Me.....such a hard question really!! I am an analysis crazy anthropologist that can never seem to turn off my brain. Obsessive compulsive exercise and chocolate junky.....recovering romantic....and Ibero-phile.

Hablo español de puta madre.....viví­a en Madrid 3 años. I am an introvert...shy.....reclusive....hermit....not interested in the vagaries of bar-talk (take your pick). I´m a fan of Guadalupe; Frida; Día de los Muertos......a good DARK chocolate; Tucson brownies; fruit with chile and límon........Shania; Gloria; Alanis; Pastora; Enrique; Canto del Loco; Madge............monsoon and the smell of palo verde; running at dawn......chihuahua masculinity; doggy kisses and cuddling at night; cleaning day; and long distance friendships!

I can´t stand mediocrity; (american) football (or any sport that involves flying projectiles really); racists; homophobes; misogynists (and whatever the reverse of that might be called?...mistestoynists?); Republicans (though some of you I HAVE to put up with); and wannabe artists....(either you are; or you aren´t --- for frick´s sake commit to SOMETHING); dancers who recycle moves they saw on MTV (didn´t that end in the jr. high talent show?! ART=ORIGINALITY); people who hold themselves and others to some sort of moral compass (todo vale y viva yo...no gracias!);.....and horror flicks (I usually see the back of my hand in those...yes I´m a wimp!);......and mud on a clean floor.

A good book can make my month....espresso fuels my day (American coffee=dirty water YUCK)....and candlelight and brownies with a big glass of milk before bed relax me....

PhD in Cultural Anthropology just your average everyday genius....well at least I try to be genius-like! Now if I could just find the software for that.......

Capoeira rules......a big hug to my capoeira family that got me back on my feet.....got me ginga-ing and made me fall in love with mandinga all over again! AXÉ

Who wants to meet guys? I´m here for the free toaster!

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