I'm straight edge:

I don't drink

I don't smoke

I don't fuck

But at least I can THINK

I'm vegetarian. No, being vegetarian doesn't have anything to do with sxe. I'm an artist, a musician, a writer. I'm a weird guy; I don't 'fit'. I wouldn't have it any other way. I'm an 'uke'. A 'bottom'. No, I don't switch. Nope, not even a little. No, seriously man, I just don't. No, not even once. No.

I know who I am, who I want to be, what I want and what I need. I want a husband someday. I love animals, nature, the earth, science. I'm very eclectic. I love to cook, to read.. I have simple desires and tastes. I like to kiss in the rain. I like to snuggle when it's cold and laze around when it's hot. I like playing outside, and cute things, bright colours and the ocean.

Don't talk about politics or religion to me.

I'm pretty feminine for a man. Deal with it.

I'm just a little bit different. Are you?

And by the way: If your main pic is something other than your face, save us both the time and piss off. I won't respond to you.

GUYS I'M LOOKING TO MEET

I don't care what you look like, or how much money you make. How much weight you can move. How you dress. Where you're from. What kind of car you drive. That kind of petty bullshit doesn't impress me at all. You wanna' impress me? Show me you have a strong mind, a heart, a soul. Show me that you have the nuts to show your tenderness, your vulnerability, your passion. Show me that you're not selfish, materialistic, vain or shallow. Show me that you're not afraid to love and be loved.

No romance = no rump. No amour = no ass. No time = no tail. Get the picture?

My dealbreakers are very few and very firm:

NO drugs. Pot, coke, I don't care. None of it.

NO smokers. I'm allergic to it and I hate the smell.

NO kids. I don't want 'em. I just can't, it's a deep part of me.

Other than that, I'm super easy to get along with! I'm friendly, I've just never been popular and never cared to be, so I'm not socially graceful. What I lack in social niceties, I make up for in honesty; I don't believe in bullshitting someone just to be sweet. I say what I feel, for better or worse, out of respect for people. Because I want people to be honest with me so I want to be honest with them.

At the very least, you can know that I'm not gonna' play games with you, jerk you around or blow smoke. I'm real. And all of my beginnings are ready to bloom. ♥