Why are you gay?

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    Jun 15, 2010 9:14 AM GMT
    I love it when people ask me that question. I have quite a few different answers, all which are smartass and sarcastic and even quite rude sometimes...and all said with a smile.

    One of my favs: "Because you're hot and I want to fuck you in the asshole." icon_biggrin.gif

    What's some of your witty/funny/sarcastic/smartass answers to that question?
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    Jun 15, 2010 9:17 AM GMT
    "I have no idea, but I think it has to do with the fact that I suck ____."
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    Jun 15, 2010 11:27 AM GMT
    Because women are insane... Love 'em but they're insane.
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    Jun 15, 2010 11:33 AM GMT
    SAHEM62896 saidBecause women are insane... Love 'em but they're insane.
    Sweet! icon_lol.gif I'll have to use that one!
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    Jun 15, 2010 11:35 AM GMT
    I don't like fish.
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    Jun 15, 2010 11:35 AM GMT
    I always ask, why are you not? I thought everyone who was anyone was!
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    Jun 15, 2010 11:38 AM GMT
    dcsoffball saidI always ask, why are you not? I thought everyone who was anyone was!
    I like that one too. Damn you people are jean yes is.
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    Jun 15, 2010 11:40 AM GMT
    If i knew i'd be rich.
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    Jun 15, 2010 11:41 AM GMT
    Martin5769 saidI don't like fish.
    Suck to be you, cause I fucking love sushi and shashimi. And shark and tilapia and grouper and bass and lots of other cool tasty fish.
  • cowboyathlete

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    Jun 15, 2010 11:42 AM GMT
    Cause there is something hypnotic about a man's ass. Just not your ass, fatso.
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    Jun 15, 2010 11:46 AM GMT
    cowboyathlete saidCause there is something hypnotic about a man's ass. Just not your ass, fatso.
    What's funny is their reactions when I tell'm I'm not even interested in ass. They're like "are you sure you're gay?" And I'm like "Well I think you're hot and wanna grope all over you, so if I'm not gay, can I do it anyway?"
  • jlly_rnchr

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    Jun 15, 2010 11:54 AM GMT
    I've never been asked why, only "how long have you known?". The thing is, they ask it like they're asking how long I have known I have cancer.
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    Jun 15, 2010 12:01 PM GMT
    dcsoffball saidI always ask, why are you not? I thought everyone who was anyone was!
    I like this answer.
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    Jun 15, 2010 12:07 PM GMT
    jlly_rnchr saidI've never been asked why, only "how long have you known?". The thing is, they ask it like they're asking how long I have known I have cancer.
    Scold them for having that attitude. Or ask them how long they've known they're straight. That one tends to shut them up pretty quick.
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    Jun 15, 2010 12:10 PM GMT
    Cuz pussies are icky and got cooties. And dick tastes so much better. There's a surprise inside if you play with it enough. Women can't do that.
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    Jun 15, 2010 12:12 PM GMT
    Women smell bad and bleed out of their sexual organs every month.

    And they think being gay is odd....
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jun 15, 2010 12:14 PM GMT
    A new form of birth control.........

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    Jun 15, 2010 12:14 PM GMT
    Lostboy saidWomen smell bad and bleed out of their sexual organs every month.

    And they think being gay is odd....


    I never normally say this but EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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    Jun 15, 2010 12:18 PM GMT
    I like being ostracized by society.
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    Jun 15, 2010 12:18 PM GMT
    Lostboy saidWomen smell bad and bleed out of their sexual organs every month.

    And they think being gay is odd....
    I just totally LMFAO'd out loud! icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 15, 2010 12:19 PM GMT
    i wanted to dress well and have nice hair. ...it was the only way
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    Jun 15, 2010 12:22 PM GMT
    Because I don't want to have to pretend to be interested in football.
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    Jun 15, 2010 12:24 PM GMT
    Because guys react better when you stick your tongue up there arse.. Now.. If you ever actually say that, you'll get an awesome reaction hehe I do icon_biggrin.gif

    Plus, I wanted to double my wardrobe.. Although it's a bit lame

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    Jun 15, 2010 12:27 PM GMT
    Because there's an asshole born every minute...icon_twisted.gif
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    Jun 15, 2010 12:32 PM GMT
    I had an overbearing mother and an absent father.
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    I got to have this free toaster.
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    I was just raised by homosexual parents.
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    It was put on me as a test from God.
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    This is only a phase, I'll grow out of it.
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    My ring finger is equal to my index finger.
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    I think it has somethin' ta do wit dis party inma'pants everytime I stare at you dude.
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    Who else is gonna do your hair, arrange your flowers, and decorate that living room for you?
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    Something to that effect.