PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT - Don't Put Stuff Up Your Butt That Does Not Belong There

  • metta

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    Jun 20, 2010 7:32 PM GMT
    STATING THE OBVIOUS

    I thought that this was obvious, but since speaking to a friend that works in a hospital, I guess it is very common for people to get things stuck up their ass. It is also pretty common for people to damage their colon, which can be very dangerous and may result in an infection, and in worse case scenarios, possibly lead to death.

    Do not put fruits, vegetables, bottles or anything else up your ass that has not been designed to go up there. Stick to things such as adult toys that have been proven to be safe and condom covered penises. Things can get stuck and break off up there.

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    Jun 20, 2010 8:26 PM GMT
    Oh blow it out your ass. Quite literally. icon_razz.gif
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    Jun 20, 2010 8:52 PM GMT
    metta8 saidSTATING THE OBVIOUS

    I thought that this was obvious, but since speaking to a friend that works in a hospital, I guess it is very common for people to get things stuck up their ass. It is also pretty common for people to damage their colon, which can be very dangerous and may result in an infection, and in worse case scenarios, possibly lead to death.

    Do not put fruits, vegetables, bottles or anything else up your ass that has not been designed to go up there. Stick to things such as adult toys that have been proven to be safe and condom covered penises. Things can get stuck and break off up there.





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  • rnch

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    Jun 20, 2010 9:51 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidOh blow it out your ass. Quite literally. icon_razz.gif
    BAA-WOOOSSSHHHHHHHH!! icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 20, 2010 10:17 PM GMT
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  • metta

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    Jun 21, 2010 2:06 AM GMT
    Sporty_g said
    metta8 saidSTATING THE OBVIOUS

    I thought that this was obvious, but since speaking to a friend that works in a hospital, I guess it is very common for people to get things stuck up their ass. It is also pretty common for people to damage their colon, which can be very dangerous and may result in an infection, and in worse case scenarios, possibly lead to death.

    Do not put fruits, vegetables, bottles or anything else up your ass that has not been designed to go up there. Stick to things such as adult toys that have been proven to be safe and condom covered penises. Things can get stuck and break off up there.





    Personal experience? ..I sense a good story...(getting pop corn)...OK let us know what happened ...Please! icon_lol.gif


    haha....nope...not me....just crazy stories from a neighbor friend. icon_smile.gif

    I just thought that it was important to mention since it is so common in hospitals. One of the problems is that when it does happen, people wait for it to come out because they are too embarrassed to go to the hospital until it gets really bad. And having something stuck up there, especially if it is it has any sharp points or food, can rupture your colon and cause an infection.

    If it does happen, do not wait very long to go to the hospital. Because it can be very dangerous.
  • Import

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    Jun 21, 2010 2:19 AM GMT
    I saw a video once called one guy one jar. .

    basiaclly, he puts a glass jar up his ass and the thing shatters while it's up there. Needless to say blood was everywhere icon_smile.gif
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    Jun 21, 2010 2:33 AM GMT
    Import saidI saw a video once called one guy one jar. .

    basiaclly, he puts a glass jar up his ass and the thing shatters while it's up there. Needless to say blood was everywhere icon_smile.gif



    NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
  • cowboyathlete

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    Jun 21, 2010 2:38 AM GMT
    There was a porn video some years ago of a guy moving a long neck bottle (as in bottle of beer) in and out of his ass. At least in that case it was made to fit.
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    Jun 21, 2010 2:44 AM GMT
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    Jun 21, 2010 2:44 AM GMT
    this one time at band camp...
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    Jun 21, 2010 2:46 AM GMT
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    Jun 21, 2010 2:51 AM GMT
    Even adult sex toys can be poorly designed and can get "lost" inside.

    Put those mother fuckers inside condoms so that at least you have something to tug on to pull them out if they go a little too far up. It also keep the toy more sanitary.
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    Jun 21, 2010 2:55 AM GMT
    GAMRican saidEven adult sex toys can be poorly designed and can get "lost" inside.

    Put those mother fuckers inside condoms so that at least you have something to tug on to pull them out if they go a little too far up. It also keep the toy more sanitary.


    or here's a tip...DON"T LET GO OF WHATEVER IT IS YOU"RE SHOVING UP YOUR ASS!

    Where's that PSA on network TV!?
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    Jun 21, 2010 3:06 AM GMT
    ewe_nik said
    Import saidI saw a video once called one guy one jar. .

    basiaclly, he puts a glass jar up his ass and the thing shatters while it's up there. Needless to say blood was everywhere icon_smile.gif



    NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


    Is this foreal??
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    Jun 21, 2010 3:10 AM GMT
    this is worth reading...the full article is linked below and it's about gerbil stuffing. very funny shit.

    Brace yourself, toots. What follows is not for the weak of stomach. For starters, an awful lot of stuff has been found where that gerbil was found. The medical journals list, among other things, the following astonishing array:

    A bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup, an ax handle, a nine-inch zucchini, countless dildoes and vibrators including one 14-inch model complete with two D-cell batteries, a plastic spatula, a 9-1/2-inch water bottle, a deodorant bottle, a Coke bottle, a large bottle cap, numerous other bottles, a 3-1/2-inch Japanese glass float ball, an 11-inch carrot, an antenna rod, a 150-watt light bulb, a 100-watt frosted bulb, a cucumber, a screwdriver, four rubber balls, 72-1/2 jeweler's saws (all from one patient, but not all at the same time, although 29 were discovered on one occasion), a paperweight, an apple, an onion, a plastic toothbrush package, two bananas, a frozen pig's tail (it got stuck when it thawed), a ten-inch length of broomstick, an 18-inch umbrella handle and central rod, a plantain encased in a condom, two Vaseline jars, a whiskey bottle with a cord attached, a teacup, an oil can, a six-by-five-inch tool box weighing 22 ounces, a six-inch stone weighing two pounds (in the latter two cases the patients died due to intestinal obstruction), a baby powder can, a test tube, a ball-point pen, a peanut butter jar, candles, baseballs, a sand-filled bicycle inner tube, sewing needles, a flashlight, a half-filled tobacco pouch, a turnip, a pair of eyeglasses, a hard-boiled egg, a carborundum grindstone (with handle), a suitcase key, a syringe, a file, tumblers and glasses, a polyethylene waste trap from the U-bend of a sink, and much, much more.


    The Straight Dope: Is it true what they say about gerbil stuffing?
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    Jun 21, 2010 3:15 AM GMT
    cucumbers up in the butt is not hot : (
  • Celticmusl

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    Jun 21, 2010 3:18 AM GMT
    I worked for a prominent international Medical Benefits Insurance company and the most "widely spread"(pun intended) insurance claim stories was the bottles up the ass etc. It did seem to be a very common medical claim.
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    Jun 21, 2010 3:20 AM GMT
    Ricovelas said
    ewe_nik said
    Import saidI saw a video once called one guy one jar. .

    basiaclly, he puts a glass jar up his ass and the thing shatters while it's up there. Needless to say blood was everywhere icon_smile.gif



    NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


    Is this foreal??


    Yes it is real... i saw this movie almost a year ago. take a look if your stomach is strong enough.

    http://www.stileproject.com/videos/1376/1-guy-1-jar.html
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    Jun 21, 2010 3:22 AM GMT
    GBRelentless said
    Ricovelas said
    ewe_nik said
    Import saidI saw a video once called one guy one jar. .

    basiaclly, he puts a glass jar up his ass and the thing shatters while it's up there. Needless to say blood was everywhere icon_smile.gif



    NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


    Is this foreal??


    Yes it is real... i saw this movie almost a year ago. take a look if your stomach is strong enough.

    http://www.stileproject.com/videos/1376/1-guy-1-jar.html
    oh that old video hehehe
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    Jun 21, 2010 3:23 AM GMT
    IsmeIvan1990 said
    GBRelentless said
    Ricovelas said
    ewe_nik said
    Import saidI saw a video once called one guy one jar. .

    basiaclly, he puts a glass jar up his ass and the thing shatters while it's up there. Needless to say blood was everywhere icon_smile.gif



    NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


    Is this foreal??


    Yes it is real... i saw this movie almost a year ago. take a look if your stomach is strong enough.

    http://www.stileproject.com/videos/1376/1-guy-1-jar.html
    oh that old video hehehe


    ha ha ha, i know. he has other videos as well, including the use of screw drivers, lol.
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    Jun 21, 2010 3:25 AM GMT
    GBRelentless said
    IsmeIvan1990 said
    GBRelentless said
    Ricovelas said
    ewe_nik said
    Import saidI saw a video once called one guy one jar. .

    basiaclly, he puts a glass jar up his ass and the thing shatters while it's up there. Needless to say blood was everywhere icon_smile.gif



    NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


    Is this foreal??


    Yes it is real... i saw this movie almost a year ago. take a look if your stomach is strong enough.

    http://www.stileproject.com/videos/1376/1-guy-1-jar.html
    oh that old video hehehe


    ha ha ha, i know. he has other videos as well, including the use of screw drivers, lol.
    .....oh wow...and i couldnt bare to watch 3 guys 1 hammer....
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    Jun 21, 2010 3:26 AM GMT
    IsmeIvan1990 said

    ha ha ha, i know. he has other videos as well, including the use of screw drivers, lol.
    .....oh wow...and i couldnt bare to watch 3 guys 1 hammer....

    At least its not the video of the guy getting done by the horse icon_redface.gif
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    Jun 21, 2010 3:31 AM GMT
    You know what it might be like 2 girls one cup..... I'll pass
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    Jun 21, 2010 3:32 AM GMT
    Ricovelas saidYou know what it might be like 2 girls one cup..... I'll pass


    more like: One guy, One Prolapse, lol