Got Wood?

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    Jun 21, 2010 9:54 PM GMT
    So today sitting in lunch I randomly got hard and I could not leave for a couple of mins.icon_redface.gif

    That leads to my question, where have you gotten hard when it was not appropriateicon_question.gif

    I am assuming this may get quite interesting.
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    Jun 22, 2010 12:25 AM GMT
    LOL well....as a chiropractor....there have been a some ackward moments when men have got up from my table with a woody without even knowing it, or have had to ask for a minute before getting up LOL

    for me??? hmmmm at a funeral....... i know.....BAD!
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    Jun 22, 2010 12:29 AM GMT
    Meh. It happens at work on occasion.

    My job can get repetitive, so my mind sometimes wanders ;)
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    Jun 22, 2010 12:34 AM GMT
    I'll get them during meetings at work. I tend to zone, which usually leads to boners.

    I think the most awkward was I got one while furniture shopping with a friend of mine. I was jumping on beds to...test them...for stability, and my mind got away from me.
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    Jun 22, 2010 12:35 AM GMT
    I got hard when I was a teenager while serving communion in church one Sunday. I'm surprised the pastor didn't notice and offer to help. icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 22, 2010 12:37 AM GMT
    Funny thing, I was in the health food store and I got a blood surge near the banana booth. An old woman looked at me and I felt stupid. I was standing straight up and noticeable in my gym shorts....UGH! NO POCKETS....I had to hide behind the basket!
  • calibro

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    Jun 22, 2010 12:40 AM GMT
    i was with this guy and we were both naked and i totally didn't have the hots for him but i closed my eyes and thought of matt damon and that got me hard, which was bad because he then thought i was interested in him and we had to have sex. true story.
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    Jun 22, 2010 12:43 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidI got hard when I was a teenager while serving communion in church one Sunday. I'm surprised the pastor didn't notice and offer to help. icon_lol.gif


    Hahaha the tent in your robe shouldve given him the clue!
    OMG this is funny, and i'm a catholic, lol!
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    Jun 22, 2010 12:45 AM GMT
    I was teaching Spin a couple weeks ago. I was running late and didn't a chance to blow a wad. Well, the continuous pressure on my spot and the feel of the lycra kept getting too much and I just popped one. I had to think of vajayjay while leading the class through (get ready for it) climbs and jumps whilst not saying what I was thinking. Talk about an eye-opener. Ever since, I've had more girls come to class. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jun 22, 2010 12:46 AM GMT
    HomingDevice saidI take it you use GasX also.


    how is it possible that i understood that and yet didn't icon_question.gif
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    Jun 22, 2010 12:49 AM GMT
    HomingDevice saidI take it you use GasX also.


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  • jgymnast733

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    Jun 22, 2010 12:50 AM GMT
    Standing at the mirror in the gym shaving.....I didnt even attempt to hid it because i wanted this hot fucking guy to know what i'm workin with..icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 22, 2010 12:50 AM GMT
    calibro saidi was with this guy and we were both naked and i totally didn't have the hots for him but i closed my eyes and thought of matt damon and that got me hard, which was bad because he then thought i was interested in him and we had to have sex. true story.

    You left out the important fact of WHY you were both naked together, and yet you weren't expecting nor want sex with him? Was this in a locker room?
  • calibro

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    Jun 22, 2010 12:52 AM GMT
    Wilton said
    calibro saidi was with this guy and we were both naked and i totally didn't have the hots for him but i closed my eyes and thought of matt damon and that got me hard, which was bad because he then thought i was interested in him and we had to have sex. true story.

    You left out the important fact of WHY you were both naked together, and yet you weren't expecting nor want sex with him? Was this in a locker room?


    fraternity party, i sleep in the buff, had too much to drink, and another brother came into the room
  • NashRugger

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    Jun 22, 2010 12:53 AM GMT
    The most akward was giving a hurricane briefing to ALL the commands on the base, I was having an affair with a really hot pilot and he was there in the front row as CO of a VP wing. I went behind the podium and adjusted it up, but I was told many noticed, but didn't really care.

    It was the Navy for fucks sake!
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    Jun 22, 2010 12:56 AM GMT
    School. I was getting my scalp massaged and apparently sat JUST the right way, and I had basketball shorts on.


    People got to talking in a good way after that, but I wasn't out yet. lmao.
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    Jun 22, 2010 12:56 AM GMT
    futuresooner saidThe most akward was giving a hurricane briefing to ALL the commands on the base, I was having an affair with a really hot pilot and he was there in the front row as CO of a VP wing. I went behind the podium and adjusted it up, but I was told many noticed, but didn't really care.

    It was the Navy for fucks sake!


    **fucking funny** lmao...

    Great stories so far everyone!
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    Jun 22, 2010 12:58 AM GMT
    Yup... most embarrassing time was while standing battalion inspection.. Ya can't adjust a damn thing!
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    Jun 22, 2010 1:01 AM GMT
    calibro said
    HomingDevice saidI take it you use GasX also.


    how is it possible that i understood that and yet didn't


    iguanaSF saidWins Post of the Month for June.


    I'm telling you, it's a robot. Nobody seems to get that. It's programmed to go off every so often, starting random threads about...well...nothing. And random posts.
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    Jun 22, 2010 1:41 AM GMT
    I used to hate getting boners at work. Or when I have friends over to the house.

    Probably the most awkward boner moment I've had recently is at my boyfriends. His parents still treat him like he's in his early teens.. one of the most common things they'll do is just WALK into his room unannounced. Since I come over sometimes very late, they're not always aware that I'm there (in which case they won't barge in) Suffice to say there have been a few mornings where they've come in to gather up laundry or.. who knows.. and found me passed out drooling, boner up, MOST of the time just tenting my boxers because it's so friggin hot in his room I don't sleep with his blanket.

    All I'm saying is it's an interesting feeling to wake up.. look over your morning wood to stare into the shocked eyes of your potential mother in-law.
  • Rickjock

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    Jun 22, 2010 1:47 AM GMT
    I have one gotten wood while on the Ellytical at the gym. I had to continue with my workout and it didn't hide well in my gym short. I think a couple people noticed it. I think its pretty normal at the gym.
  • NashRugger

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    Jun 22, 2010 1:50 AM GMT
    ibelong2me said
    futuresooner saidThe most akward was giving a hurricane briefing to ALL the commands on the base, I was having an affair with a really hot pilot and he was there in the front row as CO of a VP wing. I went behind the podium and adjusted it up, but I was told many noticed, but didn't really care.

    It was the Navy for fucks sake!


    **fucking funny** lmao...

    Great stories so far everyone!

    I was blabbing on and on about millibars, direction movement, intensity forecast, blah, blah, blah, but I was thinking about the fuck session me and Mr. Man had the night before the entire time.

    Oh well, it was what it was, but nobody picked on me after that, lol.
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    Jun 22, 2010 1:51 AM GMT
    calibro saidi was with this guy and we were both naked and i totally didn't have the hots for him but i closed my eyes and thought of matt damon and that got me hard, which was bad because he then thought i was interested in him and we had to have sex. true story.


    you "had" to have sex with him??? really? lol. literally i laughed out loudicon_lol.gif but, i'm a nurse. and idk what it is about boxerbriefs, but i always get a hard on during my morning rounds when i wear them.
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    Jun 22, 2010 1:54 AM GMT
    at the gym when im stretching, something about tension in my legs gets me horny.
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    Jun 22, 2010 2:29 AM GMT
    unwanted wood...happens most often right after lunch driving in the truck. Tough to get it down until Ive walked for a minute.