jlly_rnchr | Walking Backwards


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  • Jan 20, 2018 - 11:13 AM


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    About Me

    • Vote him Man of the Day
    • Member since: 10/21/07
    • Last active: More than a week ago
    • Age: 34
    • First location: Voorhees, New Jersey, United States
    • Second location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States
    • Travel location: Chicago, Illinois, United States
    • Relationship Status: Single
    • Looking for: Friends, Dating or Relationship, Training Buddies, Online Chat
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    My Stats and Info

    • Build: Athletic
    • Height: 5' 11''
    • Weight: 165 lbs
    • Waist: 32 inches
    • Chest:
    • Arms:
    • Hair color: Brown
    • Eye color: Brown
    • Ethnicity: White
    • My gym: The Sporting Club
    • Weight training: 3 times per week
      45 minutes per session
    • Cardio training: 3 times per week
      30 minutes per session
    • Sports I like: Baseball, Football (American), Running, Skiing, Tennis, Volleyball, Weight training
    • Other sports I like: Ladder Golf.
    • HIV status: HIV -
    • Safer sex?: Always


    "I'm like, very smart, and successful. And I'm hot, but I like don't even know it, which makes me even hotter."

    My name's Mike. I'm going to resist the urge to describe myself too thoroughly, because it's just an excuse to repeatedly compliment myself. I'll say I'm a decent guy. I used to regularly visit this site, but I took a break for a couple years. And now I'm back and better than ever! Ok, not really. But I am back.

    Odds and ends: I watch too much TV, I'm a staunch liberal, it takes me a long time to be myself around new people, I'm a romantic, I want to be Mindy Kaling when I grow up, I will talk over you and/or finish your sentence if I'm losing interest, I think I am far more clever than I actually am, I drink and smoke a cigarette somewhat often.

    I have Nike+ and would love to a have a friendly challenge with anyone, it's great motivation to run a little longer/faster. Username is also jlly_rnchr.

    "Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That's me: I'm not that."
    - Will Grayson, Will Grayson

    Guys I'm Looking To Meet

    Someone who is handsome and funny. Someone who likes kids. Someone able to deal with an anxious, somewhat awkward guy (i.e. me). I may be over 30, but I'm not sick of going out yet, so someone who hasn't transitioned to total homebody would be great. That being said, I do like to sprawl on the couch and watch an SVU marathon on occasion.

    Actually, I'm looking for him:

    - I wanted a guy with...Iooks, security, caring. Someone with their own place. Someone who said "Bless you" or "Gesundheit" when I sneezed. Someone who liked the same things as me, but not exactly. And someone who loves me.
    - Tall order.
    - Yeah, I scaled it down a little.
    - What is it now?
    - Someone who says "Gesundheit", although I prefer "bless you". It's nicer.


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