I'm a laid-back, low key, chill, chillaxin, relaxin, drama-free, zero attitude, no baggage guy who just likes to kick, chill, and hang. I like nothing better than to just chill with my drama-free, laid-back buds, you know, kickin it back, hangin-like.

I'm a masculine, straight-acting, manly, man's man, all-man, totally manly, non-fem, non-queeny, so-far-from gay-acting that you wouldn't even know I'm gay. All my laid back chill friends I hang with think i'm so not gay acting. Really so not gay.

Into sports, jock stuff, manly stuff, fighting, boxing, kickboxing, working up a sweat with my manly man buds, you know, all-man type guy stuff. Not into "the scene" or "the gay scene" or anything that even hints of a "scene."

Into same. Guys identical to me. Exactly like me. Can't imagine hangin or chillin or kicking with a guy if he isn't just like me.

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PS I used to participate in the forums a lot when I first joined, but now I have so many guys on my "ignore" list, that all the threads have a sort of random, non-sequitorial quality that makes them very difficult to follow. All for the best, really. So, uh, message me. I don't bite. At least until I get to know you.

PPS I don't IM/Chat/Cam except on the rare occasions when the moon is full and the smell of burnt toast is coming from the East.

PPPS I use my small buddy list to track people I know pretty well in real life, so don't be offended if we've never interacted in real life and don't return your request. I've never understood the usefulness of the new Facebook-influenced definition of a buddy/friend that encompasses people you've never met. I guess that makes me an old guy.

OK, so I have a weakness for non-white guys, as you might surmise from my hot list. (Repeat: that's a "weakness," which is a different word than "requirement")

Also have a weakness for guys that aren't settled, externally or internally. Is that too abstract? I like abstract.

Oh, and guys that know "orientated" isn't a word? Very hot.

And guys with low body fat (doesn't matter how "big" you are).

And guys who have a prominent physical feature that most would consider a "flaw," like a scar, or a snaggle tooth, or stick-out ears (oh my do I love stick-out ears), or who stutter, or limp, or...

Guys who like both Laurie Anderson and Prokofiev

...and both In-n-Out Burger and the French Laundry

...and both cats and dogs.

...and both liberals and conservatives

And guys who get all goosebumpy when I scratch the back of their necks, or gently bite their ears.

And guys who are funny in so many layers that their sense of humor converges to some kind of absurdist conceptual art.

And guys who aren't "freaked out" by things.

And guys that don't "hate" things.

And guys who are polite when it's hard to be.

And guys that aren't afraid to hold a baby. So hot.

And guys who know how to operate a calendar and a clock and use them to make things happen.

And... oh hell. I like a lot of different things. Including guys that don't fit any of the above.

Is that too much information?

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