Life lesson of the day

  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Jun 06, 2010 6:48 AM GMT
    The one I learned today is: When you jack off and you don't know where your cum went you should not go out wearing the same clothes because someone will find it for you. icon_redface.gif
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    Jun 06, 2010 11:53 AM GMT
    LOL icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

    Laundry Lessons from Monica 101
  • beaujangle

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    Jun 06, 2010 12:00 PM GMT
    well, it could be on the wall!
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    Jun 06, 2010 12:09 PM GMT
    Hair gel.
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    Jun 06, 2010 12:09 PM GMT
    That's why you should be naked when you jack off.
  • hdurdinr

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    Jun 06, 2010 12:10 PM GMT
    You should have replied earnestly "Oh thank God! I've been looking for that everywhere! Thank you so much" then hand them some and say "here, it's the least I can do.."icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 06, 2010 1:02 PM GMT
    Or if you are tossing off and your mum walks in look her in the eyes, and Finnish it with fury.
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    Jun 06, 2010 1:03 PM GMT
    Pattison saidOr if you are tossing off and your mum walks in look her in the eyes, and Finnish it with fury.
    I totally misread that as "put it in her eyes." icon_lol.gif
  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Jun 06, 2010 1:04 PM GMT
    lol trust me the person who found it shouldn't have been the person to find it icon_redface.gif
  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Jun 06, 2010 1:04 PM GMT
    Pattison saidOr if you are tossing off and your mum walks in look her in the eyes, and Finnish it with fury.




    My mom lives in Germany and eww
  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Jun 06, 2010 1:05 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidThat's why you should be naked when you jack off.



    But I was on my way out and I got a stiffie
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    Jun 06, 2010 4:32 PM GMT
    McGay saidHair gel.


    LOL! Cameron Diaz!
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jun 06, 2010 4:35 PM GMT
    I remember that lesson.... I was 24 at the time and there was a magazine as evidence as well. It was an embarassing moment... LOL

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  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Jun 06, 2010 5:08 PM GMT
    HndsmKansan saidI remember that lesson.... I was 24 at the time and there was a magazine as evidence as well. It was an embarassing moment... LOL

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    haha well yeah, def lesson learned!
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    Jun 06, 2010 5:10 PM GMT
    Space_Cowboy_89 saidlol trust me the person who found it shouldn't have been the person to find it icon_redface.gif

    Ok, who found it?
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    Jun 06, 2010 5:12 PM GMT
    Have you considered jacking off in the shower?

    Or some people will use a condom to be certain where it goes.
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    Jun 06, 2010 5:28 PM GMT
    lol
    I understand completely. That happened to me when I was about 17. I came all over my shirt and when I finished hiking up my pants, my mom walked in.
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    Jun 06, 2010 5:38 PM GMT
    Fleshjack it and forget it! Well, don't forget it, rinse it out immediately for best results icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 06, 2010 5:55 PM GMT
    Cate Blanchett
  • cowboyathlete

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    Jun 06, 2010 5:58 PM GMT
    I never beat my meat without first making sure i have a paper towel or dirty laundry nearby.
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    Jun 06, 2010 6:16 PM GMT
    Space_Cowboy_89 saidThe one I learned today is: When you jack off and you don't know where your cum went you should not go out wearing the same clothes because someone will find it for you. icon_redface.gif


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  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Jun 06, 2010 6:55 PM GMT
    cowboyathlete saidI never beat my meat without first making sure i have a paper towel or dirty laundry nearby.



    Well its not a sport for me
  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Jun 06, 2010 6:55 PM GMT
    Caslon14000 said
    Space_Cowboy_89 saidlol trust me the person who found it shouldn't have been the person to find it icon_redface.gif

    Ok, who found it?



    My hot neighbor icon_redface.gif
  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Jun 06, 2010 6:57 PM GMT
    _chuck_ saidHave you considered jacking off in the shower?

    Or some people will use a condom to be certain where it goes.



    Yes I do, and no I have never thought of that icon_eek.gif
  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Jun 06, 2010 6:57 PM GMT
    Ciarsolo saidFleshjack it and forget it! Well, don't forget it, rinse it out immediately for best results icon_wink.gif




    really? hmm *surfs net*