pinkpalm | just another poet/journalist undergrad..

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  • pinkpalm
  • May 25, 2018 - 3:06 PM


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    About Me

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    • Member since: 10/23/06
    • Last active: More than a week ago
    • Age: 31
    • First location: Silver Spring, Maryland, United States
    • Second location: Washington, District Of Columbia, United States
    • Relationship Status: Single
    • Looking for: Friends, Dating or Relationship, Hookup, Training Buddies, Online Chat, Web Cam
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    My Stats and Info

    • Build: Average
    • Height: 5' 8''
    • Weight: 165 lbs
    • Waist: 32 inches
    • Chest: 40 inches
    • Arms: 14 inches
    • Hair color: Brown
    • Eye color: Blue
    • Ethnicity: White
    • My gym: home and biking to work
    • Weight training: 4 times per week
      70 minutes per session
    • Cardio training: 4 times per week
      30 minutes per session
    • Sports I like: Bodybuilding, Cycling, Running, Soccer, Swimming, Tennis, Weight training, Wrestling
    • Other sports I like: Badminton! And sex, of course.
    • HIV status: HIV -
    • Safer sex?: Always


    Before I forget: you can find out even more random crap about me at my blog ( and on my twitter (!/palmerpink). I'm a writer and happen to like sex with men. Like a whole helluva lot.

    Now that that's taken care of, my name's Chris Palmer, though plenty of people call me "Tophie" these days and plenty still call me "Palmer". In a word I suppose you could describe me as "outrageous"; apparently, I can take some getting used to....

    *** Lately, I've been back at the gym and couldn't be happier (or feel sexier...unless I get even bufferer...which would be sexy.....). Anyone in the Silver Spring/Wheaton area looking for a gym partner, lemme know! also, anyone looking to talk muscle/workouts/other hotthings, lemme know! :) ***

    Honestly my interests range all over the place. Movies, astrophysics, books, Doctor Who, poetry, working out, music, hot guys, irony, linguistics, politics, first kisses, languages, anything creative, computers, fonts & typeface, mythology, and shittons else. If left unchecked, it's entirely possible I may, unintentionally, attempt to cover in the course of any single conversation.

    That being said, I actually enjoy listening, too.

    I can be both sarcastic and tender, and generally love irony regardless of good taste or bad. I love to laugh and I love to make others laugh. When I can I like to be insightful, informative, or at the least not entirely ignorant. However, I don't like taking anything too seriously, as you'll soon realize.

    I think I mentioned I'm a writer. I can be one of those flighty creative types (usually more of the grave creative types, though), absurdly logical (though often choosing to be logically absurd), or endlessly poetic (or poetically endless--wait a second...).

    My penname (and nickname these days) is Tophie Palmer; "Chris Palmer" just isn't gonna sell. lulz aside, the two biggest facets/drives of my personality, I'd wager, are exploration and expression.

    As mentioned above, I blog. Currently, and admittedly historically, that's been the bulk of my writing career. As my life falls into place, I hope to make more time for my writing projects again; naturally they'll be posted there. Or published, if I should be so lucky.

    So, that's me, folks. Well, no; not really; that's a heavily redacted/neutered version of me. Oh well. Guess you'll just have to find out what I'm all about for yourself.


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