Oct 20, 2010 5:28 AM GMT
So I figured I'd switch things up a bit and break away from all the "guy above guy" threads that seem to plague the site and try something different.
As the title suggests, what type/kind are you? By that I mean what type/kind of insect or spider are you? Have a little fun with it and say your common name, scientific name and just talk about yourself somewhat. Be the creature and how you think you'd act. Also include a pic (if you can).
I'll start.
"Welcome to my palor.."
My name is Phoneutria nigriventer of the genus Phoneutria and I'm from the family Ctenidae. I'm more commonly known as the Brazilian Wandering Spider or Banana Spider and I am a force to be reckoned with. While I call South America home (don't cry for me Argentina) as my name suggests I love to wander and to travel out of country and I'm all about traveling for free. I especially love riding in banana crates and other fruit clusters that attract creatures that I like to dine on. I'm not the type to spin a web and plant my roots nor do i wait for food to come my way. I'm always on the go. I'm highly aggressive and very territorial so I advice you not to fuck with me should our paths ever meet. To this date, I am known to have the deadliest venom in the spider world (if not the entire world) and I'm not afraid to use it however I see fit. Basically I don't fucking play around and I don't believe in "letting the other guy go". I'm a killer and your death will be painful. Consider yourself lucky if I choose to give you a warning before I strike. If not, then you can just kiss your ass good bye since most places don't have medicine for my venom. Strike a death pose, bitch.
As the title suggests, what type/kind are you? By that I mean what type/kind of insect or spider are you? Have a little fun with it and say your common name, scientific name and just talk about yourself somewhat. Be the creature and how you think you'd act. Also include a pic (if you can).
I'll start.
"Welcome to my palor.."
My name is Phoneutria nigriventer of the genus Phoneutria and I'm from the family Ctenidae. I'm more commonly known as the Brazilian Wandering Spider or Banana Spider and I am a force to be reckoned with. While I call South America home (don't cry for me Argentina) as my name suggests I love to wander and to travel out of country and I'm all about traveling for free. I especially love riding in banana crates and other fruit clusters that attract creatures that I like to dine on. I'm not the type to spin a web and plant my roots nor do i wait for food to come my way. I'm always on the go. I'm highly aggressive and very territorial so I advice you not to fuck with me should our paths ever meet. To this date, I am known to have the deadliest venom in the spider world (if not the entire world) and I'm not afraid to use it however I see fit. Basically I don't fucking play around and I don't believe in "letting the other guy go". I'm a killer and your death will be painful. Consider yourself lucky if I choose to give you a warning before I strike. If not, then you can just kiss your ass good bye since most places don't have medicine for my venom. Strike a death pose, bitch.
