Wait....no wait....something better is about to happen..
OMG I WANTED TO BE INVITED TO HALLOWEEN PARTIES BUT NO ONE INVITED ME EXCEPT IN SEATTLE AND NEW YORK AND D.C. AND FUCKING THAILLAND BUT I DONT LIVE THERE WHY!!!!>!>!?!?!? BUT I WOULD LIKVE TO LIVE IN THAILAND BECAUSE PAD THAI IS LIKE A FUCKING QUARTER. THAT'S RIGHT I SAID A FUCKING QUATER....DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH GOOD FEELINGS YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT A PAD THAI? LET ME TELL YOU. FIVE HUNDRED GOOD FEELINGS. AND THE GUYS ARE HOT. NO DON'T BE LIKE "BUT I DON'T LIKE ASIANS" BITCH YOU *LOVE* ASIANS STOP BEING IN DENAIL AND SHIT.