Why can´t I....

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    Jun 06, 2010 10:57 AM GMT
    (1) Find a bf
    (2) Find a bf who fits with my bizarre fetishes.
    (3) Make whiny threads about whiny threads without seeing the irony


    Delete as appropriate to create your own whine thread.

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    Jun 06, 2010 11:12 AM GMT
    Lostboy said(1) Find a bf
    (2) Find a bf who fits with my bizarre fetishes.
    (3) Make whiney threads about whiney threads without seeing the irony

    1. Because you're a whiny bitch.
    2. Because you spring your fetishes on them AFTER hooking up instead of before.
    3. That takes a special talent which, apparently, no one has.

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    Jun 06, 2010 11:20 AM GMT
    oops.... i forgot to add

    "delete as appropriate to create your own whine thread"

    This is not autobiographical
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    Jun 06, 2010 11:20 AM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidMight you possibly elaborate on #2?

    I'm not speaking for myself, of course, but I know there are plenty of whore mongrel sluts amongst us that are...well... curious. icon_rolleyes.gif
    #2 is best explained by my profile. I list them so people know up front and there's no surprises.
    It's amazing how well that works. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 06, 2010 2:33 PM GMT
    As we? Is that weally wight or have you hypercorrected you (sic)?
  • cowboyathlete

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    Jun 06, 2010 2:35 PM GMT
    Lostboy said(1) Find a bf
    (2) Find a bf who fits with my bizarre fetishes.
    (3) Make whiney threads about whiney threads without seeing the irony


    Delete as appropriate to create your own whine thread.

    LMAO!
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jun 06, 2010 2:40 PM GMT
    Then we hear about those who have jumped the "bf hurdle"

    1. It doesn't last (whats wrong with me)
    2. No sex life or the sex life is directed elsewhere
    3. What about threesomes...?

    LOL

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    Jun 06, 2010 2:40 PM GMT
    I think you'll find it's "whiny" not "whiney" unless you are under the delusion that you are also a drunk horse.

    Maybe this is where you are going wrong in your search for a bf.
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    Jun 06, 2010 3:18 PM GMT
    1.) Why can't I get a six-pack?
    2.) Why do only ugly guys hit on me?
    3.) Am I boyfriend material even though I bareback as a free-spirit and don't care about judgment but am still asking for you to judge me?

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    Jun 06, 2010 3:21 PM GMT
    1) Get ahead.
    2) Find companionship (Not looking for a bf at the moment)
    3) Gain mass quicker...been impatient lately lol
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    Jun 06, 2010 3:33 PM GMT
    1) I've fallen in love with the hot hook-up from last month
    2) who just told me he has a boyfriend
    3) but they are breaking up
    4) for the past 3 years
    5) and now he disrespects me.....
  • jrs1

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    Jun 06, 2010 3:59 PM GMT
    Lostboy saidThis is not autobiographical

    yes, the hell, it is.
  • jlly_rnchr

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    Jun 06, 2010 4:15 PM GMT
    Why can't I figure out if the obviously straight guy that I know is secretly in love with me?
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    Jun 06, 2010 4:59 PM GMT
    redheadguy saidI think you'll find it's "whiny" not "whiney" unless you are under the delusion that you are also a drunk horse.


    You are right. My punctuation has survived being multilingual. My spelling has not. English really is so irregular in its spelling conventions. However, the horse noise is a whinny. One all. Let´s call it quits.
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    Jun 06, 2010 4:59 PM GMT
    jrs1 said
    Lostboy saidThis is not autobiographical

    yes, the hell, it is.


    Do not get loud with me. Sucuridy. SUCURIDY
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    Jun 06, 2010 5:00 PM GMT
    jlly_rnchr saidWhy can't I figure out if the obviously straight guy that I know is secretly in love with me?


    You should stay with the gay guy who is a druggie and won´t top/bottom you despite being perfect in every other way (apart from the crack habit). If that doesn´t work then cry melodramatically on Oprah.

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    Jun 06, 2010 5:01 PM GMT
    Lostboy said
    jrs1 said
    Lostboy saidThis is not autobiographical

    yes, the hell, it is.


    Do not get loud with me. Sucuridy. SUCURIDY


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  • calibro

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    Jun 06, 2010 5:50 PM GMT
    1) give head in a bathroom and not be called a slut
    2) stop talking about why i dislike lady gaga
    3) be believed that i have been in love five times even though i'm not 21 yet
  • Thirdbeach

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    Jun 06, 2010 5:59 PM GMT
    (1) meet people like this in real life.

    (2) have bizarre fetishes that will attract a bf.

    (3) wine about the volume of wine I had last night.
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    Jun 06, 2010 6:36 PM GMT
    Caslon just trumped this thread!
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    Jun 06, 2010 7:09 PM GMT
    Pinny saidCaslon just trumped this thread!


    only works if you dn´t have him blocked.
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    Jun 06, 2010 7:21 PM GMT
    Lostboy said
    Pinny saidCaslon just trumped this thread!


    only works if you dn´t have him blocked.


    Lol-




    This thread is almost as useless as my posts. icon_cool.gif
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    Jun 06, 2010 7:23 PM GMT
    A1EX said
    Lostboy said
    Pinny saidCaslon just trumped this thread!


    only works if you dn´t have him blocked.


    Lol-




    This thread is almost as useless as my posts. icon_cool.gif


    That was the intention, though art is rarely as creative as real life, and by "creative" I mean "crap".
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    Jun 06, 2010 7:26 PM GMT
    Lostboy said
    That was the intention, though art is rarely as creative as real life, and by "creative" I mean "crap".


    I know. I just didn't want to be left out. icon_cry.gif