I went to your "blog"...and I'm most certain that I would never get a response from you, which is just fine with me.
Otherwise, I think you project a bit too much negativity in some of your comments about yourself.
"I am a firm believer in personal statements. It makes my triage system much easier and efficient, because let's be honest, I don't have time to waste. In my opinion you have 60 seconds, at most, to present yourself well enough to spark my interest. At 61 seconds, if you haven't intrigued me, you probably won't be able to in any amount of time.
Obviously, most people fail to impress me. Especially when you start off your first message with; "Hey where do you work, we've met before!" If we have met before, then you would probably already know where I work, especially since I am unable to find a real job for the life of me, and I have been at the same job for over 6 years. I really do not recall having met this person, and his pictures were terrible at revealing his identity."