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  • Mar 19, 2018 - 10:45 PM


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    About Me

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    • Member since: 10/04/06
    • Last active: More than a week ago
    • Age: 46
    • First location: Austin, Texas, United States
    • Relationship Status: Single
    • Looking for: Friends, Dating or Relationship, Training Buddies
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    My Stats and Info

    • Build: Muscular
    • Height: 6' 0''
    • Weight: 180 lbs
    • Waist: 32 inches
    • Chest: 42 inches
    • Arms: 15 inches
    • Hair color: Blond
    • Eye color: Green
    • Ethnicity: White
    • My gym:
    • Weight training: 4 times per week
      45 minutes per session
    • Cardio training: 2 times per week
      30 minutes per session
    • Sports I like: Bodybuilding, Martial arts, Skiing, Swimming, Weight training
    • Other sports I like: Skydiving, scuba, rock climbing
    • HIV status: HIV -
    • Safer sex?: Always


    "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
    ~ Dr. Seuss

    Stuff I dig in no specific order: Acoustics, skydiving, Fringe, Robert Anton Wilson, real masculinity, radical honesty, total dorkiness, quantum physics, roughhousing, X-Men, classic rock, tech house, 50s jazz, 80s UK pop,, 70% cacao dark chocolate, parkour, analog synthesizers, Green Lantern, South Park, Amsterdam, deep space photography, getting nowhere but having fun anyway, facial hair, integrity, honor, courage, freshly brewed iced tea (any color), James Bond, John Steed, making out underwater, Banshee, guys who don't wear deodorant (but shower regularly), Berlin, Heroes, iPhones, Asperger's, Legion of Superheroes, David Lynch, David Cronenberg, neurochemistry, raspberries, goin' commando, Ableton Live, geranium oil, House, relentless ambition, Levi's, t-shirts, Family Guy, good ink, camping, Haribo Gummi Bears, and people who read profiles instead of just looking at the pics.

    Last books read: Prometheus Rising, This Is Your Brain On Music, The War of Art, Born On A Blue Day, Blink, Tipping Point.

    Favorite cars (chronologically): '63 Aston Martin DB5, '68 Ford Mustang, '78 Pontiac Trans-Am (t-tops only), '79 Triumph TR7, '81 Lancia Zagato, '82 De Lorean DMC-12, '85 Mercedes 380SL convertible, '92 Toyota MR2 Mk II, '97 Honda Del Sol, '05 Smart Roadster, '10 Chevy Camaro.

    What I dig in a guy: In addition to the above interests/attributes... Self-employment is hot, but not crucial. Dorkiness, on the other hand, is essential. Comic book fans, musicians, artists and scientists to the head of the line, please. Add a million bonus points if you were an outcast in high school. Subtract twice that amount if you were exceedingly popular. Disregard the points entirely if you were exceedingly popular and threw it all away to be yourself as an adult. Adversity builds character.

    Been in long relationships, been in short ones. Remain good friends with almost all of them.

    If you want to know more, message me and start a conversation. I'm pretty easygoing and love meeting new people. Heads up: I like discussions that go a bit deeper than The Pines and Lady Gaga's new whatever.

    In the interest of accuracy, enough of the pics on this page are less than a year old.

    Guys I'm Looking To Meet

    Secure, intelligent, confident, eccentric, masculine guys who aren't afraid to go on weekend roadtrips with no destination. I don't have a type, but this IS realjock, right?Just be yourself and laugh a lot. Laughing's more important than looking cool. And if you really want to make me swoon, be a genuinely nice guy.

    NOTE 1: Nothing personal, but I don't usually chat online and if I do, it's with someone who has a few clear - and recent - pics posted (Including face... Balls are more important than abs. Nuff said.)

    NOTE 2: Guys who purse their lips in an attempt to look sexy just end up looking like chicks. You know who you are. Stop it.

    NOTE 3: No matter how hot they are, someone is sick of their shit.


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