I'm a pretty regular guy, I think. I'm kinda nice, kinda smart, and kinda athletic...but I'm also kinda an asshat who tends to think people in general are dumber than elephant shit. I often fantasize about kicking children. Actually...I'm kidding about that part, mostly. I'm actually pretty laid back. Except when I'm being neurotic (I'm gay, right, so that comes with the territory). But really, for the most part I'm a pretty mellow guy with a serious mischievous streak. People who know me know better than to often take me seriously. That's mostly because they've seen me clomping around my house in my underwear, flailing my arms in my best T-Rex impression and going "rawr! rawr!" Luckily for most everyone else, my boyfriend has forbidden me to do that in public.

Yeah, there's a boyfriend, and yeah, I think he's hotter, cuter, and smarter than you. Even if some of you are pretty seriously smokin'.

If there's a boyfriend, why am I here, then? Because to quote Kelly Clarkson, I do not hook up.

I'm here because I tend to like cookies more than I should, and thusly (which is one of my favorite non-words, by the by), I'm a serious exercise fiend, and this site is a pretty good source of fitness-related stuffs. I work out because I'm both a little vain and a little insecure, but primarily because there's a 600-pound couch potato/sumo wrestler lurking inside just waiting to come out. Seeing all your buff bods keeps me motivated, if only because I'm fiercely competitive and wanna look better in my underwear than you, biotch. And I love the endorphins, too. If you ever wanna see me near-homicidal, deprive me of my gym or running shoes for a few days and watch the fireworks.

What else? I'm a recent transplant from the Pacific Northwest. I sing loudly in the car and in the shower, and I really, really shouldn't. I can't dance worth shit, but I love to do that, too. I don't watch much television, but I love a good book. I'm a car nut and drive way too fast, and tend to merge without looking. Yikes! Finally, I look both ways before crossing the street, brush my teeth before going to bed, and just say no to drugs.

And also, I like to write (as if you haven't noticed, right?). If you're not bored of me by now, feel free to check out my blog: www.prozachnation.wordpress.com. It's a riot, or something.

I'm just here to meet cool guys, stay inspired/motivated, and maybe learn a thing or two to help me along in my fitness/lifestyle goals. I've already hit the relationship goldmine and have an amazing boyfriend.

What I look for in friends pretty closely mirrors what I strive for (and sometimes attain) in myself: confidence and cool intellect; assertive self-sufficiency and emotional availability; and a sense of humor and easygoing sensibility.

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