gaston213 | Im still amazed i wasn't smothered as a child.

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  • gaston213
  • Oct 27, 2020 - 11:23 PM


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    About Me

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    • Member since: 09/07/08
    • Last active: More than a week ago
    • Age: 41
    • First location: Austin, Texas, United States
    • Relationship Status: Monogamous Relationship
    • Looking for: Friends, Training Buddies
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    My Stats and Info

    • Build: Defined
    • Height: 5' 9''
    • Weight: 154 lbs
    • Waist: 30 inches
    • Chest: 39 inches
    • Arms: 14 inches
    • Hair color: Brown
    • Eye color: Green
    • Ethnicity: White
    • My gym: Gold's Gym, Town Lake Trail, any track
    • Weight training: 5 times per week
      90 minutes per session
    • Cardio training: 2 times per week
      30 minutes per session
    • Sports I like: Cycling, Kayaking, Running, Swimming, Tennis, Volleyball, Weight training
    • Other sports I like: Love to run (more specifically sprint), hike, kayak, and Crossfit still kicks my ass every time...
    • HIV status: HIV -
    • Safer sex?: Always


    So if you made it down to "them words" I should start off by saying Im a goofy ass motherfucker (Im just reiterating for those of you who may not have been able to pick that up from the pics above)

    Basically: A 29 year old white kid who thinks he's probably funnier than he really is...If you know me please feel free to correct any of this.

    I pride myself on being the best friend i can to those around me. Keep your friends happy and they will in turn keep you happy. I think I'm a pretty good listener and when it comes to other people problems, if its asked for, i think i tend to give solid advice.

    If it weren't for my sense of humor and my eyes, i probably would have been smothered as a child. Both seem to get me in and out of trouble quite frequently, mainly due to the fact that i don't have a very effective filter, and can sometimes say exactly what im thinking. I think honesty, however blunt it may be, is a great thing. I also think its a great time saver, cause lets face it, I don't have time to fuck around and figure out whats going to offend you. I also think that if more people were upfront and honest, we could spend less time tap dancing around everything, and just get some shit done.

    That being said i don't tend to get along with people that might consider themselves sensitive :)

    What i love? Laughing. Hands down i think this is what makes a person interesting. Humor is what holds my attention, and anyone that knows me can tell you i have a loud laugh, so loud that i almost got kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too hard (it was really, REALLY embarrassing).

    I think emotion is a great powerful thing, but i also think that it is a dangerous thing. I think a majority of the rash/bad decisions people make are born out of unclear thinking. I think logic is a much more apt way to solve your problems, and people need to step back from a situation before they comment or act on it. Hopefully that doesn't sound cold or callous, its just been my experience that people should leave decision making and thought processes to the brain, and not the heart.

    I guess that's me in a nutshell...


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