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    About Me

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    • Member since: 11/19/08
    • Last active: More than a week ago
    • Age: 34
    • First location: Huntington Beach, California, United States
    • Relationship Status: Single
    • Looking for: Friends, Dating or Relationship, Training Buddies, Online Chat
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    My Stats and Info

    • Build: Defined
    • Height: 5' 7''
    • Weight: 145 lbs
    • Waist: 30 inches
    • Chest:
    • Arms:
    • Hair color: Brown
    • Eye color: Green
    • Ethnicity: Other
    • My gym: Home
    • Weight training: 4 times per week
      70 minutes per session
    • Cardio training: 4 times per week
      20 minutes per session
    • Sports I like: Bodybuilding, Cycling, Golf, Running, Skating, Skiing, Snowboarding, Soccer, Swimming, Tennis, Weight training, Volleyball
    • Other sports I like:
    • HIV status: HIV -
    • Safer sex?: Always


    I'm interested in a lot of things. Here's some of "a lot of things": drawing, painting, comedy, skiing, music, songwriting, environmental issues, politics, movies, swimming, jogging, tennis, weights, architecture, psychology, world cultures/anthropology, traveling and animals. I like to see and try new things - explore the world. I hope to invade as many countries as possible before I croak...like a frog. I'm really into fitness, health and nutrition. I think it's interesting to see changes in people from exercise and diet.

    If you want, take a look at my drawings, photos, clothes and random stuff, at www.zazzle.com/rainbringslife*

    I know I've written all of three minutes worth of reading, but someone who I'd really like to meet would take those few minutes because I would do the same for you. I'd like to move back to southern CA soon. So...When the Pawn does this thing and that thing...When the Pawn, otherwise known as George W. listens to the voice that he thinks is his brain, he adjusts his earpiece and does what Dick and Condie tell him to do. Well, I try to only have anything to do with a pawn when playing chess, which is rare. At the end of the W. term, I was waiting for him to replace one of his secretaries with Paris Hilton, AKA the walking STD. Our country is not only at war in Jihadville. They seem to be doing it every day with each other. When people are divided and battling each other on two ships in the ocean - yes they all fit on two ships - I am referring to Americans, the two sides and no more people - and they're screaming for people to pick one side or else "ca-chhh" (a knife sound), I'm going to run off the plank and into the shark-infested water because it'll be safer and friendlier than either group of moronic nuts. Yeah, categories are so Puritan-time. There is a reason they were banished from England. We have the great privilege of having these rejects shape our culture in a long-lasting and thrilling way. So lucky we are! To me, things in life aren't as easy as "one thing vs. the other" black and white. Maybe you've also had the eye-opening experience of stepping into some crystal blue water you thought was clean and pretty, until you stepped onto a starfish pooping out the very sand you're stepping on, and the brown "sand" starts flying around the pretty water. Eeewww! I refuse to fill out these checklists provided here. They're nosy biiatches. How many people actually fully follow a religion? Our great examples - Reverend Buy-a-Guy and Father Michael Jackson. Human emotions are very complicated. I like individuals who I like, and I may grow to like you or dislike you regardless of how you look, so be an attractive self. My first crush was Minnie Mouse, so what does that info tell you? FYI, disguised sea-monster-bridezillas scare me. We're all from Africa originally, so how many of those "race" boxes can I check? Maybe "human race" would work. You know y'all are weird - admit it! People trying to look all glamorous prancing around - they just look like some cats on catnip preening themselves for something, such as for the popular pastime of many - getting drunk. Or there are those ones acting all business-like and proper. Degos, please! I can say this one 'cause I'm Italian-American otherwise some paprika and cheese would be flying right now. People's computers would have a field-day if they learned how to speak - telling us all about all the crazy stuff they look at on the internet - explaining how they wipe boogers on their navy blue suit sleeves and stuff their faces with chips, while reading about some fat, rich, fake-blond hoochie who died on an island and wondering what it would be like to become her and let people touch their double-stacked fake breasts. Whoo - weird, weird people! Ya'know. Speaking of weird, somehow I managed to stay in Boy Scouts for years, earned Eagle Scout and belonged to a troop that wasn't a bunch of 1950s rejects. I know it's hard to believe for me too. Some unenlightened folk think it's weird I eat vegetarian and am a bit of a healthy eating and exercising psycho, but I do love pizza and deserts and gobble them up when I fancy. I like to rationalize them being healthy, such as the vegetables on the pizza and the carrots in a carrot cake or apples in a pie. I can fool myself pretty well when I put my mind to it. Anyway, I like carrot cake and The Flaming Lips singing with Mariah Carey, The B-52s, The Muppets as backup, confetti, and Bill Clinton on sax - all together. Do you?

    Guys I'm Looking To Meet

    Someone with a sense of humor and a functioning brain with manners who likes to have conversations without blabbing on and on about nothing. Hard to find, right? I think it's really important to be able to laugh at yourself and joke around. People with manners who will bring you up; not tear you down. There are a lot of snobs, and they seem to have noting to be snobby about, you know? Many people aren't even as cute as naked mole rats and have the personalities of wasps on pot. Now if you're God, then, okay, I'll say it's fair to be better than other people. Nice people who are funny, thoughtful and want to find real friends. More people from southern and northern CA. An assortment of folks from other countries and states. People nicer, smarter and cuter than my cat. So far he beats a whole lot of the Myspacers. People who are passionately interested in something and have fun sharing their passions. People with any religions, backgrounds, etc. I like being friends with a lot of different types of people and having fun and learning from them. Probably some older people since so many younger ones give mental handicapped-ness a bad wrap. Confidence is great. It's also great when people have opinions, share them and are open to hearing other opinions too. People not afraid to act like a bunch of heifers or hoochie-double-nasties. Both are fun to me! Some aliens, musicians, athletes, songwriters, artists and tree huggers. People to collaborate with in songwriting or art projects. If you're not a shallow puddle, that would be refreshing. Owning a brain is a definite plus! Being a genius is not required but welcome - common sense and reasoning skills a plus - you know these requests are difficult to fill. Good, friendly energy and manners are very important to me! Do you like to talk? Do you have two eyebrows - not one? If not, tweezers or wax is recommended, since caterpillars are a bit scary. If you're artsy that's a plus but not required. I always try to remember that looking at the world as a child would can bring great discovery and happiness - until everything starts to be defined in your head in terms of poop and pee and assorted misnamed body parts. Green, blue, white, brown, red, pink, yellow, black, purple - any color. I want to meet you especially if you're purple. I talk to my friends. Nice people! Muuum-K cheeky little pandas!


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