thatirishbastard | Redefining 'Evil Bastard' since 1987

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  • Mar 21, 2018 - 3:37 AM


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    About Me

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    • Member since: 05/02/12
    • Last active: More than a week ago
    • Age: 30
    • First location: Chicago, Illinois, United States
    • Second location: Clifden, Galway, Ireland
    • Relationship Status: Single
    • Looking for: Friends, Dating or Relationship, Training Buddies, Online Chat
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    My Stats and Info

    • Build: Slim
    • Height: 6' 0''
    • Weight: 155 lbs
    • Waist: 32 inches
    • Chest:
    • Arms:
    • Hair color: Brown
    • Eye color: Blue
    • Ethnicity: White
    • My gym: FFC
    • Weight training: 3 times per week
      30 minutes per session
    • Cardio training: 7 times per week
      60 minutes per session
    • Sports I like: Badminton, Cycling, Gymnastics, Hiking, Kayaking, Kickboxing, Rowing, Rugby, Running, Sailing, Snowboarding, Soccer, Surfing, Swimming, Triathlon, Weight training, Wrestling
    • Other sports I like: Parkour
      Knife throwing
      Back home in Ireland, dance is considered a sport before it's an art, and I did it for 20 years.
      I also raced ponies.
    • HIV status: HIV -
    • Safer sex?: Always


    My idea of a good time involves a pub, a couple of fiddles, a tin whistle, a pair of hardshoes and a pint or two.

    I consider myself rather clever, or as the Americans say, "a smartass with a big mouth."

    I am incapable of taking a picture without a snarky face.

    I don't have an accent. You talk funny.

    I work out because I know I'd be the first to die in the Hunger Games.

    The potato jokes have gotten old. Yes, my country has many, and yes, the famine is in fact over.

    As my name implies, I am in fact Irish. I was born there. And unless you were too, telling me how Irish you are only gets an eyeroll and a resigned laugh.

    But in all reality, I'm a good bloke who enjoys life and likes to believe he's a friendly, down to earth man who's filled with plenty of fun. Even if my mates decribe me as the most evil arsehole they've ever met.

    Guys I'm Looking To Meet

    Nothing wrong with a new mate or two, as long as you're honest, open and willing to have a grand time. I suppose my ideal man would be someone who:

    Doesn't flinch when I pull throwing knives out of my boots, but instead says "Hey, can I see that?!"

    Doesn't take offense to my bastardish, arsehole sense of humour but sees it as a challenge to be matched with wit and enthusiasm.

    Views extreme culture shock as the ultimate high.

    Is accepting of my various nerdgasms. Bonus points if you join in.

    Loves physical activity and exercise, especially finding new things to try.

    Understands that I'm enthusiastic about sports, that I love watching and playing them, but once in a while I just open my mouth and Irish dance pours out.

    Knows that not everything I've said here can be taken 100% seriously.


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