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    About Me

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    • Member since: 10/08/09
    • Last active: More than a week ago
    • Age: 27
    • First location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
    • Relationship Status: Single
    • Looking for: Friends, Dating or Relationship, Hookup, Training Buddies
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    My Stats and Info

    • Build: Defined
    • Height: 5' 9''
    • Weight: 145 lbs
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    • Hair color: Brown
    • Eye color: Blue
    • Ethnicity: White
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    • Sports I like: Cycling, Hockey, Running, Swimming, Tennis, Triathlon, Kayaking, Rock Climbing
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    • HIV status: HIV -
    • Safer sex?: Always


    Intelligent, witty, down to earth. Interested in politics, sport, culture, film. If you can hold your own in conversation then I might just talk to you. Anything starting off with "wanna fuck" or something along those lines is immediately discarded. Humour (of any variety) is appreciated. Sex talk isn't. Nor are knob pics. I never understand why guys, rather than showing their face, send me a picture of their penis. Come on, no matter how big, thick, or "magical" it is, even the most beautiful knob in the world looks like nothing more than a naked mole (indeed just type "naked mole rat" into a search engine of your choice and voila you'll see what i mean - urgh). They aren't exactly pretty appendages i must say. I'd rather see your face, please, or failing that a nicely toned body, if you have one.

    I'm not into camp guys at all. In fact, if you're even slightly camp i'll be turned off.

    If I don't answer then most likely I'm not interested. Sorry, I'm a picky guy, it's nothing personal.

    Germans, Aussies and Sith Ethricans are especially encouraged to get in touch - those accents can work wonders, that's for sure.

    Würde gern mein deutsch üben wenn es moeglich wäre.

    Guys I'm Looking To Meet

    Blonde. Blue eyes. Tanned. Toned (well, somewhat built). Six Foot. Accent. HOT. As masculine as...well, something very masculine. aka. Straight-Acting.

    Well, we can dream, can't we?

    I'm not really that picky. I mostly just want someone to be intelligent and witty. You can be the most attractive guy in the world but if you don't know how many states there are in the US than you are one ugly son of a bitch in my eyes. Be funny, be cute, be fun. Then maybe, just maybe, I'll be happy ; )


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