HOMOSEXUAL or FAUXMOSEXUAL....?

  • masculumpedes

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    Jun 08, 2010 12:34 AM GMT
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    A. Do you always say no to a rim job ?
    B. Do you have any interest in the performing arts ?
    C. Do you chew tobacco. Messily ?
    D. Would you ever ask for a back rub from another male ... straight or gay ?
    E. Do you hate disco or 80s music?
    F. Do you like Elvis ?
    G. Do you avoid all public restrooms ?
    H. Do you dress to flatter your own body ?
    I. Would you ever join the Church of Scientology? (see John Travolta).
    J. Do you believe that the only true sport is American football? (Basketball is an acceptable choice if you live in an urban area.)
    K. Do you believe that everyone sucks cock?
    L. Do you find the guy in the photo attractive ?
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    Jun 08, 2010 12:40 AM GMT
    I wanna play!!!

    A. Do you always say no to a rim job ?
    Umm, Noicon_redface.gif

    B. Do you have any disposition toward the performing arts ?
    Don't get it.

    C. Do you chew tobacco. Messily ?
    Eww no!

    D. Would you ever ask for a back rub from another male ... straight or gay ?
    No way. I wouldn't have the guts.

    E. Do you hate disco or 80s music?
    Umm i don't think i was born then. So I'm not very familiar with that.

    F. Do you like Elvis ?
    Yeh, he wears cute outfits.

    G. Do you avoid all public restrooms ?
    Yes, They're so dirty!

    H. Do you dress to flatter your own body ?
    Yes of course!

    I. Would you ever join the Church of Scientology? (see John Travolta).
    No way they're psycho's

    J. Do you believe that the only true sport is American football? (Basketball is an acceptable choice if you live in an urban area.)
    Sure, I like to watch men tackle each other icon_rolleyes.gif

    K. Do you believe that everyone sucks cock?
    Nope. I met people who don't

    L. Do you find the guy in the photo attractive ?
    No, not to me at least. Hes too perfect looking... I have a weird taste.


    So what does that make me?
  • masculumpedes

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    Jun 08, 2010 12:50 AM GMT
    meemo21 saidI wanna play!!!


    So what does that make me?


    I think that the term gay friend would be an apt description. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 08, 2010 2:41 AM GMT
    A. Do you always say no to a rim job ?
    Never have done anything to provoke one being offered.
    B. Do you have any interest in the performing arts ?
    Yeah. I've done acting for a few years now.
    C. Do you chew tobacco. Messily ?
    No way. Tobacco is extremely gross.
    D. Would you ever ask for a back rub from another male ... straight or gay ?
    Probably.
    E. Do you hate disco or 80s music?
    Yes and no. I don't like disco, but 80s music is the bomb.
    F. Do you like Elvis ?
    Eh... Some songs are okay.
    G. Do you avoid all public restrooms ?
    I try to, but sometimes a person just can't.
    H. Do you dress to flatter your own body ?
    No. It's usually just to be comfy and practical.
    I. Would you ever join the Church of Scientology? (see John Travolta).
    Never.
    J. Do you believe that the only true sport is American football? (Basketball is an acceptable choice if you live in an urban area.)
    No. I like a lot of sports.
    K. Do you believe that everyone sucks cock?
    Nope.
    L. Do you find the guy in the photo attractive ?
    Yeah. Very much.
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    Jun 08, 2010 2:45 AM GMT
    My turn! My turn!

    A. Do you always say no to a rim job?

    I let one guy try it once... icon_redface.gif

    B. Do you have any interest in the performing arts?

    Not really.

    C. Do you chew tobacco. Messily?

    I don't chew tobacco at all.

    D. Would you ever ask for a back rub from another male ... straight or gay?

    Yes. Hell, I've offered back rubs to straight men!

    E. Do you hate disco or 80s music?

    I don't really care either way.

    F. Do you like Elvis?

    I can't say I listen to his music.

    G. Do you avoid all public restrooms?

    I go when I gotta go.

    H. Do you dress to flatter your own body?

    Not yet.

    I. Would you ever join the Church of Scientology? (see John Travolta)?

    No. I'm having too much fun with the Lugubrian Dialectic. icon_lol.gif

    J. Do you believe that the only true sport is American football? (Basketball is an acceptable choice if you live in an urban area.)

    I suppose it is.

    K. Do you believe that everyone sucks cock?

    Mean people suck. Nice people swallow.

    L. Do you find the guy in the photo attractive?

    Yes. Yes, I do. But, he's probably straight until proven otherwise.
  • darkeyedresol...

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    Jun 08, 2010 2:45 AM GMT
    Football is the only true sport, everything else is just filler the till next season.
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    Jun 08, 2010 3:17 AM GMT

    A. Do you always say no to a rim job
    No, that would be rude! =)

    B. Do you have any interest in the performing arts ?
    Yes, my work revolves around it.

    C. Do you chew tobacco. Messily ?
    Gross. No.

    D. Would you ever ask for a back rub from another male ... straight or gay ?
    Yes.

    E. Do you hate disco or 80s music?
    No, but they're not my favorite either.

    F. Do you like Elvis ?
    Yes

    G. Do you avoid all public restrooms ?
    When you gotta go, you gotta go. Thank goodness I'm a guy, and it's usually not an issue.

    H. Do you dress to flatter your own body ?
    Trying to get better at it.

    I. Would you ever join the Church of Scientology? (see John Travolta).
    No!!!!

    J. Do you believe that the only true sport is American football? (Basketball is an acceptable choice if you live in an urban area.)
    Yes!!!! Specifically college ball! Hook 'em

    K. Do you believe that everyone sucks cock?
    Not everyone, but all the best ones do.

    L. Do you find the guy in the photo attractive ?
    He's hot, but if he's a douche in person, my opinion would change.
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    Jun 08, 2010 3:59 AM GMT
    A. Do you always say no to a rim job ? Nope.

    B. Do you have any interest in the performing arts ? Somewhat.

    C. Do you chew tobacco. Messily ? Not since junior high when I though it was cool. lol

    D. Would you ever ask for a back rub from another male ... straight or gay ? Sure.

    E. Do you hate disco or 80s music? Not at all - brings back some fond memories.

    F. Do you like Elvis ? Meh.

    G. Do you avoid all public restrooms ? No. (and no, I don't have sex in them!)

    H. Do you dress to flatter your own body ? I try to.

    I. Would you ever join the Church of Scientology? (see John Travolta). Doubt it.

    J. Do you believe that the only true sport is American football? (Basketball is an acceptable choice if you live in an urban area.) No. Hockey and soccer have millions of followers. They can't all be wrong.

    K. Do you believe that everyone sucks cock? No. Only women and gay/bi or at least bi curious men.

    L. Do you find the guy in the photo attractive ? Uhm, yeah.
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    Jun 08, 2010 12:07 PM GMT
    A. Do you always say no to a rim job ?
    No. Did it a few times in my youth. Not any more.

    B. Do you have any interest in the performing arts ?
    Yes.

    C. Do you chew tobacco. Messily ?
    Nope.

    D. Would you ever ask for a back rub from another male ... straight or gay ?
    Nope. I prefer to give it.

    E. Do you hate disco or 80s music?
    Hate it with a passion.

    F. Do you like Elvis ?
    No.

    G. Do you avoid all public restrooms ?
    No.

    H. Do you dress to flatter your own body ?
    Yes.

    I. Would you ever join the Church of Scientology? (see John Travolta).
    No. (Well maybe - just to hit on Tom Cruise).

    J. Do you believe that the only true sport is American football? (Basketball is an acceptable choice if you live in an urban area.)
    Soccer fan here - so no.

    K. Do you believe that everyone sucks cock?
    Nope.

    L. Do you find the guy in the photo attractive ?
    YES!
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    Jun 08, 2010 12:27 PM GMT
    A. Do you always say no to a rim job ? Yes...instant turn-off.
    B. Do you have any interest in the performing arts ? Depends on how well the "performance" is.
    C. Do you chew tobacco. Messily ? No, but have. Messily.
    D. Would you ever ask for a back rub from another male ... straight or gay ? Yes. Both.
    E. Do you hate disco or 80s music? No.
    F. Do you like Elvis ? Who's that?
    G. Do you avoid all public restrooms ? Only when they're nasty.
    H. Do you dress to flatter your own body ? Only if nude is considered dressed.
    I. Would you ever join the Church of Scientology? (see John Travolta). Only if the guys are hot.
    J. Do you believe that the only true sport is American football? (Basketball is an acceptable choice if you live in an urban area.) The only true sport is Ultimate Frisbee.
    K. Do you believe that everyone sucks cock? No, just the hot ones.
    L. Do you find the guy in the photo attractive ? I'd rather find the guy in my bed.
  • owen19832006

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    Jun 08, 2010 12:29 PM GMT
    [quote][cite]malefeet said[/cite]hunk-man-gay-sex-horny-picture-porn.jpg

    A. Do you always say no to a rim job ? Never say no to a rimjob
    B. Do you have any interest in the performing arts ?Yes i Do big time plays, musicals, films you name it
    C. Do you chew tobacco. Messily ? neverhave never will
    D. Would you ever ask for a back rub from another male ... straight or gay ? yes if at the beach not just men whoever is near by
    E. Do you hate disco or 80s music? no i dont quite like it
    F. Do you like Elvis ?No
    G. Do you avoid all public restrooms ? why thats mental
    H. Do you dress to flatter your own body ? of course!
    I. Would you ever join the Church of Scientology? (see John Travolta).NEVER
    J. Do you believe that the only true sport is American football? (Basketball is an acceptable choice if you live in an urban area.)No! baseball
    K. Do you believe that everyone sucks cock? yes
    L. Do you find the guy in the photo attractive ? VERY
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    Jun 08, 2010 12:30 PM GMT
    A. Do you always say no to a rim job ?
    well, i get so many offers...

    B. Do you have any interest in the performing arts ?
    i make my living in the performing arts.

    C. Do you chew tobacco. Messily ?
    no, i want to keep my tongue, lips, mouth, and throat cancer free thank you very much.

    D. Would you ever ask for a back rub from another male ... straight or gay ?
    yes. straight with clothes on, gay with clothes off.

    E. Do you hate disco or 80s music?
    i've played lots of 80s music. it makes me laugh.

    F. Do you like Elvis ?
    early, black leather elvis.
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    G. Do you avoid all public restrooms ?
    no, but i sure as hell don't choose the middle urinal if i don't have to.

    H. Do you dress to flatter your own body ?
    well, i think that is for others to answer. i spend enough time as it is on making a pleasant body to look at in the first place.

    I. Would you ever join the Church of Scientology? (see John Travolta).
    i looked into this. these people are certifiable.

    J. Do you believe that the only true sport is American football? (Basketball is an acceptable choice if you live in an urban area.)
    well, yeah. and i also believe the only true beer is miller high life.

    K. Do you believe that everyone sucks cock?
    in my dreams they do.

    L. Do you find the guy in the photo attractive ?
    down right dreamy.
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    Jun 08, 2010 12:42 PM GMT
    A. Do you always say no to a rim job ?
    Depends where I am. Rimming on public transport doesn't often go down well with other passengers...

    B. Do you have any interest in the performing arts ?
    If singing songs from Les Mis in the shower counts, then yes.

    C. Do you chew tobacco. Messily ?
    No.

    D. Would you ever ask for a back rub from another male ... straight or gay ?
    Yes of course.

    E. Do you hate disco or 80s music?
    No. A bit of Donna Summer is good for the soul.

    F. Do you like Elvis ?
    No.

    G. Do you avoid all public restrooms ?
    Depends how much i need to pee.

    H. Do you dress to flatter your own body ?
    I get my clothes from Gap Kids, the tighter the better.

    I. Would you ever join the Church of Scientology? (see John Travolta).
    Never, unless I had a lobotomy.

    J. Do you believe that the only true sport is American football? (Basketball is an acceptable choice if you live in an urban area.)
    American Football is neither a sport nor is it football. Its what you Yanks play cos you are not hard enough to play Rugby. :-)

    K. Do you believe that everyone sucks cock?
    They do, or they would if they could. You reckon a straight guy wouldn't suck his own, if he could?

    L. Do you find the guy in the photo attractive ?
    I wouldn't throw him out of bed for farting.
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    Jun 08, 2010 12:43 PM GMT
    umm what does Fuaxmosexual mean?
  • masculumpedes

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    Jun 08, 2010 1:18 PM GMT
    Voice22 saidumm what does Fuaxmosexual mean?


    Someone who gives every appearance of being homosexual, but is in fact heterosexual. A fauxmosexual male may display homosexual attention to hygiene, style, and culture, have an effeminate speech pattern or display effeminate behavior in gesticulation and mannerism, and/or give the basic impression of being gay. These are the guys that you "just know" are gay, but who seem to show proof to the contrary.icon_twisted.gif
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    A. Do you always say no to a rim job ?
    No
    B. Do you have any interest in the performing arts ?
    No
    C. Do you chew tobacco. Messily ?
    Never
    D. Would you ever ask for a back rub from another male ... straight or gay ?
    No
    E. Do you hate disco or 80s music?
    No
    F. Do you like Elvis ?
    No
    G. Do you avoid all public restrooms ?
    No
    H. Do you dress to flatter your own body ?
    Yes
    I. Would you ever join the Church of Scientology? (see John Travolta).
    Never
    J. Do you believe that the only true sport is American football? (Basketball is an acceptable choice if you live in an urban area.)
    Yes
    K. Do you believe that everyone sucks cock?
    No
    L. Do you find the guy in the photo attractive ?
    Yes
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    Jun 08, 2010 1:25 PM GMT
    malefeet said
    Voice22 saidumm what does Fuaxmosexual mean?


    Someone who gives every appearance of being homosexual, but is in fact heterosexual. A fauxmosexual male may display homosexual attention to hygiene, style, and culture, have an effeminate speech pattern or display effeminate behavior in gesticulation and mannerism, and/or give the basic impression of being gay. These are the guys that you "just know" are gay, but who seem to show proof to the contrary.icon_twisted.gif


    OH! ok gotcha ive heard that called "Metro Sexual" guys who look, dress, act, "homosexual" but who are infact heterosexual.

    (ps i know i jsut said "look dress and act gay" and i knwo there isnt a "gay" way to be i dont need an entire forum debateing that same old bull shit)
  • Starboard

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    Jun 08, 2010 1:36 PM GMT
    I think that these questions are just as interesting as the answers.
    Some of these are probably very good at revealing a guy's "gay tell" (or lack of one). A few others to add to that list might be:

    Did you major in liberal arts?
    Do you shave or wax below the neckline?
    Were you in a fraternity?
    Do you subscribe to Details or Vanity Fair?
    Do others seek your advice on clothing and interior decor?
    Can you fix a flat tire?
    Are your workout clothes color coordinated?
    Do you wear under-sized printed t-shirts?
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    Jun 08, 2010 1:43 PM GMT
    Starboard said
    Are your workout clothes color coordinated?


    do you iron your workout shorts?
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    Jun 08, 2010 1:48 PM GMT
    malefeet saidA. Do you always say no to a rim job? Not always, but neither do I request one.
    B. Do you have any interest in the performing arts? Very much, in multiple fields.
    C. Do you chew tobacco. Messily? Chew tobacco? Wasn't that a character from Star Wars?
    D. Would you ever ask for a back rub from another male ... straight or gay? Gay sure, straight never, except for a masseur.
    E. Do you hate disco or 80s music? Not hate, just a general disinterest.
    F. Do you like Elvis? Like who?
    G. Do you avoid all public restrooms? Use as needed, but not my "office" either.
    H. Do you dress to flatter your own body? Should it ever return to deserving flattery again I'll resume doing that.
    I. Would you ever join the Church of Scientology? And become like Tom Cruise? icon_razz.gif
    J. Do you believe that the only true sport is American football? The only true sport is American men.
    K. Do you believe that everyone sucks cock? One can but hope.
    L. Do you find the guy in the photo attractive? I've seen better, but he'll do.
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    Jun 08, 2010 2:00 PM GMT
    The extras:
    Did you major in liberal arts?
    No.
    Do you shave or wax below the neckline?
    No.
    Were you in a fraternity?
    No.
    Do you subscribe to Details or Vanity Fair?
    No.
    Do others seek your advice on clothing and interior decor?
    Not often.
    Can you fix a flat tire?
    Yes
    Are your workout clothes color coordinated?
    No
    Do you wear under-sized printed t-shirts?
    Yes
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    Jun 08, 2010 2:05 PM GMT
    A. Do you always say no to a rim job ?
    NOPE

    B. Do you have any interest in the performing arts ?
    A LITTLE BIT... LIVE MUSIC IS MY #1 CHOICE

    C. Do you chew tobacco. Messily ?
    GAWD NO!

    D. Would you ever ask for a back rub from another male ... straight or gay ?
    ABSOLUTELY

    E. Do you hate disco or 80s music?
    NO I DON'T HATE IT.

    F. Do you like Elvis ?
    DEFINE "LIKE"

    G. Do you avoid all public restrooms ?
    AFTER USING A JAPANESE-STYLE TOILET IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM, NOTHING SHOCKS ME.


    H. Do you dress to flatter your own body ?
    I TRY TO DO SO.

    I. Would you ever join the Church of Scientology? (see John Travolta).
    NO, I HAVE ALREADY FOUND WHAT WORKS FOR ME.

    J. Do you believe that the only true sport is American football? (Basketball is an acceptable choice if you live in an urban area.)
    ABSOLUTELY NOT.

    K. Do you believe that everyone sucks cock?
    NO, BUT I BELIEVE THAT EVERYONE SHOULDN'T KNOCK IT IF THEY HAVEN'T TRIED IT.

    L. Do you find the guy in the photo attractive ?
    YEAH, OF COURSE!
  • rnch

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    Jun 08, 2010 2:25 PM GMT
    wot da hale.....mah turn!

    A. Do you always say no to a rim job ? depends on the cleanliness of the man/tounge offered!


    B. Do you have any interest in the performing arts ? love live plays


    C. Do you chew tobacco. Messily ? not gonna happen!


    D. Would you ever ask for a back rub from another male ... straight or gay ?ask, no...accept, yes


    E. Do you hate disco or 80s music? after about 1985 "top 40" music became deravitive, peurile crapppp to me


    F. Do you like Elvis ? i'm from the deep south. wadduathink?? icon_smile.gif


    G. Do you avoid all public restrooms ? depends on the cleanliness factor


    H. Do you dress to flatter your own body ? perhaps 20 years and 40 pounds ago... icon_sad.gif


    I. Would you ever join the Church of Scientology? (see John Travolta). oh hell no!! the baptist church was bad enough already!


    J. Do you believe that the only true sport is American football? (Basketball is an acceptable choice if you live in an urban area.) don't know, don't care!


    K. Do you believe that everyone sucks cock? everyone SHOULD


    L. Do you find the guy in the photo attractive ? add more body hair and less mouse/spiking gel and either grow out the beard or shave clean..high maintainence pretty boys do nothing for me.


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    Jun 08, 2010 2:27 PM GMT
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    A. Do you always say no to a rim job ?
    I almost never say no to being rimmed! I love rimming a newly bathed hot man.

    B. Do you have any interest in the performing arts ?
    Yes - absolutely....as a participant or in the audience.

    C. Do you chew tobacco. Messily ?
    I never touch any kind of tobacco.

    D. Would you ever ask for a back rub from another male ... straight or gay ?
    Yes - and I'd offer to give one as well.

    E. Do you hate disco or 80s music?
    No - I don't hate anything, really.

    F. Do you like Elvis ?
    I liked the young Elvis better than the bloated Elvis.

    G. Do you avoid all public restrooms ?
    No. Not at all, but I only use them as they were intended. I wouldn't think of meeting anyone there. (Whatever happened to George Michael?)

    H. Do you dress to flatter your own body ?
    Yes. Good clothes, cut well - look great on me.

    I. Would you ever join the Church of Scientology? (see John Travolta).
    I highly doubt it. I don't follow celebrity choices.

    J. Do you believe that the only true sport is American football? (Basketball is an acceptable choice if you live in an urban area.)
    No. I believe H20-polo is the only TRUE sport in the world! Just joking - - well - half joking.

    K. Do you believe that everyone sucks cock?
    I believe every guy should give and receive!

    L. Do you find the guy in the photo attractive ?
    Yes, I do...... very attractive!
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    Jun 08, 2010 2:45 PM GMT
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    A. Do you always say no to a rim job ?

    I've never been offered one.

    B. Do you have any interest in the performing arts ?

    I perform in the performing arts. Do I get extra gay points?

    C. Do you chew tobacco. Messily ?

    Never. It's a filthy habit.

    D. Would you ever ask for a back rub from another male ... straight or gay ?

    Heck yes!

    E. Do you hate disco or 80s music?

    Yes.

    F. Do you like Elvis ?

    I could take him or leave him.

    G. Do you avoid all public restrooms ?

    Always

    H. Do you dress to flatter your own body ?

    I try, although it's difficult to flatter this body. I'm working on it.

    I. Would you ever join the Church of Scientology? (see John Travolta).

    Never. I am not religious.

    J. Do you believe that the only true sport is American football? (Basketball is an acceptable choice if you live in an urban area.)

    No. I dislike most sports.

    K. Do you believe that everyone sucks cock?

    Not everybody....But I enjoy those who do. icon_smile.gif
    L. Do you find the guy in the photo attractive ?

    Heck yes!