Cute Mormon missionaries

  • beaujangle

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    Jun 06, 2010 12:17 PM GMT
    I don't know why but I keep getting stopped by these cute Mormons in the streets. While I don't agree with their religious philosophy, I must say they are articulate, diligent and cute. Just like the movie 'Latter Days'.

    If I was more prepared, I would have invited them over to my house for tea! It was too much of a spur of the moment and it was freezing cold (it's winter here).
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    Jun 06, 2010 12:48 PM GMT
    They don't drink tea or coffee, unless you meant dinner.

    Also most of these young men are more than half your age too.
  • BardBear

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    Jun 06, 2010 1:11 PM GMT
    And they also aren't mature enough to process what they espousing. I'd just avoid them or take pictures so you can see if they are the same ones you see on the nightly news from airport stalls when running for public office.

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    Jun 06, 2010 1:33 PM GMT
    I've already had a couple Mormon missionaries, after seeing them daily for a couple months (they were legal...18 & 19 respectively). They are some of the wildest guys in bed you could ever imagine, but they're not gay because they preach "the word" (of Joseph Smith). icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 06, 2010 7:56 PM GMT
    For a second, I thought you said "moron missionaries." lol
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    Jun 06, 2010 8:14 PM GMT
    dsato17 saidFor a second, I thought you said "moron missionaries." lol
    No comment. icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 06, 2010 9:40 PM GMT
    Lived with a Mormon guy for a year, nicest guy in the world!

    I wonder is the Mormon super underwear thing true...
  • beaujangle

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    Jun 07, 2010 1:51 AM GMT
    KaiKai saidLived with a Mormon guy for a year, nicest guy in the world!

    I wonder is the Mormon super underwear thing true...




    What super underwear?
  • BlackBeltGuy

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    Jun 07, 2010 1:57 AM GMT
    it is true they wear temple garments google them or wiki them


    its what they have to do
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    Jun 07, 2010 2:01 AM GMT
    beaujangle said
    KaiKai saidLived with a Mormon guy for a year, nicest guy in the world!

    I wonder is the Mormon super underwear thing true...




    What super underwear?


    yup it is but i know it as "magic" underwear. A little bit from Deseret News:

    http://www.deseretnews.com/article/1,5143,590044046,00.html

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    Jun 07, 2010 2:01 AM GMT
    The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
    Nailed 'Em - Mormon Church Trespassing
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    The [former] Mormans kissing at the end look pretty hot.
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    Jun 07, 2010 2:05 AM GMT
    i <3 latter days! one of my fave gay movies icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 07, 2010 2:32 AM GMT
    some of em are pretty fukable.....they just need a strong influence to let em loosen up a little icon_cool.gif

    a few yrs ago i remember answering the door shirtless for these 2 kids....they got a lil awkward at first when i was scratching my chest but got more at ease when they started telling me about jayzus in the livingroom.... icon_lol.gif

    immediately i could tell the cute one was fighting to keep his eyes above my neck....was kinda cute.....the dude was obvoiusly gay or bi and was checking me out while trying real hard not to get a boner.....i gave him mah number when he left and he called a few days later......to "talk about the lord".....i told him to come home alone to talk about jayzus but he was too scared to admit he wanted to get on his knees and stuff his mouth.....lolz......i did him a favor and stopped talking to him....kinda felt sorry for the kid......i mean to me it woulda been a good fuk....but to him......i woulda messed up his whole life.......last thing u want is a religious homeboy going all suicidal after u fuk em and leave em....icon_twisted.gif
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    Jun 07, 2010 8:39 AM GMT
    Lets not forget Mormons are human too, and have too deal with human weakness too, but it's how they deal with it. Sad how many gays need to prop themselves up by bringing others down.
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    Jun 07, 2010 8:47 AM GMT
    conscienti1984 said
    The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
    Nailed 'Em - Mormon Church Trespassing
    www.colbertnation.com
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    The [former] Mormans kissing at the end look pretty hot.


    Well I have walked on the said piece of private property. I never got nailed, or asked to leave, and I'm a pure homosexual.
  • coastguy90814

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    Jun 07, 2010 9:34 AM GMT
    Why am I not surprised this is coming from an 'older' guy? LOL
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    Jun 07, 2010 10:09 AM GMT
    I always feel like saying to a JW or a Mormon, "your cute, I'll join if you give me your number". icon_twisted.gif
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    Jun 07, 2010 10:36 AM GMT
    I was a Mormon -- and served a mission -- and there are a lot of "us" out there. But, the church has them so scared at that age, it is so difficult to come out and to deal with the consequences. Give them a chance to grow up a little first before you try to "bed" one.

    But, showing them that LGBT people are not the demons the LDS church tries to portray them as is not a bad thing at all.