I was at a meeting this morning and sat in front of two middle + aged ladies who were holding a conversation in normal tones and volume (No eavesdropped sotto voce). One was telling the other about her "early menopause" and how "her girl parts quit working a long time ago."

I am thinking "Breathe, Breathe, Don't throw up." Then the perfect retort flashed in my mind. "I am so sorry about your girl parts, but my boy parts are still working fine and I use them frequently."

No, I didn't say it. I may be crazy (that = gay in some people's minds), but I do try to keep my police record to a minimum.

Okay RJ'ers, tell us about MITYREWTK moments and your real or wished you could have said retorts.