Pew pew pew, that's me deflecting your whiny bitching with my happiness shield

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    Jun 09, 2010 12:43 AM GMT
    Funny quotes from movies and tv..

    The title is from better off Ted, a show I absolutely love!

    So what are some of the ones you love?
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    Jun 09, 2010 12:45 AM GMT
    youre fat.
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    Jun 09, 2010 12:56 AM GMT
    jduckj saidyoure fat.

    No sweetie... I'm chunky...
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    Jun 09, 2010 12:58 AM GMT
    awww childhood obesity, that stays.
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    Jun 09, 2010 1:00 AM GMT
    jduckj saidawww childhood obesity, that stays.

    Oh hells na, I'm chunky cause I love food.. I'm like omg food ORGASM and the food is like EST ME EAT ME EAT ME and really when a hottie tells you to eat me you don't say no ;)
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    Jun 09, 2010 1:04 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
    jduckj saidawww childhood obesity, that stays.

    Oh hells na, I'm chunky cause I love food..


    we know, it's pretty obv.

    the sky is also blue.
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    Jun 09, 2010 1:07 AM GMT
    jduckj said
    lilTanker said
    jduckj saidawww childhood obesity, that stays.

    Oh hells na, I'm chunky cause I love food..


    we know, it's pretty obv.

    the sky is also blue.

    No, sky isn't blue sweetie, sky is clear, it just appears blue because of the water surface that comprises of most of this planet
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    Jun 09, 2010 1:13 AM GMT
    expression. dictionary. moooo
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    Jun 09, 2010 2:22 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
    jduckj said
    lilTanker said
    jduckj saidawww childhood obesity, that stays.

    Oh hells na, I'm chunky cause I love food..


    we know, it's pretty obv.

    the sky is also blue.

    No, sky isn't blue sweetie, sky is clear, it just appears blue because of the water surface that comprises of most of this planet


    Actually Ben, the sky is blue because of the nitrogen gas in the atmosphere. It absorbs all the other lightwaves are reflects the blue (which is acutally violet but our eyes perceive it as blue). When the sun sets, the angle changes and more CO2 is hit and that's mostly why the sky changes orangish. There are also other gasses and dust particles in the atmosphere that contribute to the sunset colors. icon_biggrin.gificon_razz.gificon_biggrin.gif

    But you are hot and chunky or not, I'd do ya icon_twisted.gif
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    Jun 09, 2010 5:31 AM GMT
    MaxFitMike saidActually Ben, the sky is blue because of the nitrogen gas in the atmosphere. It absorbs all the other lightwaves are reflects the blue (which is acutally violet but our eyes perceive it as blue). When the sun sets, the angle changes and more CO2 is hit and that's mostly why the sky changes orangish. There are also other gasses and dust particles in the atmosphere that contribute to the sunset colors. icon_biggrin.gificon_razz.gificon_biggrin.gif

    But you are hot and chunky or not, I'd do ya icon_twisted.gif

    Thus the sky is clear still icon_razz.gif hahaha
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    Jun 09, 2010 5:35 AM GMT
    RANDOM!

    And what the hell?

    jduckj said
    lilTanker said
    jduckj saidawww childhood obesity, that stays.

    Oh hells na, I'm chunky cause I love food..


    we know, it's pretty obv.

    the sky is also blue.


    icon_eek.gif
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    Jun 09, 2010 10:04 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
    MaxFitMike saidActually Ben, the sky is blue because of the nitrogen gas in the atmosphere. It absorbs all the other lightwaves are reflects the blue (which is acutally violet but our eyes perceive it as blue). When the sun sets, the angle changes and more CO2 is hit and that's mostly why the sky changes orangish. There are also other gasses and dust particles in the atmosphere that contribute to the sunset colors. icon_biggrin.gificon_razz.gificon_biggrin.gif

    But you are hot and chunky or not, I'd do ya icon_twisted.gif

    Thus the sky is clear still icon_razz.gif hahaha


    Does this mean I still get to do you?icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 09, 2010 12:13 PM GMT
    MaxFitMike said
    lilTanker said
    MaxFitMike saidActually Ben, the sky is blue because of the nitrogen gas in the atmosphere. It absorbs all the other lightwaves are reflects the blue (which is acutally violet but our eyes perceive it as blue). When the sun sets, the angle changes and more CO2 is hit and that's mostly why the sky changes orangish. There are also other gasses and dust particles in the atmosphere that contribute to the sunset colors. icon_biggrin.gificon_razz.gificon_biggrin.gif

    But you are hot and chunky or not, I'd do ya icon_twisted.gif

    Thus the sky is clear still icon_razz.gif hahaha


    Does this mean I still get to do you?icon_biggrin.gif

    He'll yes... I don't care if you claimed the sky was magenta you'd still get to have me ;) hehehe like I could say no to a man who can do that on a Swiss ball!
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    Jun 09, 2010 12:37 PM GMT
    jduckj saidawww childhood obesity, that stays.


    Ditto on the OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH Hell NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Being a faceless hateful bitch doesn't stay either... It's a choice!!!

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    Jun 09, 2010 12:43 PM GMT
    MaxFitMike saidActually Ben, the sky is blue because of the nitrogen gas in the atmosphere.


    Yes, I believe you're thinking of the why the ocean appears blue ('cause it reflects the sky).
    Things might be reversed in Australia though. ...seems sensible.
    (Nice quote BTW)
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    Jun 09, 2010 1:03 PM GMT
    "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw"

    from Heathers, that movie is hilarious.

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    Jun 09, 2010 1:15 PM GMT
    "A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory."

    30 Rock is fucking Hilarious. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 09, 2010 1:48 PM GMT
    "I like you. You're funny, and you're nicely shaped. And frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock. Please remove your clothing now."

    Anya, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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    Jun 09, 2010 1:56 PM GMT
    "I'll never forget the time Mount Geflurgendorf, St Olaf's most famous volcano, threatened to explode... Well, luckily there was a tribe of Druid priests in town for the opening of Stonehengeland, and they said they could stop the volcano if they sacrificed the town's dumbest virgin. Well, I'll never know WHY I raised my hand. It seemed the ritual involved me crawling up the side of the mountain while they gave me my birthday whacks... It turned out they weren't Druid priests at all! They were just a bunch of Shriners, looking for a good time..."

    Rose Nylund, The Golden Girls
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    Jun 09, 2010 1:58 PM GMT

    Sorry guys since I don't watch TV the best I can do is a show from the 60's

    "Damn Jim I am just a country Doctor" Meninlove are probably the only ones that may know that. He was a toddler when that came out! icon_redface.gif

    But..But...more importantly I am impressed with MaxFitMike as he is the only one that was awake in his Fifth Grade Science Class. Which means there is hope for the human race and this site icon_eek.gif

    lilTanker just think of your self as pleasingly plump with more to love icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 09, 2010 1:58 PM GMT
    " SUCK THE SHIT OUT OF MY ASS "
    - citizen ruth
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    Jun 09, 2010 2:32 PM GMT
    "Shmowzow!" - Finn
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    Jun 09, 2010 3:47 PM GMT
    "you know a diamond is forever and is quite a commitment. However there's some nice cubic zirconium over there that I think you'll want to check out. After all only a professional will be able to tell the difference." the devil says to the boyfriend. The boyfriend then goes off to look at the cubic zirconium.
    The devil then turns to the girlfriend "you see that there? In my opinion, a man who won't get you a diamond isn't exactly worth keeping around."
    The couple then break into bickering.

    ~Reaper season 2
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    Jun 09, 2010 4:07 PM GMT
    lilTanker saidFunny quotes from movies and tv..

    The title is from better off Ted, a show I absolutely love!

    So what are some of the ones you love?



    Better off ted got cancelled icon_cry.gif
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    Jun 09, 2010 4:24 PM GMT
    from Better Off Ted

    Interviewer: Were you involved in the development of this product?
    Veronica: Yes.
    Interviewer: And how would you summarise the company's reaction when they found out that the women who used this product were savagely attacked by insects?
    Veronica: Ouch.
    Interviewer: Will you elaborate on that please?
    Veronica: No.
    Interviewer: Can you describe your job?
    Veronica: Yes.
    Interviewer: [Pause] How would you describe your job?
    Veronica: Cleverly.



    Veronica: Sorry, Ted. The company feels that if we ease up because someone dies, it will only encourage other people to die.

    Veronica: Oh God. We have unhappy Germans. Nothing good has ever come from that.