I'm a voracious reader who spends more time than is healthy buried in books. I even read on the toilet.

One day I will be a High School History Teacher and I will influence the young teenage minds of dozens of boys and girls and open them up to the wonders of ancient battles and historical customs and stories. Which 99% of them will ignore.

I’m a War vet. I got to spend a year living on the banks of the Tigris River in the heart of ancient Mesopotamia, and I got to dodge mortars. Exercise is more effective than anti-depressants.

I'm a displaced Yankee. I claim Boston as my home of origin although my family lives in CT and, like any good Yankee, I spent ten years living in central Florida in my childhood. Since leaving the north for 'work' reasons, I've lived in SC, KY, AZ, MD and that year in the Middle East. I still have a little bit of a funny accent though. "Yo, I'm wicked stAAvin', ova he'ear!"

I’m a SCAdian. For those not in the know, that means I’m a member of the Society for Creative Anachronism, a medieval recreation group. I dress up in armor and beat my friends with wooden swords. Afterward, we dress up in tunics and eat dinner with our hands while drinking homebrewed meads and such.

I am NOT normal in any way. Pretty abnormal in fact.

SEX: Please to not message me with blatant sexual shite. Playful, insincere inuendo is perfectly fine, generally if we've chatted before.

ME: I am a jackass, a cut up. I have a sick sense of humor. Do not be offened. I do not get offened.

The GOAL: Today is 17 September 2008 and I am 28 years old. In 486 days I will be 30 years old. On that day I will:

~Have a 30 inch waist
~Have 10% BF or less
~buy a Harley Davidson motorcycle

Come away o'Human Child
To woods and waters wild
with a Fairy hand in hand
'for the world is more full of weeping
than you can understand.


The All-Father wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won't live one instant longer. Your fate is fixed. Fear profits a man nothing.

Our doubts are traitors,
And make us lose the good we oft might win
By fearing to attempt.

Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall.

Behaviour that’s admired is the path to power among people everywhere.

Let whoever can win glory before death. When a warrior is gone, that will be his best and only bulwark.

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