I think you meant:
"HEY! I dropped the soap!"
Caslon, jp, Mcgay, I knew you'd come through on this one.
REALJOCK. I may be gay but I'm a better jock than you.
REALJOCKs wanted. Apply here.
REALJOCK: Not a pussy anymore.
REALJOCK: Train Hard. Be Proud.
REALJOCK: Brothers in Arms.
REALJOCK: The Romans Had Nothing on Us.
REALJOCK: Forging real athletes.
REALJOCK: Get off your fat ass, stop whining, and work out you nancy boy.
REALJOCK: Don't tell anybody but I used to be a skinny little gay kid.
REALJOCK: A Community for Every Athlete.
(hmmm, maybe my food hasn't kicked in yet...)
Hey wait a minute. Caslon, you just gave me an idea.
What about GFC? It's like the UFC and WWE. Gay. Figthing. Club.
Then we could have taglines like:
GFC: Yes, you did get your ass kicked by a nancy boy. What are you going to do about it?
I'm trying to find some that are less defensive and funnier though...