Guys (who were offended, grossed out). I really am sorry, and should have posted a warning, I can see. It, honestly, didn't occur to me as my first and continuing reaction to this is to laugh my ass off. I know, I know, that makes me a kind of sociopath. It reminds me of the scene in Gremlins where Phoebe Cates tells Zach Galligan the story of why she hates Christmas. I'm sure I heard some sniffles in the theatre during that scene, but, I was doubled over laughing. Stop me, before I laugh again.