Should real men ever sing falsetto?

  • Delivis

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    Jun 17, 2010 10:24 PM GMT
    C'mon guys, real men never let their voice go above middle C.






    P.S. Please keep your satire deterctors on high.
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    Jun 17, 2010 10:25 PM GMT
    I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket if it had a lid on it.
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    Jun 17, 2010 10:32 PM GMT
    it's like on every pop station.. mostly black r&b male singers singing with their penises tucked between their legs... ne yo, chris brown, etc.. it used to be just usher..

    it's like nails to a chalkboard how do they get that high for male vocal chords...

    why cant they take after luther? only michael j is allowed to do it, all these new r&b penis tucks sound like 7 year old girls discovering their periods.

    watch them on BET its funny. theyre on the interview before they perform like ray-j talking all thug... then they get on stage and they sing and wet their tampons.

    im not being satirical i just want less headaches on the car ride.
  • Bunjamon

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    Jun 18, 2010 12:59 AM GMT
    When I used to sing I met a lot of countertenors and they were a) all man and b) very talented musicians.

    ....I mean, they must've been castrated, but still....icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 18, 2010 1:00 AM GMT
    When a man hits a high note the only thing it raises is my eyebrows.
  • jrs1

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    Jun 18, 2010 1:08 AM GMT
    Delivis saidC'mon guys, real men never let their voice go above middle C.






    P.S. Please keep your satire deterctors on high.

    delivis! effing brilliant! that guy is relatively new and already on his 3rd direct thread fail.

    pps - " real men " also are ' straight-acting. '
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    Jun 18, 2010 1:10 AM GMT
    There is no such thing as a real man.
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    Jun 18, 2010 1:28 AM GMT
    How the fuck will I live out my fantasies of being Renata Tebaldi then.
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    Jun 18, 2010 1:30 AM GMT
    only punk ass bitches cant hit note above middle C.

    real men can hit notes all over the fucking place.

    take a listen to my profile under music. Men can hit falsetto like its their job. ...some of them it is
  • calibro

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    Jun 18, 2010 1:32 AM GMT
    i can sing it, but it's usually in the form of some punishment if an ex pisses me off and we're driving in a car together
  • Sk8Tex

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    Jun 18, 2010 1:38 AM GMT
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    Jun 18, 2010 1:41 AM GMT
    Delivis saidC'mon guys, real men never let their voice go above middle C.






    P.S. Please keep your satire deterctors on high.


    Sure it's okay. But they can't cross their legs when sitting down... that's crossing the line.
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    Jun 18, 2010 1:50 AM GMT
    Actually, the male voice in falsetto is the most beautiful sound to the human ear..


    (It's been studied!)
  • Iluros

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    Jun 18, 2010 1:52 AM GMT
    UrsaMajor saidThere is no such thing as a real man.


    There's not, but when you're up against a cold-hearted bitch with a 14" strap on, you won't know the difference. icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 18, 2010 1:52 AM GMT
    Absolutely. Exhibit A (song starts at 1.34)

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    Jun 18, 2010 1:53 AM GMT
  • barriehomeboy

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    Jun 18, 2010 1:54 AM GMT
    Only if you're living in Elizabeathen England and on the stage pretending to be a woman.
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    Jun 18, 2010 1:54 AM GMT
  • bradsmith

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    Jun 18, 2010 2:00 AM GMT
    I was under the impression that real men really don't care what others think of their singing...
    (grin)
  • bradsmith

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    Jun 18, 2010 2:00 AM GMT
    I was under the impression that real men really don't care what others think of their singing...
    (grin)
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    Jun 18, 2010 2:02 AM GMT
    It depends on whether I'm wearing a fucking dress! What's it to ya? icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 18, 2010 2:06 AM GMT
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    Jun 18, 2010 2:09 AM GMT
    prince seems to do okay with it icon_smile.gif diamond and pearl looked pretty sasstified to me in the "Cream" video
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    Jun 18, 2010 2:33 AM GMT


    (Cool in a pre-Cambrian kinda way).
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    Jun 18, 2010 2:41 AM GMT
    Chris Martin from Coldplay - one of the most beautiful falsetto ever. Is he not 'real man' enough for you?