rules on being a boyfriend for the gay man

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    Jun 13, 2010 3:08 AM GMT
    Below is a list of rules that all boyfriend involed in a gay relationship must follow:

    1. Thou shall love thy partner
    2. Thou shall anally douche regularly as to avoid any "shitty situations"
    3. thous shalt say "I love you" daily at least once
    4. Thou shall give me room to have identy (solo) as well as defined by the label...couple
    5. Thou shalt honor thy partner as thyself.
    6.Thou shalt not intentionally go off birth control so you can get pregnant as a means of entrapment... (IN-REVIEW BY BOARD)
    7....

    if only it was that simple... with many different relationships out their it hard to make rules.. i have been in a few relationship before and alot of thing i considered where common sence into i started a relationship with a complete idiot.... seriously like de de de

    but what "rules" do you know of if you had to explain a gay relationship to a idiot. and taking into places the many different types such as monogomy, open, friend with benifits and further... to each person their a diffrent sets of rules but what rules would you add...


    a rule i can think of with a friends with benifits dont just drop by their house unannounced ... (expecally in a leather suit with ass cut out, a gag ball and whip)
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    Jun 13, 2010 3:12 AM GMT
    2. Thou shall anally douche regularly as to avoid any "shitty situations"... icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 13, 2010 3:31 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor said3. thous shalt say "I love you" daily at least once....icon_cool.gif

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    oh lord
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    Jun 13, 2010 3:39 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor said3. thous shalt say "I love you" daily at least once....icon_cool.gif


    Yep, and we consider its depth whenever we say it to each other, every day. It can be an affirmation, like crows cawing or robins warbling. I guess what I'm saying is, how wonderful to have someone you CAN say it to.


    a bird, apparently -Doug icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 13, 2010 4:22 AM GMT


    4. Thou shall give me room to have identy (solo) as well as defined by the label...couple
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    Jun 13, 2010 4:49 AM GMT
    Hillie said

    4. Thou shall give me room to have identy (solo) as well as defined by the label...couple



    Amen to that; it's part of the love. For us, it's always been an eventuality (time spent apart), not something we guarded or desired compared to the idea that time is fleeting, and the juice from every day in each others' company to be squeezed out to its fullest and enjoyed. Just our thoughts. icon_redface.gificon_redface.gif
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    Jun 13, 2010 6:49 AM GMT
    Thou shalt not intentionally go off birth control so you can get pregnant as a means of entrapment...


    Oh wait, it's chix that do that.icon_redface.gif
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    Jun 13, 2010 7:02 AM GMT
    5. Thou shalt honor thy partner as thyself.
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    Jun 13, 2010 7:07 AM GMT
    Runninchlt saidThou shalt not intentionally go off birth control so you can get pregnant as a means of entrapment...


    Oh wait, it's chix that do that.icon_redface.gif


    lol, if only right lol some of the simple things people expect arnt getting listed..

    like tell me where your going, or be home before 12.. no friends over after 1, no webcamming, no saying actors are sexy...where are those they of things that some people expect...lol
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    Jun 13, 2010 7:35 AM GMT
    good stuff.
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    Jun 13, 2010 7:45 AM GMT
    bucalo said
    Runninchlt saidThou shalt not intentionally go off birth control so you can get pregnant as a means of entrapment...


    Oh wait, it's chix that do that.icon_redface.gif


    lol, if only right lol some of the simple things people expect arnt getting listed..

    like tell me where your going, or be home before 12.. no friends over after 1, no webcamming, no saying actors are sexy...where are those they of things that some people expect...lol


    Thou shall love your partner for what he is, not for what you wish him to be
    Thou shall not be affraid to tell the truth, even when it can cost you your relationship
    Thou shall not be affraid to get hurt
    Thou shall seek and fight for an harmonious threeway... you, him, your couple
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    Jun 13, 2010 8:41 AM GMT
    10. Look carefully at this number. That's how many digits your.annual salary should be. Everyone else is really fucking poor.

    (satire based on profile of another forum poster - some will get it, some won't)
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    Jun 13, 2010 8:49 AM GMT
    ...and for the ultimate set of rules:

    1. beefy,buff hunk age 28y/o to 50 y/o and MUST be fit ONLY!

    2. hairy chest men and guys with HUGE hungs no smaller the 8" cut to 12" cut++!

    3. wealth men who make $90/95,000 and up! No I not a gold digger! I hate poor studs! No free loaders PLZ!

    4. mine AREA OF TOWN. I am in ...

    5. look of a badboy type or badass badboy with band type ONLY!

    6. You MUST be 28 Y/O to 50Y/O

    7. Please be dd free, drug fee, NO aides, HIV- MUST be CLEAN!

    -- Thing I will NOT deal with as a future boyfriend:

    8. NO POOR MEN make under $90,000

    9. NO RUDE or smartass re-mark

    10. BAD SMELL, BAD TEETH,

    11. be ON TIME on a date!

    12. NO FEMAL OR GIRL GUYS PLEASE!

    13. NO CHUB CASER OR BONELY STUDS

    14. NO SMOOTH CHEST STUDS AT ALL!!!

    15. YOU MUST BE TOP
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    Jun 13, 2010 9:57 AM GMT
    Seriously? Of course 1. Thou shall love thy partner
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    Jun 13, 2010 10:49 AM GMT
    knightrider2009 said
    paulflexes said...and for the ultimate set of rules:

    1. beefy,buff hunk age 28y/o to 50 y/o and MUST be fit ONLY!

    2. hairy chest men and guys with HUGE hungs no smaller the 8" cut to 12" cut++!

    3. wealth men who make $90/95,000 and up! No I not a gold digger! I hate poor studs! No free loaders PLZ!

    4. mine AREA OF TOWN. I am in ...

    5. look of a badboy type or badass badboy with band type ONLY!

    6. You MUST be 28 Y/O to 50Y/O

    7. Please be dd free, drug fee, NO aides, HIV- MUST be CLEAN!

    -- Thing I will NOT deal with as a future boyfriend:

    8. NO POOR MEN make under $90,000

    9. NO RUDE or smartass re-mark

    10. BAD SMELL, BAD TEETH,

    11. be ON TIME on a date!

    12. NO FEMAL OR GIRL GUYS PLEASE!

    13. NO CHUB CASER OR BONELY STUDS

    14. NO SMOOTH CHEST STUDS AT ALL!!!

    15. YOU MUST BE TOP


    I don't know why but i feel somehow sorry for you ... Even if it's a joke, it's a bad one icon_rolleyes.gif Well now if it's not .......... icon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gif


    This is from another RJ guy's profile.
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    Jun 13, 2010 12:19 PM GMT
    Rule 1: My cock is like ice cream, your arse, the freezer.... the longer Im in there, the harder I get.

    Rule 2: Yes, I want to do you in the kitchen up against the fridge and yes, I'm in the kitchen, I might have something to eat if I'm hungry.. its called multitasking!

    Rule 3: Midnight sleep sex.... role with it.. I'm apparently pretty good when asleep and I eventually wake up!

    RUle 4: The more I get, the more compliant I am!

    Rule 5: FOOD.. if you can cook, I will remain faithful to you in every way, I will clean the dishes, take out the garbage, totally pleasure you in any way I can in the sack, make your life all dreamy and make every other man around you swoon with my attempts at romantic gestures and eager displays of love.. AND give you compliments!

    Rule 6: When the TV is on, you no talkies.. if you want sex.. Display self naked in front of TV... Hint will quickly follow!
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    Jun 13, 2010 12:24 PM GMT
    lilTanker said
    Rule 6: When the TV is on, you no talkies.. if you want sex.. Display self naked in front of TV... Hint will quickly follow!
    *stands nekkid in front of TV, patiently waiting*
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    Jun 13, 2010 12:26 PM GMT
    lil Tanker cracks me up.

    but even if these are his rules, i think they could be adhered to, since he's so able to share what he wants...

    which leads me to wonder how often we tell the other person what we would like from them or how to make us happy...

    it's a two-way street and requires both guys to be open and vulnerable to an extent - ah, the challenges of relationships
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    Jun 13, 2010 12:49 PM GMT
    What can I say, I'm not a difficult man to please... easiest way to make me smile is be dorky and laugh with me and at me, best way to make me groan with love.. cuddles.. I like those.. and a cheery disposition will make everything better, as will cuddles, I can't be angry, upset or moody when getting cuddles.

    OOH and food *nods* I get grumpy when hungry, if I"m grumpy, it's usually a good sign its feeding time!
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    Jun 13, 2010 12:51 PM GMT
    c'mere lil tanker, i'll feed ya.
    i'm in the kitchen cookin up sumthin!

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    Jun 13, 2010 12:54 PM GMT
    oooers food icon_biggrin.gif I'm like a hungry puppy, nothing keeps my attention better then the idea of potential feeding, I'll even be a good boy and do what I'm told hahaha icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 13, 2010 5:11 PM GMT
    lilTanker saidRule 1: My cock is like ice cream, your arse, the freezer.... the longer Im in there, the harder I get.

    Rule 2: Yes, I want to do you in the kitchen up against the fridge and yes, I'm in the kitchen, I might have something to eat if I'm hungry.. its called multitasking!

    Rule 3: Midnight sleep sex.... role with it.. I'm apparently pretty good when asleep and I eventually wake up!

    RUle 4: The more I get, the more compliant I am!

    Rule 5: FOOD.. if you can cook, I will remain faithful to you in every way, I will clean the dishes, take out the garbage, totally pleasure you in any way I can in the sack, make your life all dreamy and make every other man around you swoon with my attempts at romantic gestures and eager displays of love.. AND give you compliments!

    Rule 6: When the TV is on, you no talkies.. if you want sex.. Display self naked in front of TV... Hint will quickly follow!
    thinking me likey your set of rules the best.......icon_biggrin.gif