am so stunning that he believe I am the one) and Im not sure wot to do. He is 26 yrs old, A year older than me. This is myself https://www.facebook.com/xxxxxxx

    As u can see we are two stunning blokes. I am not fucked up in the head, in fact to tell u how UNFUCKED UP I am, this is my professional profile http://www.xxxxxxx , PLEASE AGAIN DO NOT VEHICULATE THIS. Yes I am soon to be a Doctor in maths for the 3rd best rated maths department in the country and the top mathematical physics research group int the countru. In fact my whole family isn't even fucked up. I am simply trying to point out how wrong u r, or how fucked up the idiots u were with are.
    I come from an EXTREMELY WEALTHY family (my dad makes upwards of £300 000 a month, and likes to complain he's poor). My big brother is the head risk analyst at santader, the biggest lender in the UK, my sis is a junior donor transplant doctor and my little sister an engineer. We are all SERIOUSLY GOODLOOKING guys are girls and very wealthy and we have NEVER EVER had anything handed to us on a plane. In fact, my own dad has already told me FIND A JOB u won't scrounge on me.
    I have gone out with some seriously stupendously goodlooking blokes, ALL OF THEM unfortunately with a kid or about to have a kid, my age, but they were great guys, not fucked, just trying to get by, and even though I ended things because of complications, I still have regrets about it. I dont seek those guys, they come after me, I dont look for complications. They were not vapid, they all had a sense of duty to their kids, and I admire that even if I couldn't be with them because I am younger and not stable financially and not ready yet for kids, even though ultimately I wanna raise a family and will give a chance to a bloke as soon as I start as a quantative analysit in a top bank next year (google up salaries for Quant Anal and be amazed). But u must have dated some vapid gay blokes really. I despise gay men for making the gay community such a horrible place, guys that can't commit (I'd commit to the blokes I dated without the serious implications for the kids if I cud), guys that are too worried about appearances and have eating disorders, no integrity, just not nice folks, and I think u stumbled on the bad sorta blokes. There are regular str8 acting goodlooking gay blokes out there that woud change ur world would u be lucky enough to meet them. I am one of them (as acknowledged by all the stunning blokes that wud sacrifice a lot for me, but I would never let them do it because of my own integrity), and I have met goodlooking stunning blokes like that too. Reassess wot u said


    Scruffypup, how dare you VEHICULATE his message. This is a no VEHICULATION zone!

    Is that even a word? icon_lol.gif


    O n0 i dOn† thAnk sO! Nob0Dy gErna tEll ME wh0 i goNna veHiculate anD wh0 i aiN† goNna vehicuLate! icon_evil.gif ill veHiculate aLL ova da† ugLy bi†cHes aZZ!
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    Aug 07, 2013 10:20 PM GMT
    OMG - I was called a muscle mary in another thread today!

    That may be the most bizarre assumption about me ever.

    I'm not talking about the fem part. My body has never even been close to that type. lol...
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    Aug 07, 2013 10:21 PM GMT
    " Hi my name is Carlos,latino bottom looking for a friend to workout in wrestling wearing only bikins/barefooted. NO punching/biting are the rules. Im in NY,need a place to wrestle.Winner take all. SAFE! "
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    Aug 07, 2013 10:23 PM GMT
    Oh and this self proclaimed "stunning bloke".....I would not fuck him with somebody else's dick! I was kind enough to remove his link and not "vehiculate" his photos.
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    Aug 07, 2013 10:25 PM GMT
    PR_GMR saidAnd I love how he brags about being EXTREMELY WEALTHY. .


    It usually means, he's not.
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    Aug 07, 2013 10:27 PM GMT
    I'm surprised darklight hasn't made an appearance in this thread yet. He is the QWEEN of weird messages...