I still think it's a little presumptuous to put a profile of me on a "jock" site. I was the kid picked 2nd or 3rd from last for kickball (not last, I wasn't that pathetic). Through hard work and lots of eating, I broke out of my skinny genetics. Always looking to get bigger and have fun with it. Now just trying to be coordinated enough to really be called a "jock".

My goal is to keep gaining a pound of mass each month for about the next two years. 205 by June 2009. 215 by June 2010.

Gainfully employed marketing/communications manager. My dream is to be a screenwriter. I've written 6 full screenplays -- 2 made it to the semi-finals of national contests. Now I'm working on one I'm really excited about, collaborating with college friends in the biz.

I live in Minneapolis with my amazing 9 year old autistic son. He's the toughest dude you'll ever meet. And he can charm any lady who crosses his path.

I meditate every morning to help me find patience with my son and with the world at large. I'm usually the calm in the middle of a storm.

I am enough of a geek to create workout programs in Word and then print them out and put them in a binder to carry around when I work out. I switch out my weightlifting program about every 8 weeks -- and set goals for those 8 weeks, the next 6 months, 1 year, 2 years, etc. I'm happy to share my routines with anyone who wants them.

**Please take 2 minutes to verify your profile. When my Grandma started talking to pictures of people who didn't exist, we had to put her in a home. **

Single for almost 3 years after an 11 year LTR. I feel more like myself than I have in a long time. I'm taking time to reconnect old friendships and find new ones.

I've had a lot of fun being single -- yes, the kind of "fun" you're thinking and also just enjoying life. But now I'm ready to find the 1 guy who encourages me to always do my best. The guy who laughs at the right time and also calls me on my crap. The guy who realizes there are many more dreams to achieve by always kicking each other in the ass when needed.

I don't really have a type, but I get along well with guys who are ambitious but also have balance in their lives. I find myself attracted to younger guys and not just because they have pecs that defy gravity and tight little abs that look like they had vital organs removed. Many of them still see so many possibilities in their lives. I've rebooted my life in the past year and like hanging out with guys who haven't defined themselves (that sounds really lesbian-y, but you probably know what I mean).

However, there's nothing sexier than a guy who stays in great shape and remembers SUPERTRAIN and the bicentennial.

Guys who can make me laugh -- and laugh at themselves, please move to the front of the line. Guys who set goals and achieve them with little fanfare, keep coming forward. Guys who are confident but never cocky or rude, take another step forward. Nice guys with a wild streak, drop me a line.

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