Gas during sex

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    Apr 18, 2008 12:59 PM GMT
    Once, my boyfriend was going to mount me and I didn't realize that I was gassy. When he pulled my butt-cheeks apart, I accidentally let one rip. We both busted up in hysterical laughter, but ended up having no sex. Now I'm totally paranoid about ripping one in someone's face or having someone rip one in mine (boyfriend is always gassy).

    Has anyone else had this problem, and if so, how did (do) you deal with it?

    Help! I want some ass-play, and don't dare.
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    Apr 18, 2008 1:12 PM GMT
    Sorry to hear- water just shot outta my nose.

    Could be worse this guy I work with picked up this girl in a bar not too long ago. He said during sex he had a little gas. He thought he let a little safe one out under the sheets, but instead it was a really wet shart- so bad it wet the bed. He promptly wrapped up the sheets and stopped and went straight for the bathroom then shower. He told a bunch of us at lunch she never called him back ever... We were all like u think??icon_rolleyes.gif

    I thought something like this between 2 guys wouldn't matter, but????

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    Apr 18, 2008 6:21 PM GMT
    That reminds me of a joke. There were these two happily married men who loved each other immensely and sacrificed for one another their little desires to please each other. One man loved pork and beans but the gas offended his partner so he gave them up. One day, at lunch the bean loving partner couldn't pass up a big plate of beans and a hot dog. He figured that he would deflate before he got home anyway.
    When the bean lover got home his partner greated him at the door with a kiss and then said "Happy Birthday sweety" I have a big surprise for you and then blind folded Mr. Bean lover and lead him to the dining room table and seated him. Then the phone rang and the thoughtful partner answered it. Mr. Bean lover felt the pressure of gas building and leaned to one side and let it go. It could peal paint but Mr. Bean lover fanned the air in his blind folded state and settled back down when he heard is partner saying goodbye on the phone. His thoughtful parner came around Mr. Bean lover, removed his blindfold and all their closest friends yelled; Happy Bithday!

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    Apr 18, 2008 6:31 PM GMT
    Sven lived in northern Minnisota and was a farmer by trade. He and his wife lived on a huge wheat farm.
    When the frost starts coming in the fall during the harvest season the outhouse has to be moved or it will fill up. Well Sven was so busy getting in a bumper crop that he completely forgot to move the outhouse.
    It was frozen solid into the ground.
    Sven asked his friend Olie if he had any advice. Olie said that dynamite would break the ice and he had some in his shed. So Sven and Olie secured the dynamite, some blasting caps and fuse and went to blast that outhouse loose.
    They poked some holes into the ground around and under the outhouse, fused the caps and then inserted the caps into the dynamite and then placed the charges and lit the ten second fuses and ran to hide behind the tractor.
    Just then Sven's wife came out of the house in a hurry and ran into the outhouse. Before they could do anything BOOM! The dynamite went off. Sven's wife was blown out the door and into the yard. Sven ran to her to see if she was OK, he held her close and she said "Sven, good thing I didn't let that one go in the house."