I'm depressed

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    Jun 16, 2010 7:39 AM GMT
    Should I take half naked pics of myself to get more attention?
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    Jun 16, 2010 8:22 AM GMT
    Not unless looking at those half-naked photos you become more depressed.
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    Jun 16, 2010 8:27 AM GMT
    They actually turned out alright. I took about 60 of them and my ass looks amazing. In fact when I turned on the "facial recognition" switch to take 10 pics in a row, it WOULDN'T take a picture of me most of the time unless my ASS was showing!!!
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    Jun 16, 2010 8:38 AM GMT
    JakeBenson saidShould I take half naked pics of myself to get more attention?
    Remove the word "half." That's the only way to combat depression with pics. icon_razz.gif
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    Jun 16, 2010 8:48 AM GMT
    Well here I go again with my narcissism...although technically I literally ate 3 McDonalds cheeseburgers, fries, and two things of pudding. I'm depressed cuz I'll never find a job. But hey at least I think I'm hot, and well...yar. Anyway I've always had this problem with posting my ass up on the internet but I'm like, well I'm sure it's already up there somewhere...so.

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    Jun 16, 2010 8:55 AM GMT
    *drools* icon_razz.gif
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    Jun 16, 2010 8:57 AM GMT
    God I love attention! Thank you. My ego is now fed.
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    Jun 16, 2010 9:03 AM GMT
    Meh, I was just being nice. I still think I'm hotter. icon_razz.gif
    (practicing cockiness for upcoming video where I have to be cocky)
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    Jun 16, 2010 9:04 AM GMT
    He doesn't need to be naked to look hot.icon_wink.gif
  • masculumpedes

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    Jun 16, 2010 10:13 AM GMT
    How about some photos of your bare feet? icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 16, 2010 10:22 AM GMT
    outsiderin saidHe doesn't need to be naked to look hot.icon_wink.gif
    Not only is that very correct; but if someone does need to be naked to be hot, I doubt they'd be hot naked either. icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 16, 2010 10:54 AM GMT
    you're gonna make some top very happy some day dear...
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    Jun 16, 2010 11:25 AM GMT
    I´d hit it

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    Jun 16, 2010 12:25 PM GMT
    You look kinda stoned. Not that stoners can't be hot, too...
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    Jun 16, 2010 3:19 PM GMT
    attention whore!!!!!....but this the good kind of attention : P
  • calibro

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    Jun 16, 2010 3:59 PM GMT
    hmm... if only there were some sort of job where you got paid for posting naked pictures of yourself on the interwebs...
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    Jun 16, 2010 4:02 PM GMT
    Depressed? Anyone live near Jake that has a large wooden paddle? Apparently spanking will stimulate blood flow and lift that mood (or something).
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    Jun 16, 2010 4:17 PM GMT
    You know I love you like the demented little gay brother I never wanted. If posting pics of your round firm jew-butt makes you happy, I say do it. In the meantime, this trip down memory lane may cheer you up.


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    JakeBenson saidHey guys I just joined a religion called Bunnyslamabad. I'd appreciate it if you DO NOT draw any pictures of my sacred prophet Bunnyhammed. If you do then it is written in the Bunnyran that you should be put to death. Please whatever you do DO NOT draw any pictures of Bunnyhammed. You have been warned.

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    BARRRRGHGHGH I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DREW A PICTURE (A VERY ACCURATE PICTURE BTW) OF BUNNYHAMMED!!! YOU KNEW IT WAS AGAINST THE BUNNYRAN BUT YOU DREW IT ANYWAY JUST TO PISS ME OFF!!!! BUNNY TERRORISTS ARE PROBABLY GOING TO POST YOUR ADDRESS NOW AND WILL COME OVER AND POOP ON YOUR FACE!!! THIS IS NOT A THREAT I AM JUST PREDICTING THIS.

    PRAISE CARRAT ALLAH


    MY RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH WILL NOT BE SILENCED!

    oh, and the virgin hamsters bunnyhammed promised you in heaven all have the clap


    HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY BUNNY GOD!!! YES I WILL HAVE VIRGIN HAMPSTERS IN HEAVEN BUT THIS IS BESIDES THE POINT! I MUST REINFORCE THE BUNNRAN OR ELSE I WILL NOT GET LAID! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND???? YOU CANNOT DRAW PICTURES OF BUNNYHAMMED BECAUSE IN MY RELIGION THAT'S DOMINATED BY MEN AND WOMEN ARE COVERED UP WITH BUNNY EARS YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO COCK BLOCK ME!

    (Oh my god...wow, I just realized that Muslims are just pissed because we're cock-blocking them!)




    I NOT ONLY COCK BLOCKED YOU, BUT I STUFFED MY INFIDEL SEED UP THE ASSES OF YOUR BUNNY EAR CLAD FEMALES AND FORCED THEM TO WEAR ......

    .......MICKEY MOUSE EARS!!!

    WHILE I REPEATEDLY DEFILED THEM AS I DREW CARICATURES OF BUNNYHAMMED

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    AAAAAAAH I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU GO SO FAR TO MOCK MY BUNNHAMMED GOD AFTER I TOLD YOU REPEATEDLY THAT IF YOU DO SO THEN BUNNY TERRORISTS WILL COME TO YOUR PLACE AND POOP ON YOUR FACE!!! YOU ARE THE REASON FOR BUNNY TERRORISTS! YOU ARE THE REASON WHY THEY POOP EVEN THOUGH THEY POOP ANYWAY WITHOUT YOU. WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND MY LOGIC! MY GOD IS SUPERIOR TO LOGIC AND FREEDOM! MY GOD TOLD ME I'LL GET LAID BY HAMPSTERS IF I THREATEN YOU WITH BUNNY TERRORIST POOP!!! I NEED TO GET LAID YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I AM SO FUGLY!!!!

    I AM GOING TO JUMP UP AND DOWN RIGHT NOW AND FREAK OUT LIKE A BUNNY TERRORIST AND POOP ALL OVER ALL OF YOUR EMBASSIES AND THEN BLAME THE JEW BUNNIES BECAUSE IT WASN'T THEIR FAULT BUT THEY'RE MY SCAPE GOAT JU KNOW?

    ANY WAY PRAISE BUNNYALLAH!!!!!


    DON'T YOU FUCKING BRING THE JEW BUNNIES INTO THIS! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF THEIR ROUND JEW BUNNY ASSES AND BIG FAT CIRCUMCISED JEW BUNNY COCKS! YOU KEEP YOUR BUNNY EAR WEARING WOMEN INSIDE FOR FEAR THEY WOULD ABANDON YOUR FLACID TINY SMEGMA ENCRUSTED BUNNYSLAMABAD PENISES FOR SOME ROUGH JEW BUNNY BONING!

    I FLING YOUR ROUND PELLET LIKE DROPPINGS BACK IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION AND SUGGESTIVELY PLACE PRESCRIPTION GRADE DEODORANT/ANTIPERSPIRANT AROUND YOUR HOME AND WORKPLACE!


    NO IT'S THE JEW BUNNIES FAULT!! IT'S THEIR LOGIC AND THEIR TWISTED WAYS OF MAKING MONEY THROUGH INTELLIGENCE THAT THREATENS MY OPPORTUNITY TO GET LAID FOR SUCCESSFULLY IN HEAVEN BY HAMPSTER VIRGINS! YOU PEOPLE MOCK MY HAMPSTERS BY SINGING "HAPPY HAMPSTER HELL OH EY OH EY OH. HAPPY HAMPSTER HELL, OH EY OH EY OH." YOU WILL SURELY BE POOPED ON FOR THAT AS WELL.

    I WILL NOW POOP ON JEWBUNNYLAND BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT INVOLVED WITH THIS IN ANYWAY BUT I WANT TO BLAME THEM ANYWAY. IT IS THEIR FAULT FOR BEING DIFFERENT AND IT IS YOUR FAULT FOR NOT RESPECTING MY DICTATORSHIP! I WILL NOW THREATEN YOU WITH POOP LIKE I HAVE THREATENED THE REST OF AMERICA, AND YOU MUST STOP DRAWING PICTURES OF BUNNYHAMMAD OUT OF FEAR OF BEING POOPED ON BY BUNNY TERRORISTS JUST LIKE COMEDY CENTRAL DID!


    YOU FILTHY BUNNYSLAMABAD HAMPSTER RAPIST! I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR INTOLERANT TERRORIST POOPING WAYS!

    I WILL RUB YOUR CARROTS IN THE ASS CRACK OF AN UNCLEAN CLOVEN HOOFED FARM ANIMAL AND PUT THEM BACK IN YOUR REFRIGERATOR!

    AND JUST FOR POOPING ON THE JEW BUNNY HOMELAND, I WILL NOW DISPLAY THE IMAGE OF ME ROUGHLY DEFILING THE RECTUM OF THE PROPHET BUNNYHAMMED AND GIVING HIM BUNNY AIDS THROUGH THE IMPROPER USE OF PROPHYLAXIS! THAT'S RIGHT, I'M AN INFIDEL JEW BUNNY WHO IS GONNA RAPE YOUR BUNNY PROPHET RIGHT UP HIS BUNNY BUTT!
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    NOW LOOK! LOOK UPON THE NAKED IMAGE OF ONE OF YOUR HAMPSTER HEAVEN GLUTTONOUS WHORES!

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    HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A BUNNSLAMABAD RAPIST! I RAPED MY 13 YEAR OLD WIFE BECAUSE IT'S LEGAL IN MY BUNNSLAMABAD COUNTRY!!!!! FOR SHOWING THE PROPHET BUNNHAMMED AGAIN AND EVEN WORSE THIS TIME, I AM GOING TO MAKE SURE THE US CONSTITUTION OUTLAWS ANY CRITICISM AGAINST BUNNYSLAM BECAUSE OUR RELIGION IS ABOVE THE LAW OF THE WORLD!

    I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. I BELIEVE IN MY BUNNYRAN AND THE THE PROPHET BUNNHAMMED TO BE TRUE. THEREFORE YOU MUST ALSO BELIEVE MY BELIEF BECAUSE I AM A NARROW-MINDED RELIGIOUS BUNNYSLAM. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU CAN'T BE MORE OPEN MINDED AND ACCEPT MY BUNNY TERRORIST THREATS!

    IT'S OK TO MAKE FUN OF BUNJEWS AND BUNRISTIANS AND BLACKABUNNIES AND LESBIBUNNIES BECAUSE THE BUNNYSLAM DOES NOT CARE ABOUT THEM. BUT YOU CANNOT MAKE FUN OF BUNNHAMMED BECAUSE IT IS A RELIGION SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO THREATEN DISSENT IN ORDER FOR ME TO HAVE MY VIRGIN HAMSTERS IN HEAVEN!


    I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, YOUR 13 YEAR OLD WASN'T A VIRGIN WHEN YOU MARRIED HER! SHE'S ACTUALLY BUNNYMIDGET PROSTITUTE WITH A FETISH FOR SMELLY BUNNYSLAMIC COCK!

    WE'LL NEVER OUTLAW CRITICISM OF BUNNYSLAM! IN FACT, WE'RE GOING TO INVADE BUNNYSLAMABAD, STEAL ALL YOUR CARROTS AND MAKE YOUR WOMEN WEAR SCANDALOUS ANKLE BEARING CAPRI PANTS, TUBE TOPS AND SENSIBLE FOOTWEAR!!! WE WILL FIGHT YOUR TERRORIST POOPING WAYS AND CONTINUE TO MOCK YOUR BUNNYSLAMIC BACKASSWARDNESS!

    AND I DON'T CARE WHAT THE BUNNYRAN SAYS! IN FACT, I DOODLE OBSCENELY INAPPROPRIATE CARICATURES OF THE PROPHET BUNNYHAMMED ON THE PAGES OF YOUR PRECIOUS BUNNYRAN THAT I DON'T TEAR OUT AND USE TO ROLL MY MEDICINAL BUNNIJUANA!!!






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    Jun 16, 2010 4:24 PM GMT
    JakeBenson saidShould I take half naked pics of myself to get more attention?


    the attention you may gain from that is not always the right attention. i would say you have nothing to worry about,
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    Jun 16, 2010 4:25 PM GMT
    Call Corbin Fisher and get it over with already.
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    Jun 16, 2010 4:26 PM GMT
    calibro saidhmm... if only there were some sort of job where you got paid for posting naked pictures of yourself on the interwebs...
    I heard in a bar that someone did that once and made enough money to buy a brand new toy car.
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    Jun 16, 2010 4:27 PM GMT
    JakeBenson saidShould I take half naked pics of myself to get more attention?


    I'll cheer you up in DC icon_twisted.gif
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    Jun 16, 2010 4:29 PM GMT
    Woa what was the relevance of the bunnyslamic thing?

    That totally caught me off guard.
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    Jun 16, 2010 4:57 PM GMT
    Jake, if just announcing your existence isn't enough to get you more attention, you're not the Jake I thought I knew on here.

    Meanwhile, I have absolutely no objections to your posting more half-naked pictures of yourself to feed everyone's appetite.
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    Jun 16, 2010 5:54 PM GMT
    Don't let joblessness depress you. (But don't let it stop you from digitally flashing us either.)

    Engage that certain creative flair you seem to have and rethink the paths of employment happiness.