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  • Oct 28, 2016 - 7:57 PM


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    About Me

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    • Member since: 08/16/09
    • Last active: More than a week ago
    • Age: 28
    • First location: New York, New York, United States
    • Relationship Status: Single
    • Looking for: Friends, Dating or Relationship, Online Chat
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    My Stats and Info

    • Build: Defined
    • Height: 5' 8''
    • Weight: 154 lbs
    • Waist: 32 inches
    • Chest: 45 inches
    • Arms: 16 inches
    • Hair color: Black
    • Eye color: Brown
    • Ethnicity: Black
    • My gym:
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    • Sports I like: Boxing, Martial arts, Running
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    • HIV status: HIV -
    • Safer sex?: Always


    I am a well-meaning guy whose favourite past times include biking, counting ceiling-tiles and clumsily misusing the word 'Uranus.' I have been known to squint purposefully at the occasional inadimate object in wayward attempts at moving it with my mind. I like sports. I am working on a thesis that delves into childhood delusions and the pros and cons of obtaining a state of limitless ambition. I like ice scream. I like the outdoors. Especially when it's cold. I like to tilt my head back as far as it can go on moony nights and will myself to see the tiniest trace of a star. My fascination with fitness was cultivated by a childhood spent reading little booklets with the words 'Marvel' or 'DC' printed on the front of them, ogling openly at the well-proportioned physiques of the sketches inside. I like meeting new people and hearing their stories. I like cheesy pop songs with cliche' titles and predictable endings. I like to think about aesthetics and whether or not we-- as humans-- adapt to them or they to us. I once used the phrase 'down-to-pluto' when asked to describe my personality and regretted it shortly afterwards. I am lax and not nearly as insane as the above would lead one to believe.

    Turn offs include but are not limited to: internet trolls, ill-advised finger quoting, Country Metal, and guys with About me's longer than a David Foster Wallace novel.

    Guys I'm Looking To Meet

    Someone who'll help me "hide the body". The kind of friend who'll know everything there is to know about you-- down to your embarrasing pre-pubescent crush on Brian Krausse-- and who will like you anyways. The guy that is as real in spirit as he is in body.

    .....or.... Daniel Craig.


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